How about "Beach Blanket Bongout" by the greatest punk bank to come out of Phoenix, Jodie Foster's Army:

Party on the sand
Bring your van
Tan girls, macho fools
Fun

Punk outing, people shouting
Lots of fun
Drugs and sun
Fun

Beach blanket bongout
Bong out oh oh

The hippies, they hate us
We take their chicks
They beat us up
But they're still the dicks
Dicks!

Surf punks we're not
Skateboard we do
We have the fun
We're the new crew
Crew

Beach blanket bongout
Bong out oh oh

We're having the fun
Wasted in the sun
Purple boards, short hair
We're out numbered and we don't care!


I still have cassette tape of this from Jonathan L's Surf & Thrash Special on KUPD in 1989. Remember that show Floof, Random? It also had Assassin, Channel 3, D.O.A., The Jesus and Mary Chain, Davey Allen & The Arrows, Agent Orange, RHCP, The Ventures, The Dead Milkmen...great show.