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For beating the cripple thing to death with his watermelon sledge hammer?
Best Gary Oldman voice, "Bingo!"



His performance stole the show in that movie, even overshadowed Natalie P. My favorite line, a "crashing" Oldman screams at the legit investigator's in the apartment where his dudes massacred the white trash couple a few hours ago: "I HAVEN'T GOT TIIMMEEE...FOR THIS MICKY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!"

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Yeah but firewall is a legit cripple cause he can't control his muscles and is hideously ugly yet amazingly positive and unaware. His self assurance makes me want to fuck his throat in a loving way.



See, Monkey is the ONLY cage member to really truly understand Da Burglar's inner heart (or lack thereof)...My rip on Sal MckVey was the same as firewall...people need to know there limitations and where (and where not) they belong. Firewall ABSOLUTELY should have a diary online, and there should be a picture (or two....three MAX) of him, out of the way in a corner, with Jenna or Briana or some random porn chick trying to score some pills off someone she thinks is holding....BUT, you can't get on stage (or near it) in a strip club and start doing any kind of performance when you are in the state this guy is...

I personally have NO problems seemingly when compared to Firewall, yet I am so fucked up I wont even undress sometimes in front of a totally hot nurse ready to check me for hernia, that is how self aware I am. It is a courteous thing to do...

And it is RIGHT for me to be this way....NOTHING brings people down more than seeing other people who are in a bad state of affairs compared to them. You have a club full of strippers and other people who are self-absorbed (and rightly so) and want to concentrate on setting themselves up for the night to get laid and otherwise enjoy the moment, if you are someone like firewall(or myself), stay off to the side and enjoy the spectacle, don't become the spectacle!

...I may be attacked by every crippled fan at AEE when I show my face Saturday, say a prayer for me...
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