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#137168 - 01/02/06 06:36 PM
Firewall Tribute Thread
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Porn Jesus
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"Have I actually made a hate list? Do you mean me? And, if so, which particular facts of life would you like to enlighten me on? I would think anyone mistaking me as a chick might have some problems explaining the facts of life." firewall "LMAO, that's funny. When you say `take you out' I presume you don't mean on a date, lol. No, I like the dislike. I hate you too. " firewall " And the comment from kyoto....you never do know when to stop do you? You are truly nasty and pathetic." firewall "Oh, I see, it's ok to continue attacking me cos I stuck up for Jenna? Fine, if that's what you want Monkey. Personally, I'd rather stop sniping and get on with the forum. I speak with an English accent and I'm not gay. I have enough trouble having the `minority' status of having cerebral palsy without being gay too. That would be too much like a bad joke....no belly patting until we know each other better" firewall "You are pond scum.: firewall "LOL. All that hatred and still watches your movies...The issue of Jenna being a racist is tired, boring and totally untrue." firewall "Yep.Jenna looks after herself fine, and so do I, no chip on my shoulder. Plenty of rudeness coming from you though. I don't need to defend Jenna. But having an exchange of words with her detractors is always fun." firewall
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#137169 - 01/02/06 10:28 PM
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2 things about that picture:
Since when is it acceptable to give alcohol to retards?
What is in his black case in front of him?
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#137172 - 01/03/06 08:52 PM
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disappointed Ryan knox gets 400 posts despite being on the retarded borderline and the man, the myth and the legend firewall can't get a few fond memories from the older posters, this guy was the cage mascot for many a day.
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#137173 - 01/03/06 08:58 PM
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Ryan knox gets 400 posts despite being on the retarded borderline and the man, the myth and the legend firewall can't get a few fond memories from the older posters, this guy was the cage mascot for many a day.
I blame Da Burglar.
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#137175 - 01/03/06 09:03 PM
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Demon Spawn
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For beating the cripple thing to death with his watermelon sledge hammer?
Best Gary Oldman voice, "Bingo!"
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#137179 - 01/04/06 09:15 AM
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For beating the cripple thing to death with his watermelon sledge hammer? Best Gary Oldman voice, "Bingo!"
His performance stole the show in that movie, even overshadowed Natalie P. My favorite line, a "crashing" Oldman screams at the legit investigator's in the apartment where his dudes massacred the white trash couple a few hours ago: "I HAVEN'T GOT TIIMMEEE...FOR THIS MICKY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!"
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Yeah but firewall is a legit cripple cause he can't control his muscles and is hideously ugly yet amazingly positive and unaware. His self assurance makes me want to fuck his throat in a loving way.
See, Monkey is the ONLY cage member to really truly understand Da Burglar's inner heart (or lack thereof)...My rip on Sal MckVey was the same as firewall...people need to know there limitations and where (and where not) they belong. Firewall ABSOLUTELY should have a diary online, and there should be a picture (or two....three MAX) of him, out of the way in a corner, with Jenna or Briana or some random porn chick trying to score some pills off someone she thinks is holding....BUT, you can't get on stage (or near it) in a strip club and start doing any kind of performance when you are in the state this guy is...
I personally have NO problems seemingly when compared to Firewall, yet I am so fucked up I wont even undress sometimes in front of a totally hot nurse ready to check me for hernia, that is how self aware I am. It is a courteous thing to do...
And it is RIGHT for me to be this way....NOTHING brings people down more than seeing other people who are in a bad state of affairs compared to them. You have a club full of strippers and other people who are self-absorbed (and rightly so) and want to concentrate on setting themselves up for the night to get laid and otherwise enjoy the moment, if you are someone like firewall(or myself), stay off to the side and enjoy the spectacle, don't become the spectacle!
...I may be attacked by every crippled fan at AEE when I show my face Saturday, say a prayer for me...
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#137182 - 01/04/06 09:31 AM
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jews killed him, sorry dude.
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#137186 - 01/04/06 05:53 PM
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Demon Spawn
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My god...you're right.....jesus, talk about being UN-AWARE, holy shit I have become what i beheld, what I feared is what I am now. I seriously do not know what the fuck to do...this is like some ancient Chinese unsolvable riddle involving dragons, a pot of stew, and 17 siblings...I thought I had it licked, I was doing so good for a while...
Stop projecting your true self and project what you would be like lets say if you could take a leisurely stroll down the street without the assistance of wheels. Then take your 17 siblings put them into the stew, cook until boiling and bring your offering to the dragon.
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#137187 - 01/04/06 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My god...you're right.....jesus, talk about being UN-AWARE, holy shit I have become what i beheld, what I feared is what I am now. I seriously do not know what the fuck to do...this is like some ancient Chinese unsolvable riddle involving dragons, a pot of stew, and 17 siblings...I thought I had it licked, I was doing so good for a while...
Stop projecting your true self and project what you would be like lets say if you could take a leisurely stroll down the street without the assistance of wheels. Then take your 17 siblings put them into the stew, cook until boiling and bring your offering to the dragon.
Nah, I can't man...I tried. I really did...what set me off was back in May when Firewall himself first projected into my consciousness when his picture first showed up here and he and his diary became fodder(prior to that I never knew who or what the fuck he was .... )
When I saw him, and his diary, and his love for Jenna, and Briana banks inquiring about pills...I said "Wtf??? and something snapped....made me want to scream to the porn industry...."NO!!! I am not like that!! That's not a fair representation of crippled porn fans...Look, Listen, see!!!"
I shouldn't have cared....maybe someday I wont... BUT, I know better than others who have trapsed through this magnificent jungle, I do have survival instinct, and I can swallow my foolish pride without choking to death. I see a corner over in the far side of the club, there is a table there, with a candle on it...I will order some food and content myself with watching, because watching is indeed fun a good part of the time. I may even order a lap dance in between my Buffalo wings and Amstel Lights (its fun if you get Hot Buffalo wing sauce on a strippers inner thighs...)
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#137189 - 01/10/06 12:19 AM
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This thread brings great joy to my heart.
It's gonna end soon, someday a real rain is gonna fall on the Cage and wipe this scum off the streets and it's gonna happen soon. ChickenMaster is back, the tribe is reunited but it's completely drowned out by endless PM-style chatting and images of an 800 lbs Cartman thanking the world for their pity are dancing in my head along with various icepicks, screwdrivers and scenes from the movie Misery.
As a modest proposal, how about we change the XPT logo to include a set of wheels on each side of the X? It'll at least last long enough until we find someone with leprosy or a really huge fucking goiter that can go on, and on, and on, and on about it. Where's the virgin Irish midget dude? He'd work.
I've tried nice, I've tried cold, I've tried rude and insulting. James has tried nice, I'm sure he's been a bitch as well. Nothing works. The picture of the whore on the burgmobile in Vegas is disturbing on the most fundamental level, but can't be taken in isolation. It's just another day, another discussion of the continuing adventures of our favorite handicapable mod.
I'm on the fence. I'm willing to join hands with Kyoto, Zionist, who seems to be the only one who has his head screwed on about this suddenly marshmallowy world. These are the mumbles which beget riots which beget manifestos which beget another wildebeast being edged out by the stronger brethren. It's a warning and a cry for help at once which will inevitably elicit a self-deprecating response and more chair talk from here to eternity. But when I look at this Cage, this ray of sunshine and I see her insulted like this... sometimes I go berserk...
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#137190 - 01/10/06 01:30 AM
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Demon Spawn
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It's gonna end soon, someday a real rain is gonna fall on the Cage and wipe this scum off the streets and it's gonna happen soon. ChickenMaster is back, the tribe is reunited but it's completely drowned out by endless PM-style chatting and images of an 800 lbs Cartman thanking the world for their pity are dancing in my head along with various icepicks, screwdrivers and scenes from the movie Misery.
As a modest proposal, how about we change the XPT logo to include a set of wheels on each side of the X? It'll at least last long enough until we find someone with leprosy or a really huge fucking goiter that can go on, and on, and on, and on about it. Where's the virgin Irish midget dude? He'd work.
I've tried nice, I've tried cold, I've tried rude and insulting. James has tried nice, I'm sure he's been a bitch as well. Nothing works. The picture of the whore on the burgmobile in Vegas is disturbing on the most fundamental level, but can't be taken in isolation. It's just another day, another discussion of the continuing adventures of our favorite handicapable mod.
I'm on the fence. I'm willing to join hands with Kyoto, Zionist, who seems to be the only one who has his head screwed on about this suddenly marshmallowy world. These are the mumbles which beget riots which beget manifestos which beget another wildebeast being edged out by the stronger brethren. It's a warning and a cry for help at once which will inevitably elicit a self-deprecating response and more chair talk from here to eternity. But when I look at this Cage, this ray of sunshine and I see her insulted like this... sometimes I go berserk...
I'm glad Arab brought this up, this place has turned into a circle jerk and I'm sick of it. The cage was made for a reason and that wasn't to have whores riding on the chairs of cancerous looking cripples and not laugh at it. Fuck you burglar, you are the polarizing force in this ADT butt fucking fest. In the words of Mugatu, “I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!â€
P.S. Hailey take your self promotion out of the cage and haul your wafer ass back into the talent board where you belong.
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#137191 - 01/10/06 02:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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My one regret of AEE 06 is not getting pics of Firewall or Sal MckVey for the Cage.
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#137192 - 01/10/06 07:36 AM
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To remove any doubt, the finger is for you Arab (<squeaky pissy middle eastern intellectual voice> "I've tried nice, I've tried mean, I've tried blah blah blah...." hey, KEEP TRYING), and now, in a delayed reaction blast, Chickenshit master. There are about 576 other things you can rant about, and I laugh heartily my sick, ugly crippled fucking ass off that you NEED to pick me and my totally self-absorbed, self-entertaining, SELF-deprecating antics. You are not nearly as bright as I here-to-fore gave you credit . . .
"Fuck you" x 100, my fingers are too tired to type it out individually, I have been diddling porn chicks all weekend.
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#137195 - 01/10/06 09:51 AM
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I have been diddling porn chicks all weekend.
"The best revenge is a life well lived"
I am loving life right now, I truly truly am....
Good for you, they are just jealous that they didnt get porno whores sitting on their crotches. FUCK EM ALL.
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#137196 - 01/10/06 10:13 AM
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Demon Spawn
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To remove any doubt, the finger is for you Arab (<squeaky pissy middle eastern intellectual voice> "I've tried nice, I've tried mean, I've tried blah blah blah...." hey, KEEP TRYING), and now, in a delayed reaction blast, Chickenshit master. There are about 576 other things you can rant about, and I laugh heartily my sick, ugly crippled fucking ass off that you NEED to pick me and my totally self-absorbed, self-entertaining, SELF-deprecating antics. You are not nearly as bright as I here-to-fore gave you credit . . .
"Fuck you" x 100, my fingers are too tired to type it out individually, I have been diddling porn chicks all weekend.
Gee good for you "Ryan". You make ADT proud. I'm fucking disgusted.
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#137198 - 01/10/06 11:59 AM
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"Fuck you" x 100, my fingers are too tired to type it out individually, I have been diddling porn chicks all weekend.
I can see why they'd be tired: I've heard of pity fucks but never pity fingering.
Look you stupid fucking gimp, nobody gives a flying fuck about your disability. Nobody else here feels the need to share shattering life experiences or to detail how much they pay those who still have the use of all two legs (or four, judging by your latest pity conquests) to blow a load... um... up into them. Your whining that people are picking on you is truly worthy of some lump of shit like Ryan Knox: nobody would have the slightest fucking clue that you see the world from three feet high if you didn't keep talking about it in your endless desire to get porn whores to take pity on you like a wounded animal.
Go look at yourself and AC Cream and see what the difference is. The only one I can see is that the gubmint doesn't yet give social security benefits to terminally obese fashionplates. Otherwise, you're separated at birth: two walking (whoops!) caricatures with so much love to give!
I'm holding back for one reason: you used to be a funny guy. That's what the Cage is supposed to be about, other than libel, drugs and hate literature. I don't care if you've got a Precious Moments video scrapbook mounted in your Stephen Hawking monitor. Just don't bring it in here.
Dude I am laughing my gimp ass off right now, seriously...this is the first reverse meltdown in Cage history. You are really fucking nuts you know that??
Where did I whine people were 'picking on me'? And what is this "I'm holding back" shit? You prefaced it by saying "look you stupid fucking gimp?" That's like saying to bishop "Hey you cotton picking crackhead nigger, I am holding back any racial epithets ONLY because you still can slam dunk from the top of the key and I need you as a sixth man..." Please, let it out now...I WANT to hear & read this...
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#137199 - 01/10/06 12:08 PM
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Where did I whine people were 'picking on me'?
Read back.
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There are about 576 other things you can rant about, and I laugh heartily my sick, ugly crippled fucking ass off that you NEED to pick me
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#137201 - 01/10/06 12:12 PM
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this is the first reverse meltdown in Cage history
Arab's posts about this: 4 Da Burglar's posts about this: 15? have we broken 20 yet?
Sad sack of shit you are ARAB. Karma is a muthafucker.
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#137202 - 01/10/06 12:16 PM
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#137203 - 01/10/06 12:16 PM
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this is the first reverse meltdown in Cage history
Arab's posts about this: 4 Da Burglar's posts about this: 15? have we broken 20 yet?
1) You have help, Chickenmaster, who seems to like to misapply and misquote, considering his previous post. 2) That's not an accurate count anyway, you're a lawyer, you are adept at smoke, mirrors and befuddlement.
I have not provoked such a strong reaction in a long time, and at this point I would give ANYTHING to see just what exactly you look like and how you live to fully comprehend the force behind what you are spewing. There is something really fucked up with you and I would love to see it...not to show everyone, just for my own amusement. It is captivating, amusing, nauseating and frightening all at the same time...
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#137204 - 01/10/06 12:19 PM
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1) You have help, Chickenmaster, who seems to like to misapply and misquote, considering his previous post.
Not really, you're not going to come right out and say we are picking on you. But the tone of that sentence implies it more then you actually saying it.
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#137206 - 01/10/06 12:22 PM
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Sad sack of shit you are ARAB. Karma is a muthafucker.
STFU. What do you know? Let em have at it, sit back and enjoy.
You shut the fuck you scumbag, what the fuck do you know????? Let them have a shot at your fucking mother.
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#137207 - 01/10/06 12:27 PM
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1) You have help, Chickenmaster, who seems to like to misapply and misquote, considering his previous post.
Not really, you're not going to come right out and say we are picking on you. But the tone of that sentence implies it more then you actually saying it.
Dude, so here you have no problem understanding the "TONE" of something, and yet a few posts back, in response to my saying I use Sarcasm and subtle hyperbole in my posts which you miss, you say "I only read what I read...or what's written..." Go home idiot, really, if Arab wasn't on this you'd be jerking off to the GIF pics of gag factor off to the right>>>>>
Maybe I will post the private message you sent me before the convention when you tried to start shit on your own with me, and I came back with a basic "Do whatever the fuck you want response..." whereby you kissed my ass real quick with a PM "Don't worry burg, it's all good." You are really nauseating, and I mean that SINCERELY, really I do.
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#137208 - 01/10/06 12:31 PM
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#137209 - 01/10/06 12:32 PM
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1) You have help, Chickenmaster, who seems to like to misapply and misquote, considering his previous post.
Not really, you're not going to come right out and say we are picking on you. But the tone of that sentence implies it more then you actually saying it.
Dude, so here you have no problem understanding the "TONE" of something, and yet a few posts back, in response to my saying I use Sarcasm and subtle hyperbole in my posts which you miss, you say "I only read what I read...or what's written..." Go home idiot, really, if Arab wasn't on this you'd be jerking off to the GIF pics of gag factor off to the right>>>>>
Maybe I will post the private message you sent me before the convention when you tried to start shit on your own with me, and I came back with a basic "Do whatever the fuck you want response..." whereby you kissed my ass real quick with a PM "Don't worry burg, it's all good." You are really nauseating, and I mean that SINCERELY, really I do.
Go for it dude. You did bother me when you fist started posting and then you were alright. You started out first kissing James and Arab's asses and now you are kissing some whore asses. Same shit, different pile. This wouldn't be so pitiful if it wasn't blatantly obvious this is your only social outlet.
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#137210 - 01/10/06 12:40 PM
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1) You have help, Chickenmaster, who seems to like to misapply and misquote, considering his previous post.
Not really, you're not going to come right out and say we are picking on you. But the tone of that sentence implies it more then you actually saying it.
Dude, so here you have no problem understanding the "TONE" of something, and yet a few posts back, in response to my saying I use Sarcasm and subtle hyperbole in my posts which you miss, you say "I only read what I read...or what's written..." Go home idiot, really, if Arab wasn't on this you'd be jerking off to the GIF pics of gag factor off to the right>>>>>
Maybe I will post the private message you sent me before the convention when you tried to start shit on your own with me, and I came back with a basic "Do whatever the fuck you want response..." whereby you kissed my ass real quick with a PM "Don't worry burg, it's all good." You are really nauseating, and I mean that SINCERELY, really I do.
Go for it dude. You did bother me when you fist started posting and then you were alright. You started out first kissing James and Arab's asses and now you are kissing some whore asses. Same shit different pile. This wouldn't be so pitiful if it wasn't blatantly obvious this is your only social outlet.
Really, get out of the way, man...whore ass kissing is not what I am guilty of, and truth be told, I have had my ass kissed as much as anyone here, if ass kissing is what we now want to talk about.
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#137211 - 01/10/06 12:41 PM
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Karma is for the Hindus, if Arab was one of them this would have been over back in September. Biff's right step out of Arab's way, let him "destroy" me....it is fucking hillarious...
Got no problem with either of you. Have at it. You don't need protection like Arab doesn't.
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You shut the fuck you scumbag, what the fuck do you know????? Let them have a shot at your fucking mother.
What a stinging comment. You told me. Yo mamma flame, how elementary.
Look you cumstain on the floor of RyanKnox's outhouse, quit trying to draw attention away from the verbal sparing with your cuntface cries for attention.
Like I said, go fuck your mother.
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#137212 - 01/10/06 12:46 PM
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Really, get out of the way, man...whore ass kissing is not what I am guilty of, and truth be told, I have had my ass kissed as much as anyone here, if ass kissing is what we now want to talk about.
Get out of the way of what? Your the one that rolled onto the train tracks.
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