Ryan,

You seem to function with no kind of sensory apparatus at all. You say you face fucked the Haileys and Courtney Simpson, I say myself and the better part of the rest of the board spent last night face fucking you. Lets revisit what had been uncovered about Ryan "the woodless wonder" Knox last night.

1. you have a serious wood / pop issues
2. you’re un-hirable as a man whore
3. you’re poorer than smartt
4. you still mooch money from your parents
5. you secretly enjoy fucking men (see attached quote)

Quote:

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I can get wood when I'm dumping a load on your little bitch ass!

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Right so far aren't we?