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#136895 - 01/02/06 02:43 PM Time for the Big Guns!
Bishop Offline
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Anyone who knows me knows I have about as much patience as sammura has common sense.Its been almost 2 whole days since I began my quest for modship and I'm starting to get a whole"blackman waiting for service in Denny's in the mid 80's to early 90's" kinda feeling.Another thing you should know about me is I am far too ignorant to be ignored So now I gotta make shit happen and I believe hypno has paved the course that leads to the kind of attention I need right now.Since Jeff has employed me so many times we will leave Sandy out of this...(I may be ignorant but I ain't stupid) So does anyone know if Malice has a girlfriend or sister who's well-being I can inquire about?
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#136896 - 01/02/06 02:51 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Registered: 07/21/05
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Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Who is Sandy?


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Quah.

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#136897 - 01/02/06 02:56 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
Bishop Offline
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Quote:

Who is Sandy?





No you Don't
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#136898 - 01/02/06 03:00 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
Bornyo Offline
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Bishop, tell you what we're gonna do. See what you can do with the shit leaking out of Ryan Knox's chest and we'll see about making you a mod.

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#136899 - 01/02/06 03:01 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Get a grip man. You think modship will give you some type of validation? Grow up and continue to look like a cracked out fucking Dave Chappelle.
Are your food stamps still coming in regularly? Or do you have a face to face with your case worker coming up?

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#136900 - 01/02/06 03:14 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Get a grip man. You think modship will give you some type of validation? Grow up and continue to look like a cracked out fucking Dave Chappelle.
Are your food stamps still coming in regularly? Or do you have a face to face with your case worker coming up?


(The distant shreik of an air raid siren can be heard in the distance...Where there was only a moment ago the quiet steady hum of bishop minding his own business Now there is an ominous and building clatter as his mental troops scramble to prepare for another Grant-like Pearl harbor everone asking the same question...
WHO EXACTLY THE FUCK ARE YOU? A face to face with my who? How about a DICK to ASS with your SISTER Oh wait a minute I did that a month ago,did your mother ever get the spot out where I wipe my dick off on the good curtains in your trailer?
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#136901 - 01/02/06 03:17 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Quote:

Get a grip man. You think modship will give you some type of validation? Grow up and continue to look like a cracked out fucking Dave Chappelle.
Are your food stamps still coming in regularly? Or do you have a face to face with your case worker coming up?


(The distant shreik of an air raid siren can be heard in the distance...Where there was only a moment ago the quiet stady hum of bishop minding his own business Now there is an ominous and building clatter as his mental troops scramble to prepare for another Grant-like Pearl harbor everone asking the same question...
WHO EXACTLY THE FUCK ARE YOU? A face to face with my who? How about a DICK to ASS with your SISTER Oh wait a minute I did that a month ago,did your mother ever get the spot out where I wipe my dick off on the good curtains in your trailer?


I dont have a mother or a sister smelly nigger ass. I have been told by several females that your breath was fucking kicking on set.
Damn, toothbrushes aren't that expensive ya know, there are the dollar stores. Pick up a few instead of spending all your money on weed and alcohol, dumb black bastards, the term "NIGGER RICH" wasn't created for nothing ya know.

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#136902 - 01/02/06 03:18 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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you're a class act dude, you've got nothing, i mean nothing better than "nigger"?

you might as well wave the white flag now, only smartt resorts to that shit.
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#136903 - 01/02/06 03:19 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Get a grip man. You think modship will give you some type of validation? Grow up and continue to look like a cracked out fucking Dave Chappelle.
Are your food stamps still coming in regularly? Or do you have a face to face with your case worker coming up?


The only validation I need is on the parking I do at YOUR girl's building 3x's a week when she wants to visit with an adult sized penis
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#136904 - 01/02/06 03:21 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I dont have a mother or a sister smelly nigger ass.




I don't think that will phase Bishop. You have to actually think if you want a good knife fight with him.

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#136905 - 01/02/06 03:24 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RyanKnox Offline
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BornHo-
Really I don't have the patience to look around for your shit talking. Keep it on one thread at a time fan.

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#136906 - 01/02/06 03:26 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Did he say the N-word? LOL It never ceases to amuse me that Pussies like you only shout that out from moving cars and behind what you believe to be the safety of your pc(btw I don't blame your mom for not taking credit for you)and as to my breath I might believe that if you knew "several"girls instead of masturbating at home alone
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#136907 - 01/02/06 03:29 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-

Do you see a sign on this forum that sais,
"Dumbass GMs post here?"

You don't have any buisiness on here other than saying Hi to the porn whores that post. Nothing more.

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#136908 - 01/02/06 03:29 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
Bishop Offline
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renquist=someone's lame alternate id
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#136909 - 01/02/06 03:31 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
Willie D Offline

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Renfield = Garfield.

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#136910 - 01/02/06 03:33 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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knox, learn to get your dick hard and pop and you can claim to have more business being here than i do. until then, we're at even-keel for usefulness to the industry.
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#136911 - 01/02/06 03:34 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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Quote:

renquist=someone's lame alternate id




yup.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#136912 - 01/02/06 03:37 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

Renfield = Garfield.




I disagree. Garfield was all about Garfield, and little else. Plus, there was all of this: which is missing in renfields stuff.

I'm still not convinced Garfield was a separate poster, but I'm pretty sure this vomit Renfields typing isn't from the same keyboard.

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#136913 - 01/02/06 03:38 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Can't you see it?

Renfields = DrPornz

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#136914 - 01/02/06 03:38 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Quote:

Lamesn-

Do you see a sign on this forum that sais,
"Dumbass GMs post here?"

You don't have any buisiness on here other than saying Hi to the porn whores that post. Nothing more.



Hey Ry, Nothing personal dog,but you may be a little out of you element here...(extending the same lifeline offered to someone named sam a long time ago,wonder if it will be accepted this time or if history is doomed to...ya know)
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#136915 - 01/02/06 03:39 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Quote:

Hey Ry, Nothing personal dog,but you may be a little out of you element here...(extending the same lifeline offered to someone named sam a long time ago,wonder if it will be accepted this time or if history is doomed to...ya know)




Ryan has become the cage's candy ass bitch.

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#136916 - 01/02/06 03:40 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Lamesn-
I know you wish that were true but fact of the matter is, girls blow me, I get paid and you clean toilets for a living.

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#136917 - 01/02/06 03:40 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

girls blow me




No, girls blow you because they are payed, guys blow you because you ask.

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#136918 - 01/02/06 03:41 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
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Chicken Boy-
I'm no one's bitch.
You might be huffing too much freeon to realize it.
But I'm the guy you fantasize about being.
Ya' know.
Just because I asked you for a blowjob and you kindly accepted, doesn't make me gay. I made you wear a dress, remember?


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:42 PM)

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#136919 - 01/02/06 03:44 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Quote:

Quote:

renquist=someone's lame alternate id




yup.


Nope I am a new poster here. This is my first time visiting this site. I heard about it from the girls. They told me how much they get insulted on here so I came to see for myself.

I dont want to fight with Bishop. Im just stating facts, that's all.

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#136920 - 01/02/06 03:45 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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somewhere in the distance Homer Simpson can be heard going"Doh!" I'm gonna run out and grab some breath mints ,anybody want anthing from the store?(turns back to avoid witnessing the carnage)godspeed young Ryan
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#136921 - 01/02/06 03:49 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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somewhere in the distance Homer Simpson can be heard going"Doh!" I'm gonna run out and grab some breath mints ,anybody want anthing from the store?(turns back to avoid witnessing the carnage)godspeed young Ryan


Bishop Im giving you good advice nigger, take it. And breath mints only mask the smell, it's like spraying rose scented freshner in a port a potty. You need a toothbrush and extra stregnth Listerine, that's all I'm saying.

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#136922 - 01/02/06 03:50 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

renquist=someone's lame alternate id




yup.


Nope I am a new poster here. This is my first time visiting this site. I heard about it from the girls. They told me how much they get insulted on here so I came to see for myself.

I dont want to fight with Bishop. Im just stating facts, that's all.


Same here bitch,come on you can admit it -you are jerking it right now aren't you?and it only requires two fingers,leaving you four more and two simean thumbs to type right?
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#136923 - 01/02/06 03:52 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Bishop is your avatar your baby picture that your mamma managed to save while running from the Marshall's evicting her?

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#136924 - 01/02/06 03:57 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Don't sweat it Bish- with a name like Renfield it's a cinch he doesn't like the smell of pork, and we all know how a brotha feels about his pork.

This Ryan, on the other hand, is a real jewel. He has no shame, no pride, no self awareness, no conscience, and no sense of right or wrong. He's like one of these new rappers, fuckin his bitches, smokin blunts, drinkin 40's and ridin in his Chevy Caprice on his rented by the week rims.

We know how to deal with the Sam Shanes and even the Renfields, but this Ryan chestfunk creature is something new altogether- like flesh-eating bacteria.

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#136925 - 01/02/06 03:57 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
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When you get you hands (or paws)off your dick long enough to come up with something more intelligent racial epitaphs(fuck dude Ryan holds his own better than you) let me know cause it seems you've shot your wad(read dribble)I'd go clean up were I you
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#136926 - 01/02/06 04:07 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
BornHo-
You likie the Ryan don't you?

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#136927 - 01/02/06 04:16 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you gave me the best handjob i've ever gotten, i'll give you that

renfield--nigger's weak man. it's just weak, if you can do better, please do. everybody's something, i'm a cracker. they've all got limited use as insults, if you're going to whip out the knife, just do better.
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#136928 - 01/02/06 06:31 PM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Quote:

I did that a month ago,did your mother ever get the spot out where I wipe my dick off on the good curtains in your trailer?




one of the funniest things Ive read in a long time...bravo
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#136929 - 01/03/06 09:56 AM Re: Time for the Big Guns!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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When you get you hands (or paws)off your dick long enough to come up with something more intelligent racial epitaphs(fuck dude Ryan holds his own better than you) let me know cause it seems you've shot your wad(read dribble)I'd go clean up were I you


Want to try to translate that post for me dude?

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