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#136759 - 01/01/06 09:36 PM Gia, it's time to up the ante
smiling arab Offline
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#136760 - 01/01/06 09:40 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
smiling arab Offline
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This is apparently the cutting edge of Canadian amateur smut.



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#136761 - 01/01/06 09:45 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
smiling arab Offline
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There's really only one word to describe this, and that word is HOTT.



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#136762 - 01/01/06 09:46 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
arab, what you read scares me, can i send you a set of winnie-the-pooh books or something? i think it'd be theraputic.
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#136763 - 01/01/06 09:59 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
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My friend, after this evening I think we all need the collected works of Winnie the Pooh. Or, better, the animated version, because I don't know about you, but when I read the Pooh books as a young lad I always imagined him talking like a constipated English pederast.
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#136764 - 01/01/06 10:35 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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#136765 - 01/02/06 01:40 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Day In a Life of Gia Jordan...



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#136766 - 01/02/06 01:42 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
Pericles Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
I love the boots. Do you have anymore of you wearing boots?


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#136767 - 01/02/06 01:43 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC


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#136768 - 01/02/06 01:47 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC


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#136769 - 01/02/06 01:49 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
gia jordan Offline
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#136770 - 01/02/06 01:53 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Gia angry, Gia devours the lime flesh.


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#136771 - 01/02/06 01:54 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
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Holy shit, if you took the heel off those boots they would be those funky ass napoleon dynamite boots that i searched like 2 weeks for. You rocked them better then i would, probably not better then monstar but defiantly better then me (monkey applies eye shadow and cherry red lipstick)


Edited by smelly monkey (01/02/06 01:55 AM)
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#136772 - 01/02/06 01:55 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342


Eskimo Gia is hot.
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#136773 - 01/02/06 01:58 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
all those pics are way fuckin hot...damn Gia!!!
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#136774 - 01/02/06 03:15 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Having only known Gia through porn, I never really imagined her wearing clothes. Odd.

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#136775 - 01/02/06 07:05 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Highjacked.


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#136776 - 01/02/06 07:33 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Day In a Life of Gia Jordan...





...wait, how many lives are we talking about here? I remember you telling the board something about you possibly having ADD or OCD, but you never mentioned MPD? Now I am getting scared again....


PS -- What ethnicity are you exactly? CAOH wants to know too, right CAOH?
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#136777 - 01/02/06 09:43 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Day In a Life of Gia Jordan...






I need to bust a nut. Ahhhh, thats better!
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#136778 - 01/02/06 11:55 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Isn't she a Paki?

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#136779 - 01/02/06 11:56 AM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I would say some fawning romantic shit after seeing those pics, but since this is the Cage I'd just like Gia to know that I would stab everyone else in here before I'd give her the "Simp & Gape" that she didn't get for Christmas.

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#136780 - 01/02/06 02:53 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
No MPD, I promise. I don't really have OCD or ADD- I was just severly annoyed at some dude posting his Marliyn Monroe thing in every fucking forum.

Yes, Burglar and Renfield, I'm Pakistani, English, Italian.
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#136781 - 01/02/06 02:55 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
RenfieldGyps Offline
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No MPD, I promise. I don't really have OCD or ADD- I was just severly annoyed at some dude posting his Marliyn Monroe thing in every fucking forum.

Yes, Burglar and Renfield, I'm Pakistani, English, Italian.


What a beautiful mix.

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#136782 - 01/02/06 04:50 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Posts: 4517
LOL is that in Tony's G-RIDE? I think the Padover has been replaced It's a comfy seat Gia isn't it? ehehehehe

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#136783 - 01/02/06 04:57 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Yep, it's Malice's ride.
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#136784 - 01/02/06 05:28 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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is that in Tony's G-RIDE?




Infiniti G-35???
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#136785 - 01/02/06 06:10 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
smutspov Offline
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Posts: 9489
Gia, it's time to do Donkey Punch.
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#136786 - 01/02/06 06:21 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
I could see Gia in Donkey Punch...and hopefully Swirlies...
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#136787 - 01/02/06 06:25 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Gia, it's time to do Donkey Punch.






Thats fucked up. Ryan knox and brandon irons doing a duel gay donkey punch scene looks a whole lot better, with sal touching himself in the corner of every shot, jumping every time one takes a punch to the back of the head.
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#136788 - 01/02/06 07:02 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Smilling Arab = Sportswammi.

Why?
I don't know.

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#136789 - 01/02/06 07:10 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ryan = woodless

Why, because everyone says so.

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#136790 - 01/02/06 07:11 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Have2Suck = Douche Bag.

No joke here.

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#136791 - 01/02/06 07:16 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ryan,

I may be a douche bag, but unlike you my cock works. nuff said.

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#136792 - 01/02/06 07:21 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
But Gia will never know if your cock works or not!
Have you been missing out on some of the other threads?
Do you want me to e mail you some links and then you can see how my cock works and maybe you can even jerk off to it?

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#136793 - 01/02/06 07:32 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
No thanks, I don't go in for gay porn or men crying.

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#136794 - 01/03/06 12:36 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Yep, it's Malice's ride.



Inquiring minds want to know: does Malice have spinners?
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#136795 - 01/03/06 01:39 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Gia I have been looking at you quite a bit, I can't help it, you are rather beautiful. I have changed my mind about you. But I have to give you a bit of advice, lose that hair. You look skunkish. But you are beautiful.

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#136796 - 01/04/06 08:09 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
Father Stone Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
Mmmmm the boots look great Gia - any boot pics with your clothes off???
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#136797 - 01/04/06 08:18 PM Re: Gia, it's time to up the ante
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Quote:

Mmmmm the boots look great Gia




Indeed they do. There's nothing I love more than to jerk off and blow my load all over a hot broad's boots. Then again, you could put Miss Piggy (aka Gen Padova) in a pair of hot boots and I might even still be able to muster some wood.

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