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#136727 - 01/01/06 07:09 PM
Luke Ford: Crushed
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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I'd just like to open a neutral and open thread to discuss general impressions of Holly's savage destruction of Luke's gentle Jewish spirit.
My thoughts: while I am not a hadith scholar myself, like the scions of all prominent Gulf families we keep a few on the payroll to protect us from winding up a smeared bloodstain on the wall when things get rough, so if you want to work out a fatwa for this vile display, hit me with a PM.
Also, while I could see how a chica could get creeped out by Luke's posting psychosis of every painful detail of his relationship, we're somewhat in the dark about the ins and outs (um... pun intended). Luke exposes all of the cringeworthy parts of a relationship but leaves everything beautiful out of it. It's a disturbing habit, comrade.
Nevertheless, whether lead on or just deluded, every man age 10 or above has been in that position and I do believe that we should all be permitted one justifiable or even iffy crime of passion in our lives, like on a ration card that the conductors hit with a hole punch when you get on the commuter train. So if you wanted to boil her favorite pet on the stove or anything, hey... you need give me no explanation, my friend.
Is Joanna still around?
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#136728 - 01/01/06 07:23 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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arab---
two words
honor
killing.
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#136729 - 01/01/06 07:26 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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and if the devotees really needed a hint of what was to come---it was written weeks ago when luke was asking for a place to stay in vegas.
if your girlfriend is some nominated directress, why would you be begging for a couch to crash on? other than things were on the rocks like teddy-k likes his pre-drowning beverages
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#136731 - 01/01/06 07:50 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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but arab, there hasn't been a quality honor-killing since the 80's in saudi, i'm looking for any excuse here. true-luke's a sociopath, but if they scheduled it somewhere betwixt usc-tejas and the final four, i could use it.
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#136732 - 01/01/06 07:54 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Luke is experiencing something that every male who lives even a little above a hand-to-mouth existence will feel in his life...mostly in his teens when he can manage a boner in 3 seconds but will take an entire afternoon to solve a quadratic equation. Unless your marital life is preordained by your caste or familial status or religious convictions, you will eventually be dumped by the one you believe is "the one." The one with that unmistakable ability to finish your sentences for your, and vice versa. As Luke has already written, this starts with a sense of disbelief andsome token act of rebellion, followed by a strong desire to rid himself of any and all references to the woman in question, followed by a gut-wrenching acknowledgement that, for a brief moment, you let down your guard which has kept you relatively safe on this planet heretofore, only to get stabbed in the testicles by the anti-Cupid. It hardens the psyche...retailiation appears legitimate.
Luke, my advice to you: keep taking pictures. Throw yourself back into your work. Just keep showing up and snapping the photos which are the lymphatic system of this here Cage. Sit back and let us caption those photos in a manner which will bring a smile to your face.
Some music a little stronger than Air Supply will also help to vent some anger and frustration. I'd personally suggest The Phunk Junkeez, Helmet, and Agnostic Front. And for G-d's sake, stay away from anything by Peter Gabriel.
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#136734 - 01/01/06 07:59 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Unless your marital life is preordained by your caste or familial status or religious convictions, you will eventually be dumped by the one you believe is "the one." The one with that unmistakable ability to finish your sentences for your, and vice versa. As Luke has already written, this starts with a sense of disbelief andsome token act of rebellion, followed by a strong desire to rid himself of any and all references to the woman in question, followed by a gut-wrenching acknowledgement that, for a brief moment, you let down your guard which has kept you relatively safe on this planet heretofore, only to get stabbed in the testicles by the anti-Cupid.
Holy fuck, that's such a profoundly true observation. I bow to you, Willie D. 
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#136737 - 01/01/06 08:24 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Luke just edited the story, but to an effect that I can't quite comprehend.
The anger is seeping more into his writing. This was much more plaintive when I woke from my New Year's coma at 7:17 a.m. and first read it.
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#136739 - 01/01/06 10:20 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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“Jesus, only Luke could feel threatened by those champs.â€
That was my first thought when I finished Luke’s recap. Most of Holly’s ex-boyfriends look like card-carrying members of the Nerd Brigade. That Chris fella looks like he’s still trying to make his way over the puberty hump.
In all seriousness (though I was being serious above, I just didn’t know how to start this sentence) the Randall Party was destined to be a soul-crushing experience for Luke. Being an intelligent person, he should have seen this coming. Drugs, alcohol, ex-boyfriends, New Years -- he‘s lucky a Violation of Holly Randall wasn’t already in full swing by the time he arrived.
But let’s take this back to the beginning.
Even if you disregard that Holly forgot to invite him (and that would be a very difficult thing to disregard), he should have known going to that party would be like walking through a landmine zone with magnets in his boots -- he was bound to get hit in every direction by the one thing he’s been trying to avoid. His concern about her former lovers should have been addressed before the party. If Holly’s response was anything short of accommodating, he should never have gone.
But that's not what happened. Luke went, and now he’s going to suffer for some time.
Luke, If I have anything positive to offer you it's this: You have every right to be upset. I don't know what "stage" your relationship with Holly was at, but her behavior was immature and classless, regardless. Playing grab-ass with men who at one time had their penises in her, in view of you, is just a shit-move from any perspective.
As your self-appointed spiritual counselor, I demand you binge on prescription pills and hard alcohol (that would be a lite beer for you) and nail random floozies up till and during AVN. Aggressive, inebriated sex is the only way to fill the void left by Holly.
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#136740 - 01/02/06 01:31 AM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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I fixed the broken links.
Holly did not do anything bad to me. She was just Holly. She was always nice and well-meaning and sounded apologetic if I was ever upset. She was often there for me when I was sick. She has a lot of things/people/ex-BFs/guys in her life that are more important to her than I am, and in the end, I could not accept that. I could not accept her for who she is (as much as I've tried over the past month). In the end, she's a burning house I must run from.
My desire was that when we were together, I would be the most important thing to her in the universe during those times (unless there was some pressing matter which I hoped she'd explain to me).
I haven't gotten this wound up over a relationship in about a decade. Somehow certain people just get to you and your rational thinking is overwhelmed by other desires.
Holly did not do anything bad to me Saturday night. There was no moral imperative for her to hang out with me and exclude other guys from her affections. There was no moral imperative for her to kiss me as the New Year began. She's always had other priorities above being with me. I've been someone she fit in at the times she felt like it and I went along with this like a good little whipped puppy dog. I accepted that I served at her convenience. As she paid for all our dates, as she paid for the piper, she selected the tune and I danced to it until five seconds into Jan 1.
We all make our choices and then we must live with them.
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#136741 - 01/02/06 02:04 AM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Holly has the looks of someone who is girlfriend material but the mentality of the hot girl who dies for male attention, im guessing it has a lot to do with her running away from his racist upbringing in a neo nazi/ white children of god cult. She fills the void with men and stealing from those who she feels undeserving of money. Its julia robert syndrome, julia had it, keith richards has it, holly randall and tantas wife all have it. Luke needs someone far darker and weirder anyways, someone like sammura, that would be some repressed angry sex right there, ill give you both $500 to film it.
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#136743 - 01/02/06 06:36 AM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I'm sorry. I have this horrible thing called a conscience, and it's bothering me right now. Luke, you know I never meant to hurt you. I don't like to hurt anyone. Yes, I have a lot of ex-boyfriends. And I am friends with them all. Did you not notice they brought their girlfriends? Chris and I broke up 7 years ago. He knows me better than anyone, and we still work together. You will see me with him in Vegas. He is one of my best friends. I don't know what else to say; I won't rehash my personal issues on a chatboard, but many things you said about me were true. I am very selfish, and I should have behaved better. Again, I apologize. I think that's all I can do at this point.
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#136744 - 01/02/06 07:16 AM
Luke Ford Crushed? What about me?!?!?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm genuinely frightened by the changes I've noted. I only pulled this up a few hours ago, but from the time I offered my services as a fatwa pimp until now it's been altered in the most peculiar manner, with decidedly more bitterness coming through, you're correct.
This really fucking sucks...I have never even met either of them, but Luke & Holly had rapidly become my favorite pairing in porn...and I was actually looking forward to attempting to buy them a drink at the bar during AEE and simultaneously ask to move in with them for a month after AEE to chronicle their life together and make a VH-1 reality show out of it that would have blown away insipid shit like the recent watery-foul-smelling stool "Beauty and The Brady"...
...yes, Da Burglar's entertainment writing career was just crushed, trampled asunder by some incredibly complex dysfunctional relationship dynamics we will never fully understand because, in situations like this, when two incredibly intelligent, diverse individuals who also have tendencies toward selfishness and issues with ego, end up breaking up in a lover's quarrel, you will never really know the entire true story...all I can say is, Luke, Holly, you have my condolences and best regards, and I will buy you drinks separately during the show and attempt to help you both get through this...Luke, if you need a room on the strip Saturday and Sunday, mi den-of-iniquity su den-of-iniquity, as long as you dont mind the hot and cold running escorts popping pills at all hours of the day...
But before you completely throw in the towel, can I ask you two, Holly and Luke at least try to heal your relationship rift through a therapeutic session of cumfarting, which I quite prophetically wrote a few weeks back might offer a salve for the rough spots in your relationship? Try it, it can't hurt, and is a much better way to end a relationship than throwing the other's Levis out the window...
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#136748 - 01/02/06 09:24 AM
Re: Luke Ford Crushed? What about me?!?!?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
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My condolences Luke. What a shitty way to ring in the New Year. We (us men) have been in your shoes before, wearing our hearts on our sleeves, only to have it trampled on and thrown in the dumpster like yesterdays news. Better that you see her ways now instead of 6 months or a year, a venereal disease or two and several thousand dollars in debt later. In Holly's defense, spending time with your parents during the holidays would cause anyone to binge drink into oblivion. It still sounds like Holly has OATS TO SOW at this point in her life. Awhile back, I suggested she appear in American Bukkake Gargling male sperm from a 100 different men may be therapeutic and quench her needs for cock and attention. Perhaps she will be able to settle down afterwards.  I'm not sure if going to Vegas, the convention, Kaydence Price's porkchops or Joanna is the answer right now. It may only be adding fuel to the fire but I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
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#136749 - 01/02/06 09:25 AM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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That buzzing noise Luke has been hearing in the background turns out to have been “Let's just be friendsâ€, and it took a while to figure it out.
Look at the bright side: it's better than never getting anyone to even turn you down. There are other fish in the sea, etc, etc, etc. And stay on good terms with Holly: she's in a great position to hook you up with your next babe.
Just remember that you can always turn to the Cage for comfort from those who care.
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#136751 - 01/02/06 01:42 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I know Luke only by his writings and have no idea how much of his real personality shines through, but it seems to me that Holly, being a somewhat well adjusted person, may be a bit weary of someone with a habit for obsessive behavior in a relationship. Ask your self some hard questions. Like: Why do I hang around the fringes of porn when I could probably make more money working at a McDonalds? I think you'll see that maybe it's the porn girls that keep you coming back. That you secretly desire the fucked in the brain girls who are looking for that obsessive pimp figure in their lives. Just my 2 cents, condolences on the relationship. I do have a bit of advice to help get you through, a few words my father gave to me to help ease the pain. "You need to find a girl who looks just like her, nail her, then dump her."
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#136752 - 01/02/06 06:23 PM
Re: Luke Ford: Crushed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I like holly. You can't hold her actions against her, shes a product of her upbringing, you can't hate hitler because of the whole war thing, his dad beat him daily and his mother made him pose nude with the family dog, shit can fuck up a nigga.
She means no harm, luke look up sammura guy, shes loyal 70's black panthers style. Money makes her more racially tolerant.
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