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“Jesus, only Luke could feel threatened by those champs.”

That was my first thought when I finished Luke’s recap. Most of Holly’s ex-boyfriends look like card-carrying members of the Nerd Brigade. That Chris fella looks like he’s still trying to make his way over the puberty hump.




Exactly, he looks like Eddie Munster got the celebrity makeover job.


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As your self-appointed spiritual counselor, I demand you binge on prescription pills and hard alcohol (that would be a lite beer for you) and nail random floozies up till and during AVN. Aggressive, inebriated sex is the only way to fill the void left by Holly.




See, I knew Random would come off with some great advice. I second this. You've already broken five commandments of Torah just by waking up with your feet facing the wrong direction and failing to eat a kosher locust. I think Luke will emerge from this but only after finding a renewed equilibrium through a two or three week banger. A ship tilts too far one way and needs to be righted with a lurch in the opposite direction.
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