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I'm genuinely frightened by the changes I've noted. I only pulled this up a few hours ago, but from the time I offered my services as a fatwa pimp until now it's been altered in the most peculiar manner, with decidedly more bitterness coming through, you're correct.




This really fucking sucks...I have never even met either of them, but Luke & Holly had rapidly become my favorite pairing in porn...and I was actually looking forward to attempting to buy them a drink at the bar during AEE and simultaneously ask to move in with them for a month after AEE to chronicle their life together and make a VH-1 reality show out of it that would have blown away insipid shit like the recent watery-foul-smelling stool "Beauty and The Brady"...

...yes, Da Burglar's entertainment writing career was just crushed, trampled asunder by some incredibly complex dysfunctional relationship dynamics we will never fully understand because, in situations like this, when two incredibly intelligent, diverse individuals who also have tendencies toward selfishness and issues with ego, end up breaking up in a lover's quarrel, you will never really know the entire true story...all I can say is, Luke, Holly, you have my condolences and best regards, and I will buy you drinks separately during the show and attempt to help you both get through this...Luke, if you need a room on the strip Saturday and Sunday, mi den-of-iniquity su den-of-iniquity, as long as you dont mind the hot and cold running escorts popping pills at all hours of the day...

But before you completely throw in the towel, can I ask you two, Holly and Luke at least try to heal your relationship rift through a therapeutic session of cumfarting, which I quite prophetically wrote a few weeks back might offer a salve for the rough spots in your relationship? Try it, it can't hurt, and is a much better way to end a relationship than throwing the other's Levis out the window...
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