I'd just like to open a neutral and open thread to discuss general impressions of Holly's savage destruction of Luke's gentle Jewish spirit.

My thoughts: while I am not a hadith scholar myself, like the scions of all prominent Gulf families we keep a few on the payroll to protect us from winding up a smeared bloodstain on the wall when things get rough, so if you want to work out a fatwa for this vile display, hit me with a PM.

Also, while I could see how a chica could get creeped out by Luke's posting psychosis of every painful detail of his relationship, we're somewhat in the dark about the ins and outs (um... pun intended). Luke exposes all of the cringeworthy parts of a relationship but leaves everything beautiful out of it. It's a disturbing habit, comrade.

Nevertheless, whether lead on or just deluded, every man age 10 or above has been in that position and I do believe that we should all be permitted one justifiable or even iffy crime of passion in our lives, like on a ration card that the conductors hit with a hole punch when you get on the commuter train. So if you wanted to boil her favorite pet on the stove or anything, hey... you need give me no explanation, my friend.

Is Joanna still around?