My Point of View 2
Numb-nuts Nic Cramer proves with this one that you can certainly screw up a gonzo godsend like POV-style porn. Although this was shot by another moron in Europe with various unknown porn babes and none of them are staggering beauties. Still, they ain’t ugly and I’d probably enjoy schlupping them all if I had to, but when I wax the magic wand watching porn it has to be somebody I WANT to bang, but probably never will unless I grow a Kong-sized schlong and hit the Powerball from Hell. So, for now, I gotta tug the ugly stick to porn. That’s what POV is all about; getting as close as you possibly can to fantasy-porking porno chicks via the video camera. What else do you need? A story? Are you fucking kidding me? Stories usually just get in the way and anything outrageous typically distorts the sex into something boring dreamed up by fatso Thomas Zupko. But when it comes to POV, watch POV Pervert or Perverted Point Of View instead of even glancing at this. The “faceless” stud fucking for us has his hands all over the babes to the point of blocking our view. In the last scene, for example, the viewer can barely get an eyeball on the babe’s lovely weeble-wobbles because some dickhead’s hands are covering them to the point of total annoyance. I won’t even get into the lousy angles and useless close-ups displayed here, so be smart and spend your spunk-duckets somewhere else. [Anarchy Films]