Where did you come from? How did you get here? Are you the child of an incestuous relationship? His Excellency needs to know.

I came from my mother and I got here by C-section and it sure as hell wasn't incentuous otherwise I wouldn't have a good relationship with them right now.

my planet was being destoyed and my father put me in a little rocket and sent me off into space (at least thats the reason he told me he did it), any way... i was discovered by this old farmer and his wife who thought i was a cow and spent my first 10 years being milked.... it was then i discovered my skill could be used for other purposes and decided to become a superhero.
WELLL covering evildoers in a sticky substance is okay for spiderman... BUT WHEN I DO IT they called it a sex crime. so my good name was tarnished and i said fuck it, and decided to do porn.

Rob is fucking hilarious!!

Gen I was born by C section too, we should fuck now just on basic principle of being born the same way, that's good enough reason for me!

My pussy is on strike right now but you can fuck me in the ass. Better yet in my ear so I can hear you cumming. (i know, cheesy)

My cock is non union so whether its on strike or not im goin in the pussy too, Gen is one of those girls you wanna fuck so bad you create new holes on her body just to try out!

Rob, you must be my long lost big brother...unfortunately, I was discovered by a Mexican transvestite clown, and was forced to become a human pump ( I gave blow jobs to large latex objects..I felt so cheap)...later, he sold me to Rob ZITcari, and the rest is history...