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#136698 - 12/23/08 07:51 PM Re: implants suck
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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what ever happened to Tuna Can Joe?, he was supposed to be the biggest thing from NYC to put the Valley to shame.




good question... answer. Anyone....


Lou I guess he just got him and his friends laid for a few bucks, and made them believe they'd be the first NEXT BIG THING to come out of NYC. I think that's pretty fucked up of him, he was supposed to be coming out with a movie in April of 2006.....2 plus years late and nada...no word from him or about him. I gotta give it to him though, he did trick the tricks. He got quite a few hotties to go there for him and all with the promise of a Jets game and a tailgaiting party, but we know how smart teh porn whores are. Right?
I hope they at least got paid on the spot for whatever they did for him and his friends. Mia Rose was one of em, she was on the radio show he used to advertise on. They fucked her with the drilldoe (sp?) ....Ahhhh to be a porn whore, Im envious.
Girls can be so manipulated so easily, I take comfort in the fact that hopefully at least some women have more smarts than this. One can hope, can't I?

Goodnite folks and Happy Holidays to you and yours. Enjoy the eve and the day....I will be.

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#136699 - 12/23/08 08:50 PM Re: implants suck
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When you work for LA D. if you're booked.. You will fucking work... No questions.
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#136700 - 12/24/08 06:24 PM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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pretty, Uncle Sam wants you to get a modest lift, and not Frankentits. I speak on behalf of the entire 4th Infantry Division, as your Commander in Chief.




lol
no frankenboobies- promise
but theyll be big and full and bouncing
and biiiiiiiiiiig
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#136701 - 12/25/08 07:13 AM Re: implants suck
ben Offline
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pretty, Uncle Sam wants you to get a modest lift, and not Frankentits. I speak on behalf of the entire 4th Infantry Division, as your Commander in Chief.




lol
no frankenboobies- promise
but theyll be big and full and bouncing
and biiiiiiiiiiig





hey Pretty good luck with them! With regards to size some girls I have read about said that the end result seems to be a bit smaller than what they expected when they were trying on sizes, so recommended going a bit bigger to allow for this

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#136702 - 12/25/08 08:49 AM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
hi ben! merry christmas
i want biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig ones
lol
my doc does do the extralarge ones, but i tthink i just want ot bring in a pic of how big they were when i was fat and have them that size again on me now that im way skinnier

they were 38DDD's then- that was like, uh ten eleven months ago
now theyre all teensy 34 c's
they only look good in a bra now


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#136703 - 12/25/08 10:37 AM Re: implants suck
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Don't go too big for your frame because then you will have to get all your shirts a size bigger and taken it. It's like adding $12 to every shirt you buy for the rest of your life.
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#136704 - 12/25/08 10:51 AM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh i want biiiiiiiiiiig though
i could just keep wearing lulu guinness scarves as tops?
yay! i found a solution!
i gotta go checkout bluefly.com now
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#136705 - 12/25/08 11:06 AM Re: implants suck
gokkunfan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/07
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If you get implants I won't have sex with you.

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#136706 - 12/25/08 01:17 PM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
aw
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#136707 - 12/25/08 06:42 PM Re: implants suck
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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implants don't look real. who gives a fuck if they make the tits bigger, they look stupid.




It's like tattoos. Some look shit and some look good, it depends on the skill of the artist or lack thereof.

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#136708 - 12/26/08 05:33 AM Re: implants suck
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No. Implants and tattoos are inherently evil regardless of the skill of the 'artist'.
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#136709 - 12/26/08 05:46 AM Re: implants suck
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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No. Implants and tattoos are inherently evil regardless of the skill of the 'artist'.




I can't stand tats on women.

A chin Moko on a wahine is okay though.

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#136710 - 12/27/08 11:27 AM Re: implants suck
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I'm not in favor of implants. In fact I hate them. [And, in what bizarro universe are 34Cs teensy?],

But, bottomline, who the fuck cares what my opinion is?

It's your body, pretty, and hence your decision. Yours and yours alone.


Please for fuck's sake: Make sure the "knife" is talented.



Good luck with your procedure, young lady, and may you heal quickly!

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#136711 - 12/27/08 12:40 PM Re: implants suck
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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[And, in what bizarro universe are 34Cs teensy?],


i'm suspecting that she has 34c worth of actual tit material flopping around within 40DDD (or whatever it was) worth of skin. it happens when you lose a crapton of weight, as pretty did.
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#136712 - 12/27/08 12:45 PM Re: implants suck
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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[And, in what bizarro universe are 34Cs teensy?],


i'm suspecting that she has 34c worth of actual tit material flopping around within 40DDD (or whatever it was) worth of skin. it happens when you lose a crapton of weight, as pretty did.




Ah! I see ...
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#136713 - 01/05/09 09:08 AM Re: implants suck
Jeff Steward Offline
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Loc: JM Productions
Implants never look good. I would rather see a girl with bad natural tits than fake balloons any day.
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#136714 - 01/11/09 07:51 AM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well pparently the doc agrees with most of you guys
and my dream of huge fake tits will not be answered, for now at least- he said he wouldnt do big impants on my frame and i am only getting a lift
i was so bummed!
but the doc is smart and i am well, not smart lol so
a lift it is
im doing that on the 22nd of january
and about three months after that im doing a tummy tuck where the tummy tattoo will be removed with the procedure, and htey even give you a new bellybutton
so yeah, the boobs will be lifted, still real boobs, and soon the huge tummy tattoo will be gone as well


blasted xpt! foiled again!

love,pretty
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#136715 - 01/11/09 08:18 AM Re: implants suck
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
I'm so glad to hear this! And you were smart enough to find a good doc, that's what counts.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#136716 - 01/11/09 09:16 AM Re: implants suck
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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and i am well, not smart lol




WRONG. You were smart enough to find an honest, quality doctor and smart enough to heed his advice.





Best of luck and health on your procedures!

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#136717 - 10/10/09 08:39 AM Re: implants suck
tenley Offline
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Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
More bad implants.





I'm not completely against implants (as some of you are), but these are bad.


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#136718 - 10/11/09 04:38 AM Re: implants suck
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Alexis Breeze

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#136719 - 10/11/09 08:42 AM Re: implants suck
tenley Offline
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If you're not going to invest in getting good plastic surgery, don't bother getting plastic surgery at all.
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#136720 - 10/13/09 07:38 AM Re: implants suck
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Registered: 09/19/05
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I preferred the natural Alexis.

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#136721 - 10/16/09 02:50 PM Re: implants suck
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talking about bad boob jobs





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#136722 - 10/16/09 02:52 PM Re: implants suck
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Man, that defines bolt ons !
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