my planet was being destoyed and my father put me in a little rocket and sent me off into space (at least thats the reason he told me he did it), any way... i was discovered by this old farmer and his wife who thought i was a cow and spent my first 10 years being milked.... it was then i discovered my skill could be used for other purposes and decided to become a superhero.
WELLL covering evildoers in a sticky substance is okay for spiderman... BUT WHEN I DO IT they called it a sex crime. so my good name was tarnished and i said fuck it, and decided to do porn.