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#136648 - 01/01/06 05:49 PM implants suck
Superpants Offline
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Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 7
implants don't look real. who gives a fuck if they make the tits bigger, they look stupid.

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#136649 - 01/02/06 02:13 AM Re: implants suck
ChuckSpears Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Looks like a 2 qt Tupperware mold.






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#136650 - 01/02/06 02:16 AM Re: implants suck
Faith Taylor Offline
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Registered: 12/29/05
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I disagree I think if done right implants look great.

Faith

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#136651 - 01/02/06 07:42 AM Re: implants suck
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Implants are GREAT!!!! The bigger, the better!!!!

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#136652 - 01/02/06 09:21 AM Re: implants suck
Da Burglar Offline
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Posts: 5750
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This is like arguing Ice Cream Flavors and Car Color. To each his/her own in terms of preference....

<Da Burglar puts on soft Romantic music, and crosses his legs, loosens his Hugh Hefner robe, lights his pipe made in Wilhemshaven and speaks...>

Me personally, I love women...even somewhat overweight (but not OBESE) women. A woman's natural breasts are a gift from (depending on whether you are a christian or a druid) God and/or Nature. They are connected to the life source and will suckle a child thru the early, vulnerable years of life, providing life sustaining Milk and cementing the maternal bond betwixt woman and offspring. Plus some women have actually been known to experience orgasm during breast feeding...


<Da Burglar shifts uncomfortably...puffs.....puffs again...>
That being said, the aesthetic purpose of breasts, particularly LARGE breasts is a long observed phenomena of patriarchal chauvinisitc societies to afford males the chance to assign differentiated value and rank to females for the purpose of mating (fucking). Likewise, females with larger breasts tend to prosper economically and socially, more so than their smaller breasted sisters.

In today's society, every female has the chance to experience what it feels like to have LARGE BOOBS


<Puffs>

I personally dont prefer fake anything, BUT I take women one at a time, large breasts, small breasts, fake and so on...I am more interested in their views on Freedom of speech, Global warming and Fiscal Responsibility at both the highest levels of Government, and the lowest levels of checkbook balancing. Whether or not she has or will get a BOOB JOB interests me NOT nearly as much as how she gives a BLOW JOB...Her femininity is more aptly demonstrated in the size of her sense of humor and not her chest size....I am into the woman's mind and heart, not her outer shell, I want depth with giggles, not flesh that jiggles...I am a male renaissance "Pig", not the modern day 21st century "I"-male technological Pig.

I am interested in her internally not externally: I want to cum inside her mouth and watch her swallow or her ass and watch her cumfart it out, not meaninglessly blow a load externally on her face and tits and simply stare mindlessly or blankly and wait for it to dry or for her to get a towel....<puffs> I....I....ummm, wait...<voice off to the side..."CUT! What the fuck was that...?">
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#136653 - 01/02/06 11:51 AM Re: implants suck
TunaCan Offline
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Quote:

This is like arguing Ice Cream Flavors and Car Color. To each his/her own in terms of preference....

<Da Burglar puts on soft Romantic music, and crosses his legs, loosens his Hugh Hefner robe, lights his pipe made in Wilhemshaven and speaks...>

Me personally, I love women...even somewhat overweight (but not OBESE) women. A woman's natural breasts are a gift from (depending on whether you are a christian or a druid) God and/or Nature. They are connected to the life source and will suckle a child thru the early, vulnerable years of life, providing life sustaining Milk and cementing the maternal bond betwixt woman and offspring. Plus some women have actually been known to experience orgasm during breast feeding...


<Da Burglar shifts uncomfortably...puffs.....puffs again...>
That being said, the aesthetic purpose of breasts, particularly LARGE breasts is a long observed phenomena of patriarchal chauvinisitc societies to afford males the chance to assign differentiated value and rank to females for the purpose of mating (fucking). Likewise, females with larger breasts tend to prosper economically and socially, more so than their smaller breasted sisters.

In today's society, every female has the chance to experience what it feels like to have LARGE BOOBS


<Puffs>

I personally dont prefer fake anything, BUT I take women one at a time, large breasts, small breasts, fake and so on...I am more interested in their views on Freedom of speech, Global warming and Fiscal Responsibility at both the highest levels of Government, and the lowest levels of checkbook balancing. Whether or not she has or will get a BOOB JOB interests me NOT nearly as much as how she gives a BLOW JOB...Her femininity is more aptly demonstrated in the size of her sense of humor and not her chest size....I am into the woman's mind and heart, not her outer shell, I want depth with giggles, not flesh that jiggles...I am a male renaissance "Pig", not the modern day 21st century "I"-male technological Pig.

I am interested in her internally not externally: I want to cum inside her mouth and watch her swallow or her ass and watch her cumfart it out, not meaninglessly blow a load externally on her face and tits and simply stare mindlessly or blankly and wait for it to dry or for her to get a towel....<puffs> I....I....ummm, wait...<voice off to the side..."CUT! What the fuck was that...?">




Wow dude, you give me much to ponder, i just always like the way a sweet pair of tits, regardless of size, bounce up and down when the chick is riding me, clearly i need to think deeper on such matters.
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#136654 - 01/02/06 11:42 PM Re: implants suck
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
I like implants. Real breasts have't gone the way of the buggy whip, typewriter, or the CB radio, but were getting closer to that point. (One pervert's opinion.)

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#136655 - 01/02/06 11:51 PM Re: implants suck
gia jordan Offline
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I like nice tits- real or fake. Depends on the girl, the shape, the doctor.
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#136656 - 01/07/06 03:42 PM Re: implants suck
VancouverXXX Offline
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Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 60
Loc: Vancouver, BC , Canada
They can look superb if done right.. depends on the girl.. some look great all natural.. some , look great with enhancements... and the doctor's skill is a major factor!

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#136657 - 01/09/06 05:53 AM Re: implants suck
steveb Offline
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Posts: 662
I suck implants!

Or non-implants. I really don't mind and neither do 90% of viewers or no-one would get them done.
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#136658 - 01/09/06 10:07 AM Re: implants suck
lance69 Offline
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Loc: British Colombia
My thoughts exactly, and it totally depends on the girl. If I can touch em they are real. Some are just "medically enhanced".
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#136659 - 01/14/06 02:29 PM Re: implants suck
karanox Offline
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Registered: 01/14/06
Posts: 79
Loc: Las Vegas, NV
It all depends on the surgeon. Unfortunately, a lot of girls in LA go to chop shops, and cosmetic surgery factories. They get burned, and end up with pretty awful looking boobs. I had mine done in Indiana by a hand surgeon who also does plastic surgery, and I'm very happy with them.

There are different techniques for implants. I had mine done under the armpit, and under the pecs. It's apparently one of the more complicated, and painful procedures. But the result is a more natural looking breast.

And different strokes for different folks. Some guys like 'em. Others don't. No big deal. There's pleny of diversity out there, and people can find pretty much whatever they want these days. I just happen to like my implants. I was a natural C cup anyway, but I was losing my boobs thanks to sports. That really friggin' sucks!

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#136660 - 01/14/06 04:32 PM Re: implants suck
Porn Review Guy Offline
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Loc: Cali-freakin'-fornia
http://psinteractive.net/pornbam.htm

Read this. Seems to sum it up nicely.

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#136661 - 01/15/06 06:56 AM Re: implants suck
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I really don't mind if they're real or fake just how they look really. I think under the muscle is more painful but the breasts are firmer afterwards and probably look nicer.I like girls with really big breasts if possible - not mega huge but big enough that they are really noticeable and may look out of proportion for her body

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#136662 - 01/26/06 08:12 PM Re: implants suck
Mikey Ropucha Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
People with the "bigger is better" mentality (which I totally fail to understand) is at least one prime reason we have so many grotesquely pumped up chicks in porn today. It does nothing at all for me. Complete turn-off.
I prefer natural, and no bigger than a "C" cup, please.

Like the man said, different strokes for different folks I guess
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#136663 - 01/26/06 11:44 PM Re: implants suck
ben Offline
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Tiny asian star Kina Kai had a boob job recently



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#136664 - 01/27/06 06:16 AM Re: implants suck
LeTissier Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
Quote:

Implants are GREAT!!!! The bigger, the better!!!!




I AGREE

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#136665 - 01/27/06 05:32 PM Re: implants suck
DrCyclops Offline
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Quote:

Implants are GREAT!!!! The bigger, the better!!!!



I hope your not speaking of ass-implants?
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#136666 - 02/04/06 11:23 PM Re: implants suck
angeliquemorgan Offline
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Registered: 02/03/06
Posts: 27
Loc: Los angeles
no they ar enot if u go to the best doctor
ive done mine love them i do it orme
i would rather have implant as looklike im 12 or flat!!!!!!!!!!
if u dont like it dont look and dont touch it!
i have fake breast and do love them


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#136667 - 02/05/06 05:13 PM Re: implants suck
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
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no they ar enot if u go to the best doctor
ive done mine love them i do it orme
i would rather have implant as looklike im 12 or flat!!!!!!!!!!
if u dont like it dont look and dont touch it!
i have fake breast and do love them



R U Hungarian?
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#136668 - 02/05/06 05:25 PM Re: implants suck
angeliquemorgan Offline
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Registered: 02/03/06
Posts: 27
Loc: Los angeles
FRENCH DOESN MATTEER ANYWAY I LOVE THEM IM HAPPY WITH THEM
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!!

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#136669 - 02/07/06 09:05 AM Re: implants suck
robstone Offline
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I dunno, I like the natural look personaly .. in fact ... I preferr a girl with small tits ... I dunno ... when they get older the big ones sag ... but the little ones look nice even when their old... and the implants ... well they just look rediculous ... have you ever seen a 30 something porn star when she's on her knee's and those bags are swinging .. and you can the skin on the sides of the bags ripple ... I mean.. its just gross...
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#136670 - 02/08/06 08:41 AM Re: implants suck
Jeff Steward Offline
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Posts: 7408
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I dunno, I like the natural look personaly .. in fact ... I preferr a girl with small tits ... I dunno ... when they get older the big ones sag ... but the little ones look nice even when their old... and the implants ... well they just look rediculous ... have you ever seen a 30 something porn star when she's on her knee's and those bags are swinging .. and you can the skin on the sides of the bags ripple ... I mean.. its just gross...




So very true.
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#136671 - 11/06/08 10:13 PM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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I dunno, I like the natural look personaly .. in fact ... I preferr a girl with small tits ... I dunno ... when they get older the big ones sag ... but the little ones look nice even when their old... and the implants ... well they just look rediculous ... have you ever seen a 30 something porn star when she's on her knee's and those bags are swinging .. and you can the skin on the sides of the bags ripple ... I mean.. its just gross...






i know this is ancient, but im bumping it to comment on this post here- that happens when a girl with saggy boobs just gets implants. you cant do that
you just get saggy implants. you have to get a lift and implants.
im getting ready to get my boobs done and ive learned a shit ton of things in consultations

love, pretty
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#136672 - 11/07/08 02:07 AM Re: implants suck
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
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Quote:

have you ever seen a 30 something porn star when she's on her knee's and those bags are swinging .. and you can the skin on the sides of the bags ripple.




That actually turns me on. I love when that happens at that angle.
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#136673 - 11/07/08 09:34 AM Re: implants suck
gokkunfan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/07
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Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
I think only a few girls can pass big implants off. I always had a thing for Letha Weapons, they didn't look good when she was on her back unless she pushed them together, but in doggy or especially in cowgirl with letha slamming her butt down

Also Angelique although they're pointing outwards slightly but a hot body. Plus of course Tiffany Towers.

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#136674 - 11/07/08 11:17 AM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i want like, circus freak big tits when i get mine done
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#136675 - 11/07/08 11:26 AM Re: implants suck
gokkunfan Offline
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Posts: 576
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Chelsea Charms
http://www.hugetit.ws/images/cc1.jpg
Minka are a bit big but considering the size great shape, fun for all night tit wanking and cowgirl. I think Mandingo tit fucking Minka would be pretty hot.


Edited by gokkunfan (11/07/08 11:29 AM)

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#136676 - 11/07/08 07:08 PM Re: implants suck
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
^^That is so fucking stupid, having to sleep on your back the rest of your life, I cant imagine what her back and shoulders must feel like.

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#136677 - 11/07/08 09:19 PM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Chelsea Charms
http://www.hugetit.ws/images/cc1.jpg
Minka are a bit big but considering the size great shape, fun for all night tit wanking and cowgirl. I think Mandingo tit fucking Minka would be pretty hot.





lol well not that big!
those arent even pretty!
theyre like lumpy or something
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#136678 - 11/07/08 11:19 PM Re: implants suck
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Implants dont suck I want some. I have 38d but to me they look small, maybe because I have had them since I was 8...I think I want like DD or more...

I would also like the "body modification" implants. Maybe a star or some horns.
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#136679 - 11/07/08 11:20 PM Re: implants suck
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Implants, in general, do suck but I'll take them over tattoos any day. At least with implants there is the possibility that they will look good but there is never a chance that a tattoo will look anything but horrible.
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#136680 - 11/07/08 11:24 PM Re: implants suck
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
What abotu scarification?...I been thinking alot about getting some done. I think it looks rad.
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#136681 - 11/08/08 02:33 AM Re: implants suck
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

What abotu scarification?...I been thinking alot about getting some done. I think it looks rad.




I'm sure you think that's so 'alt' and 'cool', but in reality it's trite and gross. Don't do it.
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#136682 - 11/08/08 02:47 AM Re: implants suck
gokkunfan Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
Quote:

What abotu scarification?...I been thinking alot about getting some done. I think it looks rad.




The left overs

yuck



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#136683 - 11/08/08 10:22 AM Re: implants suck
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

What abotu scarification?...I been thinking alot about getting some done. I think it looks rad.


You are a very pretty girl and still very young, please don't do that to your body, you'll regret it later on, especially the scarification stuff, some tats are okay, but not covered like the insane broad Kat Von D. And about the ears, they are a bit crazy, if you do decide to do it, stay very very small.
You're not plain, you're yourself and that's not a bad thing. Being like everyone else is being a follower. Stay true to yourself Star, you're a pretty girl, dont lose your looks with all that nonsense all over your body.

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#136684 - 11/08/08 12:37 PM Re: implants suck
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
@Gia, Gross is interesting. Im not even sure what alt is and Im still not even sure if I will do it. I would only get something small.


@Gokkunfan, Great link!


@Gyps, Thanx, I wont do it all over I realize one day I will be 50 and it will look insane. I think Im going to stop at 0gauge at the ears. I like tats but the ink wears off and they look kinda ugly, so Im still thinking bout it but I doubt ill do it. Im the girl who makes my manicurist re-do my nails if I hate them, I cant do that with ink or scars, so it scares me just a little.
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#136685 - 11/08/08 02:53 PM Re: implants suck
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
scarification - oy.. people are actually paying money to look like they crawled out from burning wreckage? clearly the brain thinks up some stupid shit if allowed to sit idle too long. also nothing screams "hire me" to a potential employer quite like self-infliction.

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#136686 - 11/08/08 03:10 PM Re: implants suck
gokkunfan Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
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#136687 - 11/08/08 05:32 PM Re: implants suck
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Posts: 4726
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^^That is so fucking stupid that it made me chuckle. That is the most idiotic thing ever.

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#136688 - 11/08/08 05:43 PM Re: implants suck
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
what ever happened to Tuna Can Joe?, he was supposed to be the biggest thing from NYC to put the Valley to shame.

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#136689 - 11/09/08 11:25 PM Re: implants suck
shinysideup Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 77
they gross me out. as do french tip nails and almost any kind of long nails.

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#136690 - 11/21/08 05:56 AM Re: implants suck
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
I think i would rather have a chick with fake tits than long nails... always wonder what kinda shit is hiding under those shit scrapers...

I prefer natural... no fake tits.. no TATS.. fucking hate tats..
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#136691 - 12/15/08 12:37 PM Re: implants suck
gokkunfan Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
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Quote:

I prefer natural... no fake tits.. no TATS.. fucking hate tats..




You've described most euro babes

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#136692 - 12/18/08 02:39 PM Re: implants suck
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
Gokku... thats why euro chicks are so smoking hot:) PRIVATE had one that was in like 90% of there shit years ago.. with reddish blonde hair... she was like an angel.... with a gaping asshole....
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#136693 - 12/18/08 02:54 PM Re: implants suck
freestylah Offline
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Silvia Saint? Nikki Anderson?
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#136694 - 12/18/08 03:36 PM Re: implants suck
Icetech Offline
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Loc: Macomb mich
no.... redder.. ill find a pic of her later tonight... makes silvia saint look used up badly
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#136695 - 12/18/08 06:06 PM Re: implants suck
LouCypher Offline
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what ever happened to Tuna Can Joe?, he was supposed to be the biggest thing from NYC to put the Valley to shame.




good question... answer. Anyone....
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#136696 - 12/23/08 04:13 PM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
but implants are somethng to look foward to
a reason to smile
dont dis the hope they bring flapjack boobied wannabe fledgling whores!
we count on those buoyant once again chin high teenage titties to carry us through things like leaving owing the club money after dayshift- ech! lol
and not getting cast cause our tits look terrible when were taking it in the ass, bent over
enthusiasm counts for alot, but hey, just get me implants and ill be wayyyyyy more marketable
doesnt matter if i can gag on cock like a champ- none of that shit matters as long as my boobs are fixed centered on the middle distance and unbothered by gravity
and that is what i call having GOALS
implants bring hope to millions of aspiring whores



that is all

love, pretty
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#136697 - 12/23/08 06:21 PM Re: implants suck
POTUS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/08
Posts: 75
Loc: Washington, D.C.
pretty, Uncle Sam wants you to get a modest lift, and not Frankentits. I speak on behalf of the entire 4th Infantry Division, as your Commander in Chief.


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#136698 - 12/23/08 07:51 PM Re: implants suck
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

what ever happened to Tuna Can Joe?, he was supposed to be the biggest thing from NYC to put the Valley to shame.




good question... answer. Anyone....


Lou I guess he just got him and his friends laid for a few bucks, and made them believe they'd be the first NEXT BIG THING to come out of NYC. I think that's pretty fucked up of him, he was supposed to be coming out with a movie in April of 2006.....2 plus years late and nada...no word from him or about him. I gotta give it to him though, he did trick the tricks. He got quite a few hotties to go there for him and all with the promise of a Jets game and a tailgaiting party, but we know how smart teh porn whores are. Right?
I hope they at least got paid on the spot for whatever they did for him and his friends. Mia Rose was one of em, she was on the radio show he used to advertise on. They fucked her with the drilldoe (sp?) ....Ahhhh to be a porn whore, Im envious.
Girls can be so manipulated so easily, I take comfort in the fact that hopefully at least some women have more smarts than this. One can hope, can't I?

Goodnite folks and Happy Holidays to you and yours. Enjoy the eve and the day....I will be.

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#136699 - 12/23/08 08:50 PM Re: implants suck
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#136700 - 12/24/08 06:24 PM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
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pretty, Uncle Sam wants you to get a modest lift, and not Frankentits. I speak on behalf of the entire 4th Infantry Division, as your Commander in Chief.




lol
no frankenboobies- promise
but theyll be big and full and bouncing
and biiiiiiiiiiig
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#136701 - 12/25/08 07:13 AM Re: implants suck
ben Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

pretty, Uncle Sam wants you to get a modest lift, and not Frankentits. I speak on behalf of the entire 4th Infantry Division, as your Commander in Chief.




lol
no frankenboobies- promise
but theyll be big and full and bouncing
and biiiiiiiiiiig





hey Pretty good luck with them! With regards to size some girls I have read about said that the end result seems to be a bit smaller than what they expected when they were trying on sizes, so recommended going a bit bigger to allow for this

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#136702 - 12/25/08 08:49 AM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
hi ben! merry christmas
i want biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig ones
lol
my doc does do the extralarge ones, but i tthink i just want ot bring in a pic of how big they were when i was fat and have them that size again on me now that im way skinnier

they were 38DDD's then- that was like, uh ten eleven months ago
now theyre all teensy 34 c's
they only look good in a bra now


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#136703 - 12/25/08 10:37 AM Re: implants suck
gia jordan Offline
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Don't go too big for your frame because then you will have to get all your shirts a size bigger and taken it. It's like adding $12 to every shirt you buy for the rest of your life.
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#136704 - 12/25/08 10:51 AM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
oh i want biiiiiiiiiiig though
i could just keep wearing lulu guinness scarves as tops?
yay! i found a solution!
i gotta go checkout bluefly.com now
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#136705 - 12/25/08 11:06 AM Re: implants suck
gokkunfan Offline
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If you get implants I won't have sex with you.

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#136706 - 12/25/08 01:17 PM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
aw
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#136707 - 12/25/08 06:42 PM Re: implants suck
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

implants don't look real. who gives a fuck if they make the tits bigger, they look stupid.




It's like tattoos. Some look shit and some look good, it depends on the skill of the artist or lack thereof.

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#136708 - 12/26/08 05:33 AM Re: implants suck
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No. Implants and tattoos are inherently evil regardless of the skill of the 'artist'.
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#136709 - 12/26/08 05:46 AM Re: implants suck
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

No. Implants and tattoos are inherently evil regardless of the skill of the 'artist'.




I can't stand tats on women.

A chin Moko on a wahine is okay though.

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#136710 - 12/27/08 11:27 AM Re: implants suck
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I'm not in favor of implants. In fact I hate them. [And, in what bizarro universe are 34Cs teensy?],

But, bottomline, who the fuck cares what my opinion is?

It's your body, pretty, and hence your decision. Yours and yours alone.


Please for fuck's sake: Make sure the "knife" is talented.



Good luck with your procedure, young lady, and may you heal quickly!

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#136711 - 12/27/08 12:40 PM Re: implants suck
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Quote:

[And, in what bizarro universe are 34Cs teensy?],


i'm suspecting that she has 34c worth of actual tit material flopping around within 40DDD (or whatever it was) worth of skin. it happens when you lose a crapton of weight, as pretty did.
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#136712 - 12/27/08 12:45 PM Re: implants suck
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

[And, in what bizarro universe are 34Cs teensy?],


i'm suspecting that she has 34c worth of actual tit material flopping around within 40DDD (or whatever it was) worth of skin. it happens when you lose a crapton of weight, as pretty did.




Ah! I see ...
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#136713 - 01/05/09 09:08 AM Re: implants suck
Jeff Steward Offline
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Implants never look good. I would rather see a girl with bad natural tits than fake balloons any day.
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#136714 - 01/11/09 07:51 AM Re: implants suck
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well pparently the doc agrees with most of you guys
and my dream of huge fake tits will not be answered, for now at least- he said he wouldnt do big impants on my frame and i am only getting a lift
i was so bummed!
but the doc is smart and i am well, not smart lol so
a lift it is
im doing that on the 22nd of january
and about three months after that im doing a tummy tuck where the tummy tattoo will be removed with the procedure, and htey even give you a new bellybutton
so yeah, the boobs will be lifted, still real boobs, and soon the huge tummy tattoo will be gone as well


blasted xpt! foiled again!

love,pretty
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#136715 - 01/11/09 08:18 AM Re: implants suck
charin Offline
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I'm so glad to hear this! And you were smart enough to find a good doc, that's what counts.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#136716 - 01/11/09 09:16 AM Re: implants suck
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

and i am well, not smart lol




WRONG. You were smart enough to find an honest, quality doctor and smart enough to heed his advice.





Best of luck and health on your procedures!

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#136717 - 10/10/09 08:39 AM Re: implants suck
tenley Offline
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Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
More bad implants.





I'm not completely against implants (as some of you are), but these are bad.


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#136718 - 10/11/09 04:38 AM Re: implants suck
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Alexis Breeze

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#136719 - 10/11/09 08:42 AM Re: implants suck
tenley Offline
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Alexis Breeze

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If you're not going to invest in getting good plastic surgery, don't bother getting plastic surgery at all.
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#136720 - 10/13/09 07:38 AM Re: implants suck
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I preferred the natural Alexis.

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#136721 - 10/16/09 02:50 PM Re: implants suck
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talking about bad boob jobs





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#136722 - 10/16/09 02:52 PM Re: implants suck
backdoorman Offline
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Man, that defines bolt ons !
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