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#136592 - 12/31/05 11:02 AM Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
Do you know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn Monroe impersonation? Who would do it best?

Appreciate all comments.

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#136593 - 12/31/05 12:04 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Gigi: http://www.suze-centerfolds.com/pages/Gigi.htm is very good. She actually sorta sounds like her anyhow-- she's got a very soft, breathy voice.
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#136594 - 12/31/05 01:30 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
Thanks Holly.
Good suggestion. I'll check out her work.

Ron
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#136595 - 01/01/06 06:35 AM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
too bad she is out of the business.....she had me really snowed for a month or so.
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#136596 - 01/01/06 07:58 AM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
Who had you snowed?
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#136597 - 01/01/06 12:37 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Which pornstar could play Marilyn Monroe best? Who has the look or can do a good imitation of Marilyn?





Olinka Hardiman. She´s a perfect clone. She lives in France. Now go to look for her and STOP POSTING THE SAME QUESTION ON EVERY FUCKING FORUM, DAMMIT!!!!


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#136598 - 01/01/06 01:38 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
How about one that can speak English, peckerhead?

And what happened with your midnight suicide plot? I thought you were going to film you own suicide and then have it burned on that CD machine? What, did you and Maradonna end up snorting too much crack and pass out at 11:17 Sao Paulo time?

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#136599 - 01/01/06 02:55 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
Thanks Willie.
Yes, I am looking for someone who can speak English.

I am also looking for that suicide video too Smartt. When will you finish that project and have it out for distribution? I already give it 2 thumbs up. Can't wait to see that movie.

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#136600 - 01/01/06 03:07 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
kindbuddy Offline
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Registered: 12/31/05
Posts: 10
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Britany Madison could have done it too. She had that mole and everything. And she was hardcore. Too bad all those candidates are dead like Marilyn as well.

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#136601 - 01/01/06 03:13 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Thanks Willie.
Yes, I am looking for someone who can speak English.

I am also looking for that suicide video too Smartt. When will you finish that project and have it out for distribution? I already give it 2 thumbs up. Can't wait to see that movie.

Ronald Raygun




As opposed to you, I work for a REAL porn company that makes REAL movies, so don´t play smartass with me, bud.

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#136602 - 01/01/06 03:20 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Bad enough this guy had to post in every fucking forum- cross posting, if you will. Malice won't kill the thread and leave it in just TalentforHire like I suggest because he's got a bottle of Grey Goose in hand and couldn't be bothered. Can everyone just respond in GeneralPornTalk or TalentforHire?! Please!!! My OCD and my ADD is getting the best of me.

I hope Bobby Kennedy comes along and kills this thread just like he did Marylin Monroe.
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#136603 - 01/01/06 03:22 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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As opposed to you, I work for a REAL porn company that makes REAL movies, so don´t play smartass with me, bud.



Mopping the jizz of the floors while the CD BURNER is running is not really working "in porn." Smartt's specialty is more akin to the AIDS-infested child-rapist porn you might find in the dusty hallways of some Bolivian drug lord who makes a few flicks on the side to "round out" his cartel-conglomerate.






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I hope Bobby Kennedy comes along and kills this thread just like he did Marylin Monroe.



Jamesn is the one responsible for the rewrite of John Siegenthaler Sr's Wikipedia entry, which accused him of hiring Sirhan Sirhan.

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#136604 - 01/01/06 04:29 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Bad enough this guy had to post in every fucking forum- cross posting, if you will. Malice won't kill the thread and leave it in just TalentforHire like I suggest because he's got a bottle of Grey Goose in hand and couldn't be bothered. Can everyone just respond in GeneralPornTalk or TalentforHire?! Please!!! My OCD and my ADD is getting the best of me.

I hope Bobby Kennedy comes along and kills this thread just like he did Marylin Monroe.





<Doing my Best Edward Kennedy Voice Over...ahem>

"When I returned, both Mary Jo and the Cahh were gone..."

Fuck everyone's opinion, she was the sexiest woman who ever lived, in any time period. Joe Dimaggio knew that, the fucking arrogant dork....
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#136605 - 01/01/06 04:36 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Mopping the jizz of the floors while the CD BURNER is running is not really working "in porn." Smartt's specialty is more akin to the AIDS-infested child-rapist porn you might find in the dusty hallways of some Bolivian drug lord who makes a few flicks on the side to "round out" his cartel-conglomerate.






Yawn.

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#136606 - 01/01/06 04:50 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
kindbuddy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/05
Posts: 10
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
A REAL porn company??? Like your displeased records?? At least your honest about the displeasure your work inspires. Your band sucks like your porn. Your best idea so far has been blowing your head off on tape. But you obviously have no follow-through or commitment to quality.

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#136607 - 01/01/06 05:08 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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As opposed to you, I work for a REAL porn company that makes REAL movies, so don´t play smartass with me, bud.




I have a request I would pay your so called company $10,000 to produce. Share my vision here, you covered in honey and buried neck deep in a mound containing a fire ant nest. We watch as your face is eaten off over a period of several hours. Every agonizing scream is captured every look of pain preserved forever. Do you think you could pull it off?

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#136608 - 01/01/06 07:01 PM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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A REAL porn company??? Like your displeased records??




Displeased Records is not mine. In fact, I put that link there by mistake and forgot to remove it. MY record label has only one band, Massacration, a heavy metal parody borne from MTV, that sold, at the present time, 25,000 units of their first album, GATES OF HELL FRIED CHICKEN OF DEATH.

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#136609 - 01/02/06 10:44 AM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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I have a request I would pay your so called company $10,000 to produce. Share my vision here, you covered in honey and buried neck deep in a mound containing a fire ant nest. We watch as your face is eaten off over a period of several hours.




I also have a couple of ideas for smartt and his porn company. How about the following titles
Smartt Tries To Take Away Food From A Wolverine. Vol 1
Smartt Kicks A Komodo Dragon Square In The Balls. Vol 1
Smartt Throat Gags A Black Mamba. Vol 1
I think all the titles would be smash hits, possibly the first Oscar for a porn title. Unfotunately there wouldn't be a second volume. Unless Brandon Irons steps up.
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#136610 - 01/03/06 09:57 AM Re: Know any pornstars who can do a great Marilyn?
kindbuddy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/05
Posts: 10
Loc: Los Angeles, CA

I would like to produce those projects too. Who do I contact about investing?

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