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#136380 - 12/30/05 02:16 PM
Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hear ye! Hear ye! Hypnocock's in the Penalty Box. He's a whackjob, but he's not in the box just based on that alone. If that were the case, we'd have someone in the box every Friday. He's made numouous quips about Jeff's wife and I think his response here was the last straw: http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=130145&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1 
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#136384 - 12/30/05 06:06 PM
Re: Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#136385 - 12/30/05 06:34 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Jeff and his woman rock. I don't think their marriage should be questioned at all but then again I'm just speaking from knowing the both of them. I know nothing personal.  But they seem happy and run JM Productions perfectly together. I believe there's always exceptions.
A wife/husband porn team! I suggest a WWE-style grudge match against Drew and Steph. If things seem uncertain, I'll slide a chainsaw to Jeff between the ropes.
Seriously, I'm amazed people could have a relationship when the prospect of NSA sex with attractive women seems superabundant. However Jeff does this - by sheer willpower or by periodically rubbing his balls with Novacain - he gets my respect.
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#136386 - 12/30/05 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Free hypno, hes brilliant.
Hey mike , hows your wife? LOL fucking gold, attacking people's marriages, he has balls.
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#136388 - 12/30/05 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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more power to pornstars, but sex for money, calling men "daddy" in bed for reasons deeper than i wanna consider, and shitting all over the makeup chair would make me want to go home to my loving wife and kids most day instead of cindy crawford sucking me off pretending my dick is glass.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#136389 - 12/31/05 09:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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#136391 - 12/31/05 11:57 AM
Re: Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Who is Hypnocock?
You just joined dude. It takes a couple of weeks to learn the inside jokes.
Okay so make sure you send me a PM when the time is right for me to learn all the inside stuff. 
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#136392 - 12/31/05 12:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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This coming from the guy who asked if Gia Jordan did hardcore. No...but then again, ATP stands for Association of Tennis Professionals, too.
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#136395 - 12/31/05 03:00 PM
Re: Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Now my girls are Taylor Rain and Flower Tucci. They are the baddest bitchs on the planet.
Really? Please...PLEASE turn that into a thread here. I can't wait for the reaction. 
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#136397 - 12/31/05 03:59 PM
Re: Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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#136399 - 01/01/06 06:21 PM
Re: Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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it's so nice to see that the blind now post here!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#136401 - 01/01/06 10:55 PM
Re: Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Hear ye! Hear ye! Hypnocock's in the Penalty Box.
Hypno is a overweight circus freak with one nut. Hopefully he will try to pick his nose with a power drill during his suspension.
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#136402 - 01/01/06 10:56 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Hey different strokes for different folks.  You guys like Gia Jordan, I dont find her all that attractive. I like Taylor and Flower, oh let me not forget my wife Katja.
Taylor sucks fayner's cum from bandit's ass.
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#136403 - 01/01/06 11:42 PM
Re: Hypnocock in the Penalty Box
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Hey different strokes for different folks. You guys like Gia Jordan, I dont find her all that attractive. I like Taylor and Flower, oh let me not forget my wife Katja.
Taylor sucks fayner's cum from bandit's ass.
Yeah that's what I'm talking bout. 
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