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I'd love to ejaculate on your face. If I can't meet you personally, I'll just send a squirtgun full of my sperm and you can apply it yourself. (Send me the polaroids.)




This has been broached before on several fronts, and I think the idea is Near fruition: In 2006 there will be some kind of Movie Event called "Mail Order Bukkake" or "UPS Bukkake: What Can Brown Do for Perverts?" whereby A company like JM solicits complete fucking weirdos from around the globe to send in Semen in appropriately sealed and preserved containers, which are gathered and poured out onto the latest attention-starved young woman trying to find her direction in life...think about it, it is both cutting edge AND completely doable. Of course, tactical / logistical details like ensuring the splooge arrives in its specimen/preservative containers (which are available at most neighborhood sperm banks) within 48 hours of ejaculation will take some coordination, but as long as about 70-75 loads actually show up by Film time, it will work...
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