I saw an episode of "Mind of Mencia" last night on the comedy channel. I like the show, it's aggressive and it gives me a chance to use the word "beaner" in a socially relevant format. So Carlos last night is playing Carlos Confucius, and people come out and ask questions and get their beaner beat-down. One of the chicks walks out with absolutely overblown tits, like Dr. 90210 was nearshighted when he did the procedure. She asked why everyone looked at her tits and didn't listen to what she said. Any one of the ten responses that you just thought of would have worked.

But she was a dead ringer for this L.A. Direct whore Danielle:

Apparently overblown fake tits, a nose/cheek/chin/lip job, hair implants, ass implants and bad tattoos are the ticket to mainsteam success.

Anyone who saw the show: is this the same whore?

"Carlos Confucius"? This show's attempt to be the Latino rip-off of Chappelle's show is now way too apparent. The bit sounds like a rip-off of Chappelle's "Negrodamus" bit.

On a side note, this Mencia dude seems genuinely funny but his material appears a little stiff, he's trying too hard, y'know. Here he thinks he'll assume the Mexicomic throne vacated by the death of George Lopez, only to be foiled by Lopez's wife's kidney. ¡Qué desgracia! Long live the memory of the Cheech Marin we knew before Nash Bridges.

Okay, this is my first post and all, and I don't want to be a negative nancy, but "Carlos Mencia" is a talentless hack; his real name is Ned Holness. He's not even Mexican, but half-Honduran, and he steals jokes. BTW, Willie, as a lurker, I have enjoyed your avatars, especially the Michael Collins one.

Well ain't that some shit?