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Yes, I do. And no, I can´t hire you. Nothing personal, you´re cute and all, but you just don´t have what it takes. We´re very selective with out casting.


That's right, Gia, you don't meet the rigorous selection criteria of Brazillian porn:
1. You're not a 15-year old boy
2. You're not a tranny
3. You don't have AIDS
4. You're not Ariana Jollee
5. You agree that smartt's wrinkled pecker is hideous.



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Plus, you don´t do anal, and that´s a no-no. No anal, no job.


Huh? You don't actually watch porn, do you? You just burn the CD's by day and lure unspsecting young boys into your cave of homoerotic pleasure by night.




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What the fuck are babywipes?


Those are the things you wipe jizz off with. I imagine Brazillians just let those AIDS-infested tadpoles dry on the tranny's skin, when they can pick them off along with their Syphillis scars.