I think... being that there aren't very many people around that Smelly Monkey finds attractive is that the more he finds unattractive is what attracts him because that's all he points out. So really, consider us lucky.

I'm always honored to be repulsive since it does come very few and far between to the majority.

One of these days I'm gonna get the address of someone that I hate to the bone and send them a tupperware full of vomit out of the goodness of my heart.