LEGEND VIDEO SIGNS MARY CAREY

Chatsworth, Ca. – Legend Video is excited to announce it has signed porno superstar and political juggernaut Mary Carey to an exclusive 2 year, 12 picture deal. The bubbly, charismatic Carey has just finished shooting her debut feature, Inside Mary Carey, for the company and is ready to embark on a second run for governor of California in 2006. “There’s no stopping Mary,” says Legend owner Jack Richman, “She’s a big blonde avalanche of energy and sex appeal. We’re thrilled to have her onboard Team Legend.”

“I learned a lot at Kick Ass, but it was time for a new direction,” says Carey, “I just wasn’t feeling the Ten Man Cum Slam anymore, you know ? I want to do good movies and have pretty boxes. I want to feel like a princess when I suck cock for money. Legend Video can do that for me.”

Mary Carey’s first feature for Legend Video is the inspiring, sentimental film, Inside Mary Carey, a heartwarming tale of personal triumph and self discovery while in the face of cocksucking adversity .

“It’s the semi-biographical story of Mary Carey’s rise to stardom,” explains director Cash Markman. “Kind of like rapper 50 Cent’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’ movie, but with more pussy porking and less scary looking, gun-totting black people.”

Inside Mary Carey will be available on March 13th, and features Mary in both a sweaty girl/girl scene with sexy up & comer Brooke Haven and a boy/girl scene with degenerate dick slinger Donnie D. Carey will star in 6 features a year and perform in two scenes in each production.

In February, Legend will begin full support for the Mary Carey/ E.L. Woody (The King of Paparazzi) campaign for governor and lieutenant governor. Carey, who collected over 10,000 votes during her 2003 run for governor, feels victory is imminent this time around.

“The people are tired of having Schwarzenegger in office,” explains Carey, “It’s been too long. They want to know what happens next after T3: Rise of the Machines. I mean is John Conner gonna have to fight Skynet alone in T4? Or, will Arnold return to help him as the outdated, but stoically charming T-850? ”

Legend Video has printed 25,000 bumper stickers and posters for the Carey/ Woody campaign. "Mary should be governor," states Richman. "Even if she has to stop making movies. We're prepared to make that sacrifice for the state of California."

"I remember when Mary was just doing solo masturbation videos for the web," says Legend public relations guru, Nelson X. "Now, look at her. Running for office and taking hot loads of semen to the face with the best of them . Can't wait to see what's next!"

Legend Video and Pipedream Products will produce a line of toys called The Mary Carey Collection as part of the new agreement as well. “This is great news for Mary Carey fans,” Nelson X points out. “Now, they can drop a load in her pussy mold instead of using up the Kleenex box! With all the money they save, who knows, maybe they can move out of there mother’s basement in 2 or 3 years!”

“Legend and I are going to do some great work together and have a lot of fun doing it,” says Carey. “I can’t wait till the fans see the new me!”

Carey will be on the cover of the January issue of Xcitement Magazine and the March issue of Swank. She also writes a monthly column for Swank. Meanwhile, she is featured in E!’s “Ten Ways to be a Hot Hollywood Starlet,” and will be doing Carmen Electra’s Naked Wrestling next year.

way too fat to run, waddled. she eats kenyans.