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#136043 - 12/28/05 12:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i thought they just bartered stingers for white girls. rich persians and arabs love tricking the escorts dumb enough to answer ads for 300k a year in a country they couldn't find on a map. it's gotta be like a cattle auction, "that carey, she's a prize sow, but cannot maintain silence during ramadan---the other one, i'll buy her, but first i must be able to check her teeth"
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#136044 - 12/28/05 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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i thought they just bartered stingers for white girls. rich persians and arabs love tricking the escorts dumb enough to answer ads for 300k a year in a country they couldn't find on a map. it's gotta be like a cattle auction, "that carey, she's a prize sow, but cannot maintain silence during ramadan---the other one, i'll buy her, but first i must be able to check her teeth"
Oh jesus, I got one of them stories too...
Arab, and I mean this sincerely, Persian Women are amazing....they are either EXTREMELY beautiful, or Extremely Hideous. It's amazing, there seems to be no middle ground, no "average"...I'd love to hear a semi-scientific completely sordid reason/theory.
**Sidenote** Obviously my story regarding "roxy" needs to be understood in the total context...I was 26, working my ass off, no time to date (on top of my unique physical challenges which I promised never to mention in posts again), and hornier than Drones in a Beehive 6 hours before they are killed by the Queen Bee during early spring fertilization festivities...I was very NAIVE about life and women back then....(I still am but I have other qualities to make up for it...) I can still vividly remember going into the 7-11 in Milpitas at 7 AM...I chose money orders because it seemed likely the chick would have problems depositing or cashing a check, I wasn't going to send cash, and if she was even bereft of ID she could have someone else cash the money orders without much problem. Plus 7-11 money orders seemed really sleazy and added to the thrill and excitement of the whole sordid experience.
Anyway, I have many more short stories about experiences I have with, and observed in, the so called VEGAS SEX INDUSTRY, which is touted in a positive, almost glamorous manner in Jack Sheehan's Book "Skin City", which Luke appropriately points out is Heavily Skewed. Vegas' sex industry is different from most other large cities, including L.A. The bad/negative aspects are indeed prominent in Vegas' case because of the unique circumstances and atmosphere of Vegas, a city which is based upon catering and indulging EVERY human Vice and weakness.
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#136045 - 12/28/05 03:40 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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i thought they just bartered stingers for white girls. rich persians and arabs love tricking the escorts dumb enough to answer ads for 300k a year in a country they couldn't find on a map. it's gotta be like a cattle auction, "that carey, she's a prize sow, but cannot maintain silence during ramadan---the other one, i'll buy her, but first i must be able to check her teeth"
Sort of. It's just a matter of trusting the right Jawa that won't sell one with a bad motivator.
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Arab, and I mean this sincerely, Persian Women are amazing....they are either EXTREMELY beautiful, or Extremely Hideous. It's amazing, there seems to be no middle ground, no "average"...I'd love to hear a semi-scientific completely sordid reason/theory.
They all start looking a certain way, and end looking a certain way. No different than many other cultures, there's just a smaller sample for hideous infidels to draw from.
If you want sordid, here's one. One of my neighbors (there are six units to a floor here) and I were required to vacate our condos a few months back for a reason other than the smell of kumus. She's a Russian chick, not bad her own way but there are more resemblances to Fran Drescher than I care to admit. I'm not sure if Fran also has a psychopathic looking boyfriend that pays all of her bills too, but if she does... tiens...
Anyway, we wound up taking out rooms at the same hotel down the block. I've never gotten the Russian concept of beauty, but I have to admit that they're some of the seediest chicks I've ever met. Particularly in Moscow: you're getting a certain breed filtering into the States, which isn't necessarily better or worse just... different.
The whole thing was a lark, nothing serious, except that she asked I buy her lingerie. Not because she needs it: the woman has three closets and one is devoted to nothing but her hooker panties. And she'd never wear it when I was around. That was the thing: she'd ask all of her lovers to buy her lingerie, and wear it when she was fucking the other one. I asked her why, as this is a pretty weird fucking hang-up (I mean, to even keep track of who bought what and wear it in a premeditated fashion is kind of whacked). First she said it was to remind herself that no man owns her. Later, when she was zooming on some pharmaceutical, she said that she was frigid and normally didn't orgasm from sex, but the fact that she was desecrating another man's passion for her while fucking someone else pushed her over the edge.
Needless to say, with someone that filthy, I was hooked. I started wondering what other little rituals she has, like if I would only be allowed to drink coffee out of a mug that said "PROPERTY OF SERGEI." But like the mysterious Roxy, she's pregnant now and we hardly see each other anymore. Which is sad, because no matter how meaningless, I usually prefer the relationship to end with more drama and a sense of finality than that.
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#136046 - 12/28/05 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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They all start looking a certain way, and end looking a certain way. No different than many other cultures, there's just a smaller sample for hideous infidels to draw from.
If you want sordid, here's one. One of my neighbors (there are six units to a floor here) and I were required to vacate our condos a few months back for a reason other than the smell of kumus. She's a Russian chick, not bad her own way but there are more resemblances to Fran Drescher than I care to admit. I'm not sure if Fran also has a psychopathic looking boyfriend that pays all of her bills too, but if she does... tiens...
Anyway, we wound up taking out rooms at the same hotel down the block. I've never gotten the Russian concept of beauty, but I have to admit that they're some of the seediest chicks I've ever met. Particularly in Moscow: you're getting a certain breed filtering into the States, which isn't necessarily better or worse just... different.
The whole thing was a lark, nothing serious, except that she asked I buy her lingerie. Not because she needs it: the woman has three closets and one is devoted to nothing but her hooker panties. And she'd never wear it when I was around. That was the thing: she'd ask all of her lovers to buy her lingerie, and wear it when she was fucking the other one. I asked her why, as this is a pretty weird fucking hang-up (I mean, to even keep track of who bought what and wear it in a premeditated fashion is kind of whacked). First she said it was to remind herself that no man owns her. Later, when she was zooming on some pharmaceutical, she said that she was frigid and normally didn't orgasm from sex, but the fact that she was desecrating another man's passion for her while fucking someone else pushed her over the edge.
Needless to say, with someone that filthy, I was hooked. I started wondering what other little rituals she has, like if I would only be allowed to drink coffee out of a mug that said "PROPERTY OF SERGEI." But like the mysterious Roxy, she's pregnant now and we hardly see each other anymore. Which is sad, because no matter how meaningless, I usually prefer the relationship to end with more drama and a sense of finality than that.
As I will mention in Roxy-Part 2, it turns out "Roxy's" parasitic, estranged husband is Japanese. She is the typical all american Pacific Northwest Beauty...When I found out he was Japanese (which I did when I mailed the 7-11 money orders because she had to tell me her real name, and it was as Japanese-sounding as "Kamikaze" or Kyoto), and when I started to reflect upon and piece together the whole odyssey, I conjured an image of a young man, a failed Yakuza prodigy exiled from Japan to Seattle, who seized upon a damaged vulnerable girl as a meal ticket. She definitely would have been a prize catch for someone from Kyoto's homeland.
As for Russian Chicks, you are so right you don't even realize it....The chicks who wind up in the USA from the city of Moscow (hard living, corrupt, polluted, second hand tobacco smoke-filled, fast paced environment that it is) indeed look different (and act different) than the pristine, uncorrupted, healthy girls from most other smaller Russian Boondock cities/hamlets. My brother's wife is from Pskov, and her female friends and family are all incredibly beautiful. She also has friends from Minsk, who tend to look as hot and act as fun as Benny Hill's dancers "Hill's Angels"...sexually, though, they all have weird-ass proclivities, which my brother says has a lot to do with the fact that many Russian Males are total drunken, abusive assholes with no clue about sex. Very interesting indeed... I wonder if your "Natasha" had the common Russian Female predilection for wounded soldiers. Seriously, it is a strange, sickeningly funny anecdote My Brother and his wife tell regarding latter-day (1985-88) Afghanistan War veterans who were wounded and thrown back into society...apparently in cities like Moscow, these guys who lost arms and/or legs fighting your Mujahadein brethren were like "rock stars" in the big cities until about 3 years ago, and the chicks would fuck/marry them in a heartbeat. I am sure it had to do with many of the so called "benefits" the Government nominally offerred and paid these poor bastards, and Russian women are the most blatant gold diggers in the world.
Arab, you should have dressed like a Mujahadein Guerilla, she probably would have cumfarted your splooge into her "Propert of Sergei Mug" for your eternal viewing pleasure, so that even when you are fucking your 70 virgins in Heaven, She would taunt you <in heavy russian accent> "But you will be thinking of my ass cum, no?"
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#136047 - 12/30/05 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Hmmm, i should be allowed to sell advertising space for the cage, but id be really selective, and have weird shit, like Persian rug stores and shit. Just an idea.
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