running total in case anyones keeping score:

Wille D is vanpiles/tj/etc etc
jizzbiz69 is rick shameless
keith o'connor is lukeford.com
taylor rain is mother of tranny spawn
fayner is a crackhead
tony testa is pornogossip.com
lizard lips is hardcoregossip guy
Da Burglar is (jimmy voice) handicapable
Im Batman
and your mom is a bukakke queen
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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.