Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
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arab, i was out in your tundra maybe 2 years ago and boy's town has to be the least-stylish nest of homosexual men ever. there really is a bar named the "man-hole", so obviously we had to ask everyone on the street where it was in a combination lisp-laugh. your gays suck, you don't even sense like you've walked into some super-civilized place where everyone smells nice and is more stylish than you, they're the fattest gays in the country
No, the worst part about Boystown is that they painted all the street poles in rainbows. Getting off the Belmont L stop, walking east to get to the Briar Street Theater (Blue Man Group), it was just another fucking world. The Manhole did exist, I heard it closed down. There was an apartment over the bar which was always for rent on the cheap in the local apartment guides...when a normal 2nd story walkup in Lincoln Park went for, oh $900-1,000/month, this little slice of butt pirate heaven went for like $450.
And how ironic that, While Halsted St. on the North Side is synonymous with Boystown, on the South Side, near the Will County line, it is synonymous with nudie bars and strip clubs. Sammura hitchhikes that direction down the Dan Ryan every night looking for her next john.
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