do you know leon spinks is deranged and works as a janitor now? not like "talking shit about someone" deranged, but dsm-IV deranged. he has no front teeth, beat ali, and of course the time subsidiary that is the wishy-washy globe tries to make it some stirring human interest story while i wanted to stick my face down into the bowl of cinnamon toast crunch i was eating and never come back up. boxing is essentially the same road to ruin for black men who scare me as porn is for girls with bad skin in high school trying to prove themselves.

the whole lot of modern serious authors be fucking unreadable. like 30 people in the country sell books, oates even needed to teach at princeton between paydays, you think anyone with talent wants to be a novelist and wait four years to get rejected eating catfood in the interim?. the only fiction i've bought in literally three years is tommy wolfe who shit the bed with his "boring and not authentic man in full" but the last two things he's put out were the social-commentating leeches luke leeches off could only dream of. and he's 200 years old and a cross between monty burns and a plantation owner pre-sherman.
i've gotta give luke credit for sucking the blood out of the people who suck the blood out of society in failed and pithy ways. it's almost like the guy who stole someone's wallet getting held up a block away in terms of their being no honor among theives or people with opinions on the least important shit. who cares about the LA times? newspaper writers are scum, one of the globe publishers lives behind me and keeps a flaming mexican houseboy to inspire him. one morning, there was this 55-year old white man and much younger person who seems like a landscaper screaming at each other at the top of their lungs for 20 minutes.

so i'm like, "cool, fight!"

but there was none, it was a lover's spat, gays fool you like that, you always expect two men talking shit to each other to either punch or threaten to sue. total letdown. so in the middle of the night every week this summer, i'd throw mosquito-dunks in the gay guy's koi pond. so illegal, but haven't gay men spread enough disease without encouraging plague-spreading insects with their stagnant water full of stupid fish? i'm really alright with gay men, but the ones like him/smart determined to ruin civilization with their careless encouragement of pathogens=not cool.

arab, i was out in your tundra maybe 2 years ago and boy's town has to be the least-stylish nest of homosexual men ever. there really is a bar named the "man-hole", so obviously we had to ask everyone on the street where it was in a combination lisp-laugh. your gays suck, you don't even sense like you've walked into some super-civilized place where everyone smells nice and is more stylish than you, they're the fattest gays in the country