Fuck, that's a fucking manifesto right there. That's the kind of post you can stop and come back to in a few months and notice something entirely new that you missed before. Hispanic culture... tax the elderly... Rabbit... Goddamn do I hate John Updike. I hate him because every literature professor I ever had liked him, it's part of the code of conduct or something along with trying to get sucked off by anything with a clit ring. It's the most boring shit ever: I'm in the corner with my friends giggling about a kid that brought in a note excusing him from class signed by Doctor Benway and the fucker is rhapsodizing about "protestant pathos" or some shit like that. Leon Spinx has made a bigger dent in American culture than Updike.