First encounter with a suitcase pimp other than Skeeter


Luke Ford

Comments: (PORN TO) ROCKING WITH CALLI COX

God is she just a pig. Nasty as hell! She also is a prostitute. David Crawford from Wicked ring any bells nasty girl? And i'm not jealous either. Someone will probably say that.Just saving you the time is all.
WHERE IS JENNA WHEN YOU NEED HER? We need girls like that back in the industry. Not these chciks like coxx the ox whpo works for rinky dink companies.
Posted by RICH at June 18, 2003 01:00 PM

whatever, but I'm just waiting for her to give up dat ass, like April. I hope a little of her friend belladonna rubs off on her sooner or later.
Posted by whatthe hell at June 18, 2003 01:14 PM

Ae you guys insane? Calli is EXTREMELY GORGEOUS!
Posted by Adrock at June 18, 2003 04:06 PM

Jesus, what a bunch of fucking losers. Scott Fasyner, I for one have had it with reading these idiot posts from a bunch of no-life morons who have nothing better to do than sign on to mom's computer anonymously and post idiotic, illiterate and insulting comments about the girls in the porn world. All these retards need to move out of their parent's basements and get a life.

Rich, you aren't fit to lick Calli's asshole and you know it, you pudwhacking loser tick turd. Fuck you.

Tim Case
Posted by Tim Case at June 18, 2003 06:37 PM

sorry Tim whoever you are. I have to agree with Rich. She isnt very cute and further more either do PR for your company (SHANES WORLS)or do it for yourself but both is a conflict. It is reasons like this the girls dont get taken seriously when they want to work in other capacities in this biz. boy the wonders of MAC....make-up that is
Posted by jay at June 18, 2003 07:39 PM

I really don't care what most of these people are saying. I'm just disappointed she doesn't have a site up or something.
Posted by A FAN at June 18, 2003 08:41 PM

she is all airbrushed and totally sucking in that gut of hers. trust me i've seen her in person, she is a chubby one. hate the 80's perm too. and by the way: fuck you loser kiss ass man!none of these girls are going to hump you because you kiss ass faggot!
Posted by rich at June 18, 2003 09:08 PM

Calli is rank. I love that Tim Case guy, he insults the people who read and post on these boards calling them no-life morons. Yet he is not only READING these boards BUT posting on them too. Would you care for a cookie and a warm glass of milk, tim??. The majority if not all of porn fans are losers, BUT they are the people that make the porn industry a multi billion dollar industry. I guess this is as good a time as any to perform an intervention with Tim Case. (smelly monkey opens his arms and blurts out the following) "Tim, you are one of us, welcome to the club".SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 09:39 PM

BTW rank is bad, calli has a nice rack and a head to protect them, she is horrid.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 18, 2003 09:40 PM

Jay, Rich both of you dudes really need to get a life, Calli would not give either one of you guys a second look! Post a picture of your ugly selves for all of us to judge! You most certainly won't do that!
Good for you Tim Case! Forget about those other cry babies who cannot even score a girl at a RAVE party!
Posted by Demi at June 19, 2003 02:06 AM

Demi (smelly monkey gets down on one knee). Will you marry me??.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 19, 2003 02:51 AM

First, who says all porn watchers are losers? Porn didn't get huge from the unemployment checks of lowlifes. Employed, even well-off people like yours truly like porn and like to read about the industry, so don't call us "losers.

Second, to each his own, man. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Throw out any cliche you want. So some of think Calli is cute. Yeah, she's got a little baby fat. Sure beats the crack whore look that's prevalent in porn right now. I say she's cute not because I want to fuck her, I say she's cute because she's cute, and she's a whack fantasy of mine, plain and simple.

And oh, btw, speaking of Jenna and prostitution, even she's not above suspicion in that regard. Interesting enough, you hear rumors about most of the girls in the business escorting on the side, but I've never heard *anything* about Calli escorting.
Posted by whatthe hell at June 19, 2003 07:23 AM

Who said that "lowlifes" have to be unemployed? I don't care how good your job is, if you spend any part of your day reading lukeford.com, you are a big loser. I can admit that, and you should too.
Posted by fistfuker at June 20, 2003 01:07 PM

You need to retard your anger...retard. If you feel you're a loser, then by all means wallow in your losertude. Let the rest of us have our fun.
Posted by whatthe hell at June 20, 2003 04:29 PM

Fistfker is right. If you read lukeford.com and enjoy porn to the extent that you know more then 10 porn stars names, then your a loser. Its not a bad thing, you could have a perfectly normal and full life outside of it, But there is a unspoken rule that if you know more then 10 porn stars names then you are a loser. Its okay.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 05:17 PM

Haha looks like a lot of people have self-esteem issues, man. Relax, it's just porn.

Yeah, I know lots of porn names. I live in LA, so I spot lots of porn chicks around. Strange....for some reason I just can't bring myself to feel like a loser.

Get rid of your guilt! Get rid of your shame! You're playing right into the hands of the Christian right!
Posted by whatthe hell at June 20, 2003 06:11 PM

Nothing to do with any self estem issues. You won't find a more cocky and annoying person then smelly monkey. I'm just not in denial about it. If you know and read lukeford.com as a regular and know a lot of porn names you're a loser. BUT it is still not as bad as BEING a porn star, there are different levels of losers, and to be honest everyone is a loser in some faciate of their lives. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 06:26 PM

Well, I am not cocky, however I can only be annoying if you allow me to be. You cannot hurt me, you cannot find me. I feel powerful, strong, studly, rich. The white man has been cruel to me.
The devil white man is getting paid back by me. The jerks who were extremely mean to me when I was young, the girls who would make jokes about me, Well, get a load of me now.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:18 PM