Probably been posted before, but I can't find it. I call this Smelly Monkey, as I first knew him:

Luke Ford

Comments: GEN PADOVA TO FAYNER: “YOU FUCKING LOSER!”

why dont you tell her how you really feel?
Posted by a jew at June 20, 2003 06:27 AM

This is a historic moment, this is the first time in 2 plus years that scott fayner has EVER said a negative comment about a porn star (fire works errupt, party poppers burst in the background and a giant cake with skeeter and max hardcore's image on it comes out with 100 candles lite around it). I'm just waiting for the Bridgette post where she accuses you of hating women and skeeter wants your tel number and real name. SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 07:21 AM

When Germ Bendova does something for a living other than smear spunk all over her face, then she can call someone a "loser". And it's a shame that this turd cuddling public fornicator doesn't drink or do drugs. At least then she'd have an excuse for being borderline retarded. Sadly, this appears to be her naturally moronic self....
Posted by Daryl Echt at June 20, 2003 07:36 AM


pot isnt a drug........neither is alcohol......and i dont consider cocaine a drug either...........stupidity is however contagious and addictive and the more i reed gen padovs coments the mor i feel dizzie......whadda fukin stoopid bitch...............................fuk i gota lay down........
Posted by Jay at June 20, 2003 07:49 AM

What the hell is pot pot?

Is that some super strain?

This dumb bitch can't even get her drug references straight.

Fayner, If I see you on the street, I will be sure to smoke some dank with you!
Posted by kush at June 20, 2003 08:38 AM

Fayner...don't listen to trash like her...

Why didn't she get some of her whore friends to ride around in a limo?

(gah...a limo...so fucking passe)

Keep smokin the buddah Blunts, my man...some day we will fire one up together...
Posted by Super Dave at June 20, 2003 08:58 AM

(Note: Skeeter Kerkove Kook Out)
Fayner, I'm willing to suck you off for free and have your cock up my ass because I am such a fucking fag I will not even charge for for cumming in my mouth ' Scott please cum in my mouth and ass I love you' sm2003
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 10:35 AM


It's funny how someone that blows dudes for a living has a problem with weed and alocohol.

Just like Bob Saget once said: "Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Posted by Samson at June 20, 2003 12:55 PM

Imagine someone in the porn industry being rude or blowing something out of proportion... it's amazing!
Posted by sixgunsamurai at June 20, 2003 04:07 PM

To the fake smelly monkey. I have no problem if you want to use my handle to insult me BUT please try and use some ORIGINAL insults instead of the same old tired boring stuff that we have become acustom to you using. it is like a 2 year old that is amused by a cardboard box, for the first 5 minutes its cute but after 2 hours its worrying and you want to find the kid a doctor. So i will ask you this question, do we need to find you a doctor??. Once again, Insult me all you want, BUT bring your A game.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 05:11 PM

Uh, that *is* his A game . . .
Posted by Ex-Tera Fan at June 20, 2003 06:48 PM

(Note: Skeeter Kerkove Kook Out II)
Yep, it is friday night, I am a single guy, I have no date and no where to go. I am so lonely, I am scanning the Luke Fird website at night, on a friday mind you! Loser is my name, lonely and bitter is my game. Rejection is my middle name, all I ever wanted was fame! Fuck it here, fuck it there, I see porno stars everywhere. Up above the sky's so bright, wish I could get a girl tonight.
Happy couples make me blue, wish I knew, what to do, swinging singles are the best, when they look at me, they laugh like the rest!SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:47 PM

Well I like Gen Padova she looks good smoking some dick. Gen Padova if you read this email me think_marty_mcfly@yahoo.com, I'd love to do an interview with you, I've already done interviews with Calli Cox(http://geocities.com/think_marty_mcfly/calli.html) and Alana Evans (http://geocities.com/tiny_tim_oh_yeah/alana.html) I'd love to interview you.
Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 20, 2003 09:52 PM

Hey McFly, why not get a real site other then the freebie Geocities if your trying to impress porn sluts with your journalism?
Posted by brian at June 21, 2003 12:16 AM

I'm not trying to impress porn "sluts" as you call them. I am just having fun on the internet. I have fun by learning more about stuff I am interested in, one of those things being porn and pornstars. I guess you have fun by being a jerk to nice guys like me. Well whatever works for you man. More power to ya Bri.
Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 21, 2003 12:34 AM

Holy fucking shit! I can't believe what I have just heard, "And you’d probably wish you could infest yourself with drugs, but you’re too broke-ass of a slut to afford them" "You’re low-class trash. Repellent to my eyes, in fact." Oh and better yet, "Your lame attacks on my character are a joke, you bottom-feeding skank. All the drugs in the world couldn’t force me into fucking your repulsive cunt." Fayner you are such a double standard fucking pussy, the only reason you are pissed is because she was 100% right! She hit the nail on the head and you are in denial about what she said. Worse than that you rip on her and call her low class trash, when you try and pick up on girls of the same level of fame in the porn industry all the time. You are truly a piece of work Fayner, you try and fuck any of the skanks that come across your path. Why don't you go call Max and Skeeter and make a manwich, closet fag.
Posted by Puss Weed at June 21, 2003 12:50 AM

That´s not important. The important thing is... SIRIUS BLACK DIES AT THE END OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK!!!
Posted by Bellatrix at June 21, 2003 04:05 AM

WOW, did i get on the fake smelly monkey's tits or what. This is no work of the skeeter, i am guessing nicole sheridan or scott fayner. You are really giving me much more credit then i deserve. you are adding luster and mystique to a legend that doesn't exist. BUT i will let you keep stroking the smelly monkey's ego everytime you post using the great name of smelly monkey. love, kisses and huggles from smelly monkey the Great.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 05:26 AM

puss weed, im the loser? you're glued to my site on a weekend night. thats pathetic.
Posted by Fayner at June 21, 2003 03:22 PM

hey smelly monkey...Iam starting a porn company. Wanna help me? you seem to know alot about the inside shit on this business. What company do you work for? I know it aint Vivid.
Posted by jay at June 21, 2003 07:10 PM

Whats really sad is that this passes for "interesting" on Fayner's site.. Dude, who the fuck cares what some porn slut thinks your an alcoholic.. We already knew this.

Is it just free publicity for her or what?

Posted by Sucker Punch at June 21, 2003 09:26 PM

Sorry jay, i am already part of a production company called 'smelly monkey productions'. We will be out on the market later this year. LOL to anyone that believes this too, i would rather hang myself while watching nicole sherridan take 100 loads on her face in her infamous burkakke video then have a career in porn. I not THAT much of a loser. Only a part time one.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 10:39 PM

Mr Fayner i am so proud of you sticking it to this dumb fool Gen Padova.
Good to see you picking up your game.
Would love to blow you out next time i am in LA
Posted by Madeleine Stone at June 22, 2003 01:33 AM

If you click on my name you should be linked to my interview with Alana Evans. Check it out.
Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 24, 2003 12:13 AM

You guys are a bunch of idiots. That wasn't really Scott Fayner that wrote that shit to Gen. It was one of his very few other losers that writes for him when he's out getting his alcohol fix.
Posted by nina at June 25, 2003 05:01 PM