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I like both places in different ways, but sometimes I have to take a break from that place. Sometimes they either don't understand my satire or just aren't listening. Sometimes I'd be better off just going on there to shill Half-Pakistani Anal Cum Catchers #57 and signing every post with xoxoxoxo.

Fine example of just not listening:
http://adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=1/pagesize=15/cat_id=1/forum_id=1/topic_id=73103/m=/73103.htm

Apparently, ryan12 wasn't listening.

And remember the Random/Taryn Thomas tan party pics thread over there? Talk about not understanding satire. Even after Random broke it down, ppl were still angry.

Notice xpt doesn't have a Porn Star Salaries thread. You'd think after 17 fucking pages, they'd understand that it makes their whack off experiences neither better nor worse. It's like they need justification for what they watch.



Hmmm interesting GJ, another depth to probe in the perverted brain center where jerking off is controlled...I might actually be more excited and aroused, and thus achieve a higher return on ejaculatory investment, if I knew what chicks are paid what dollar amounts to do what scenes. Depending on much or how little they are paid, I may whack faster or slower, depending on whether I want to savor the experience (whack slower) or vent my frustration and anger at why a hot chick like Courtney cummz would do such a thing to herself for so little cash (whack faster)

I slammed Courtney Cummz hard in the other thread, mostly out of jealousy I may now admit because the dregs of humanity depicted in the Midnight Prowl Video, did in fact get to plow and Pop upon this beautiful girl's visage. But what set me off, and actually what may be lurking beneath my anger as sexual frustration, is the ignorance I have regarding just HOW much this hot young girl was paid for that. Especially after reading her "mind-blogging" blog entries where she laments her lack of Family presence amidst her porn "career", her depression and her "OH MY GOD what the fuck is wrong with me angst"...

GJ, in your porn chick reality Ricki Lake/Maury Povich type show soon to be in the works, in addition to doing live piss tests for drugs and sperm counts on male talent, see if you can work into the show a Business/Economics type report, where you discuss the economics of porn chick salary and the impact upon performance and product quality (i.e. Stroke worthiness...) Use some (hair) Pie Charts and graphs, and show at what point knowledge (like salary & drug use) the typical porn fan has regarding a porn chick produces diminishing returns with respect to whacking off orgasms and amount of splooge blasted upon himself/his floor/ his TV screen. You could pull it off, I am sure of it.
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