steph and drew are a lot cooler than their duplicitous users who kept complaining about everything from my avatar to


My opus, if you read one thing in 2005 on adt, read this.



Q:Hello, my husband and I are debating whether to buy a new car or a slightly more luxurious one coming off a two year lease. What's your opinion on the two we're looking at, a toyota camry or a 2004 saab 9-3? Is there anything we should know about the reliability or hidden costs of either?-Beth from North Carolina.

A:Hi Beth, Dick Cheney is the great satan and america must be shamed and punished. i'll send you a link to an unrelated gaurdian article upon reciept of your personal wealth you've acquired through such terrible means. it's important to start buying indulgences from us as well as luxury goods, they've got an alpha-hydroxy acid that strips away the taint of your human-rights abuses of the noble terrists you've locked away in guantanamo.

Q: Hi conor, I'm a 13-year old girl and lately blood comes out of my pussy, am I dying? Regards, Mary.

A:Thanks for writing, you're a wicked american and it's the blood of innocent iraqi citizens, i suggest self-loathing and pushups.

Q:Hello conor, as a child of the 60's my head is filled with acid-induced cobwebs and i'm appalled to see the fcc crack down on something like the super bowl halftime show. at the same time, i'm a parent and i need to know where to draw the line with mature content, do you have any words of wisdom? thanks, rachel from SF/Manhattan

A:Hello wicked american, outside of your fascist regime, you'll find europeans have a much more relaxed attitude towards sexuality. i suggest you take our lead and show scat films during middle-school sleepovers and birthday parties.

Q:conor-I'm worried about bilingual public schools becoming a reality and affecting my child's quality of education due to a lack of qualified teachers that can lecture in another language, are my fears unfounded? cheers, david duke

A:There's an old saying in europe-when facing difficult times, scapegoating and killing jews and gypsies is uaually the best response-i'd work on starting a local skinhead brigade.