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and we have super-macho man and guapo swoop in every now and then. i've never seen so much tact and sense of purpose about total filth other than people who watch those washington-insider shows on cnn and spit it back like a myna-bird thinking they've just figured the world out then immediately go back to making a methodical database of what girls have done double pussy penetration. the dream of the american middle class died on adt, these people own computers and can afford cable and they don't even know they should have been captured and enslaved as helots if those fuckers with all the rights of man didn't fuck shit up.

i want half of them chained to oars, but the boat wouldn't move because of the chronic-masturbation. and that entertainment-lawyer bob licking it off like a cat would milk, that man is the anti-arab.





ADT is creepy and cumbersome (and not as abuser friendly as XPT...seriously, this board's format is so much more streamlined and easy to use.) Here, for those with 5 or more brain cells, the satire, parody and flying barbs serve several purposes involving catharsis and entertainment. XPT is intentionally intellectually retarded...at least that is how I try to be. XPT improves pornography as a whole by acting as a filtration system, a filth purification plant that clarifies and captures what smut is and should be. Since coming here a year ago, I have never jerked off so efficiently and been genuinely entertained simultaneously, not even by hot, doped out escorts...

ADT is seemingly so sexually and socially retarded, I am actually quite fearful. Here, if SIMP/CAOH or myself posts graphically disturbing prose conjuring imagery about Pistoning Peni' or swimming sperms marooned in some chicks ass and frantically dying as she cumfarts into a fishtank to see if spunk really does look like 'sea monkies' in water, well, everyone knows we are just being silly. But at ADT, when a poster earnestly talks about perfecting his "timing his own orgasm when jerking off to a scene involving <insert name of porn chick he worships>, so that the cumshot entering the chick's mouth occurs simultaneously with his dribbling upon his surge protector...", well, I shudder in creepiness <da burglar shudders>
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