a message from the blackman to ariana joilee

kinda before your time, one of the most surreal posts ever. you're just a bright guy, we're all guilty of schtick sometimes. me, i'm guiltier than jeff skilling half of the time. except jrv, who came up with the hisexcellency account and fooled us all.

we've beat genesis, hillary, pam peaks, and wankus to death--let's put the crosshairs on someone new and deserving. i tried and shit the bed with the jeff mullen post, but this shit is going to be a re-run and it's my fault as much as anyone's. upwards and onwards, my brothers-more sal/gypsy posts otherwise we're going to be as predictable as the courntey simpson pedophelia-thread getting bumped daily.

let's keep this fresh, we've got people meaner than polecats and funnier than roxy jezel musing about "forms" and misattributing the philosopher.

or we can just become a parody of ourselves, which is cool as long as garfield stays around.

that's my new year's wish, taryn thomas is dumb as a fish,