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scoop my eyes out with a soft-boiled egg cup, never let me post after an x-mas party again, the ratio of words i spelled wrong in 2 hours last night in this thread and the monkey's holiday thread compared to what i do in a year is embarassing. yet funny. just call me jason garfield, lube me up and let me flex my pecs. i bet he roller-skates-not rollerblades, but roller-skates down the boardwalk at atlantic city raping girls and flexing his pecs, all the while screaming "kyoto made me this! kyoto made me this!"someone please get me the garfield picture asap.

someone needs to get this in monkey's favorite pictures and make it more sticky than an 8-year old boy's asshole tied to smartt's life-size darth vader cutout.

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Garfield is the shit.