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#135727 - 12/24/05 05:51 PM Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: From: smelly monkey Date: 12/24/05 07:09 PM . i hope you get hit by a drunk driver these holidays _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#135728 - 12/26/05 02:18 AM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	at least it'd probably be a painless way to go.
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#135729 - 12/26/05 03:46 AM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	I don't think painless is what the Monkey was hoping for. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#135730 - 12/26/05 06:27 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Fuck the Monkey. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#135731 - 12/26/05 06:34 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	smartt, no one here could possibly think any less of you for taking the easy way out, you know you want to. Just do it.
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#135732 - 12/26/05 08:46 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: smartt, no one here could possibly think any less of you for taking the easy way out, you know you want to. Just do it. Fuck you too. YouÂ´re nothing more than an internet toughie. Face to face, IÂ´m 100% sure that youÂ´re a wuss. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#135733 - 12/26/05 09:04 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Fuck you too. YouÂ´re nothing more than an internet toughie. Face to face, IÂ´m 100% sure that youÂ´re a wuss. I'm 100% sure your a child murderer, the most horrid level of hell awaits you. Why not meet your fate and be done with this depressing holiday season where the loneliness wells up in your heart so strongly you must reach out to anyone even those who hate you for some kind of comfort. Just do it.
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#135734 - 12/27/05 02:33 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: I'm 100% sure your a child murderer, the most horrid level of hell awaits you. ThatÂ´s it. YouÂ´re going to prove that IN COURT. You and XXXPT will hear from my lawyers. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#135735 - 12/27/05 02:40 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
Saevus Maximus Gay For Pay Registered: 04/19/03 Posts: 1083 Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.	Quote: Quote: I'm 100% sure your a child murderer, the most horrid level of hell awaits you. ThatÂ´s it. YouÂ´re going to prove that IN COURT. You and XXXPT will hear from my lawyers. Now you've gone and done it. _________________________ "Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#135736 - 12/27/05 02:59 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Quote: I'm 100% sure your a child murderer, the most horrid level of hell awaits you. ThatÂ´s it. YouÂ´re going to prove that IN COURT. You and XXXPT will hear from my lawyers. Will Smartt be using the same lawyers as Cherish and Cali Marie? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#135737 - 12/27/05 03:01 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: Quote: I'm 100% sure your a child murderer, the most horrid level of hell awaits you. ThatÂ´s it. YouÂ´re going to prove that IN COURT. You and XXXPT will hear from my lawyers. LOL, smartt you are so fucking lame it hurts. Quote: Now you've gone and done it. Goat lawyer wouldn't put himself in a position to lose his first case representing someone who is clearly responsible for the crimes. For as good as goat lawyer is he can't work around the 1400 bones of missing street children found under smartts fibro home and the dust bowl of a backyard. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#135738 - 12/27/05 07:20 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: ThatÂ´s it. YouÂ´re going to prove that IN COURT. You and XXXPT will hear from my lawyers. Yes. Meltdown #792. I hear summura's dropped her case and her high powered firm is up for hire. The law offices of Tyrone Biggums.
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#135739 - 12/29/05 01:36 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	he's at the edge, did you see his " i hate x-mas and santa" post in a world outside porn? spending the holidays alone with nothing but your ringworms to talk to pushes the smartt's of the world over the edge all the time. it's great _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135740 - 12/29/05 08:13 PM Re: Monkey wishes jrv a Merry Christmas
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I did see that post, I think if we all push hard enough he might just He might actually keep the children chained up in his hovel basement alive just to have someone to talk to through the holidays. Ahhh the miracle of Xmas mercy it can even melt the mulatto crinch's heart a bit.
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