my holiday message is this place should only be allowed to exist during the period between dec.1 and the end of febuary, with a batsignal for the intermittent meltdowns to bring us all back from whatever bruce-waynish shit we're doing in the real world.


monkey-without you, there is no cage and sammura and longshot may have had a child when he wanted to shoot her.

arab-despite not catching that the nonsensical stuff in an unreadable format was my friend and i fucking with his very stupid ex girlfriend who could only afford college because she got some hit-and-run-then-caught settlement passing off an account pretenending to drop eagles with clipped wings off buildings-i still love you man. just stop sending me weird pms in febaury responding to jkp reseach saying "i'm so fucked up, i have no idea what you're talking about, nor do i understand how i woke up with my shoes on and a pantleg fully-off". may allah-claus bring you a bag of jewish body parts, despite your clear tribe-status and self-loathing seen only since noam.


bornyo-you're fucked up as a football.

willie-funniest drunken exhange ever

burg-best self-redemption ever

vanpiles-are you norm bentley?

steward and malice-you've created a monster

gia-best new mod

simp-you're library will catch you, get a job, write a movie

toe, pericles, bishop, c62, have2cit(the person who's maintained being funny despite ONLY saying incredibly mean things for 2000 posts) 2cums, and a million i forget--go have a big holiday party, invite mike meatmaster, i'll sneak out back with my beloved new impact-driver and loosen the wheels of his car until they fall off as soon as he hits free-way speed. god will smile.

and smartt, just diediediedie. it's time. these people are assholes, there's nothing left for you here. if you can't round up a firearm from the superior nazis who you gave sanctuary, at least use a spear then let a tranny eat you alive, while fighting off the 1-foot insects gorging on your quarter-foot penis. the scrooge's heart would melt and who-ville would rejoice that the man who touched 21% of the suess-created village was finally dead. fuck you and the feces you eat like a banana.