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#135709 - 12/24/05 05:30 PM
monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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jrv: although ive already sent you this in a pm i still want to hammer it home. I hope you get hit by a drunk driver these holidays. gen padova: I hope you get caught by the mexican police and get life imprisonment in a tijuana prison for being a child sex predator, where lots birds with bird fly sit at the corner of the bars looking out on the city and the prison rat's fleas find a new home in your already infested vagina. DIE DIE DIE Sal: you might be monstars cousin, but you are still fat, ugly and pointless. I don't know you but i know that i hate you. hypnocock: Hey mike hows your wife  tantas daddy: God you suck, your wife sucks, you suck, her dress sense of florescent whore dresses suck, umm i want you to die painfully. bishop: I hope you have a happy holidays  gypsy: Since you haven't posted in the last few days i take it that the 14th straight donut you scoffed has become lodged between your wind pipe causing you to suffocate and hopefully you won't be discovered until the neighbors can no longer stand the smell coming from your place as your 500 pound smartt looking body continues to rot. swami: youre a stalker, no one in porn likes or respects you, your show gets no ratings and is going no where, hang yourself in your mothers church dress. sammura: You in jail bitch, so you can't read this even if you wanted to. smartt: star wars is fake, no continue to fall deeper into your depression. luke ford: youre jewish, but thats ok. taylor rain: 9/10s of the industry doesn't even know you have retired, nor do they care, you were used up and spat out. enjoy the rest of your life. garfield: New jersey what, you know how we do. stay cool. da burg: firewall wants to fight you.  chico: i hope someone donkey punches your mother so you can feel the hurt you put on the talent you abuse.
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#135711 - 12/24/05 07:33 PM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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my holiday message is this place should only be allowed to exist during the period between dec.1 and the end of febuary, with a batsignal for the intermittent meltdowns to bring us all back from whatever bruce-waynish shit we're doing in the real world.
monkey-without you, there is no cage and sammura and longshot may have had a child when he wanted to shoot her.
arab-despite not catching that the nonsensical stuff in an unreadable format was my friend and i fucking with his very stupid ex girlfriend who could only afford college because she got some hit-and-run-then-caught settlement passing off an account pretenending to drop eagles with clipped wings off buildings-i still love you man. just stop sending me weird pms in febaury responding to jkp reseach saying "i'm so fucked up, i have no idea what you're talking about, nor do i understand how i woke up with my shoes on and a pantleg fully-off". may allah-claus bring you a bag of jewish body parts, despite your clear tribe-status and self-loathing seen only since noam.
bornyo-you're fucked up as a football.
willie-funniest drunken exhange ever
burg-best self-redemption ever
vanpiles-are you norm bentley?
steward and malice-you've created a monster
gia-best new mod
simp-you're library will catch you, get a job, write a movie
toe, pericles, bishop, c62, have2cit(the person who's maintained being funny despite ONLY saying incredibly mean things for 2000 posts) 2cums, and a million i forget--go have a big holiday party, invite mike meatmaster, i'll sneak out back with my beloved new impact-driver and loosen the wheels of his car until they fall off as soon as he hits free-way speed. god will smile.
and smartt, just diediediedie. it's time. these people are assholes, there's nothing left for you here. if you can't round up a firearm from the superior nazis who you gave sanctuary, at least use a spear then let a tranny eat you alive, while fighting off the 1-foot insects gorging on your quarter-foot penis. the scrooge's heart would melt and who-ville would rejoice that the man who touched 21% of the suess-created village was finally dead. fuck you and the feces you eat like a banana.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135712 - 12/26/05 11:16 AM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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toe, pericles, bishop, c62, have2cit(the person who's maintained being funny despite ONLY saying incredibly mean things for 2000 posts) 2cums, and a million i forget--go have a big holiday party, invite mike meatmaster, i'll sneak out back with my beloved new impact-driver and loosen the wheels of his car until they fall off as soon as he hits free-way speed. god will smile.
I'm in but we have to get Ryan Knox too. His hobby is infecting 12 year old girls with herpes. He deserves death.
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and smartt, just diediediedie. it's time. these people are assholes, there's nothing left for you here. if you can't round up a firearm from the superior nazis who you gave sanctuary, at least use a spear then let a tranny eat you alive, while fighting off the 1-foot insects gorging on your quarter-foot penis. the scrooge's heart would melt and who-ville would rejoice that the man who touched 21% of the suess-created village was finally dead. fuck you and the feces you eat like a banana.
It never gets old you'd think I'd get tired of seeing smartt slapped around but I never do and suspect I never will. 
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#135713 - 12/30/05 10:42 AM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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O.M.G. That is so true!(snorts donut powder thru a jack-in-the-box straw)Hey I wonder-when you weigh over 300lbs is there a sexual position that is flattering? I'm sorry guys I miss gypsie,so I followed a trail of empty snickers wrappers over to Bellas' board and lo an behold,I realized-I so need to be a mod. 
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#135714 - 12/30/05 01:06 PM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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Bishop absolutely needs to be a mod. I mean, you guys have Chico but where is the racial diversity? I've seen Burglar's pics and he's white enough to count as two. Bishop, let me know if they don't do this for you. JM has deep pockets. I'm just saying... On that note, I'm out of here to go play Southern Gentry in the Carolinas for the weekend. Happy New Year everyone...
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#135716 - 12/30/05 02:36 PM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm convinced the LAPD is the secret black-genocide wing of the government, they just work slowly. pretty soon you'll be the last black man alive in LA bishop. suge knight was responsible for killing the rest of the black community, i feel so badly for whoever shot and only managed to wound that man.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135718 - 12/30/05 03:03 PM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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shit, they won't deliver "the source" to my neighborhood, it's reverse-racism. i was amazed someone would be swashbuckling enough to shoot the scariest man alive.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135719 - 12/30/05 03:10 PM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
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AHH Thanks for keeping us in your thoughts Monkey. Being the point of your simple mind during this time of year has touched my heart.
Happy New year monkey, it make me feel good to be on your list of hate.
My holidays are now complete. 
Edited by tantas' Daddy (12/30/05 03:11 PM)
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#135720 - 12/30/05 07:03 PM
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#135723 - 12/31/05 08:11 PM
Re: monkeys holiday messages to certain xpt users
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#135724 - 01/02/06 02:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
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you know i try to ban you every time i log on. One day it will go through.
And one day I wont care, wait that day has come and gone. But it is nice to know you think of me that much.
You, on the other hand, don't enter my mind until I see you post something about me. Other than that you don't exist in my thoughts at all.
Wait, that's a lie. I sometimes get a chuckle while reading something you post, but that is a rare moment. One that seems to getting less frequent as time marches on, and that’s sad as you used to be quite humorous. Now you are just reactionary.
It was for jrv you donkey, i could ban you any time i want, i won't because compared to jrv you are like peaches and cream.
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