If so, merry xmas

Yeah, the whore should have more sense than to charge ten bucks. But for me that would be the hottest, most depraved, and economical Christmas ever. I wonder if my family would have minded if I had missed Christmas this year to spend some cheap time with that bleach blonde's devilish smile?

I have to say I would fuck her for $10, but I'd fist you with razor wire for free swami.