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You work at home Depot.
I bang chicks, you jerk off to them.
I'm no failure.



1. Home Depot doesn't give you AIDS
2. Home Depot doesn't give you scabies
3. Home Depot gives you health insurance
4. Home Depot doesn't lure you into homoerotic 3-somes with strapping young lads eager to show you what TT Boy's brother has known for a long time.
5. Home Depot doesn't kick out male talent at age 30.

You better get to know Home Depot, 'specially if you're 29.