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#135519 - 01/02/06 01:19 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan,
I am not a man whore so my sex life is not up for public scrutiny. Nor am a braggart like you who needs to constantly state the names and numbers of woman he's bedded in order to stave off the homosexual rumors dogging his career because of his inability to get wood or pop a nut when there is a willing woman in the same room. 
Heres some words of advice:
If you have to take viagra or inject foreign substances in to your penis to get wood when there is a willing woman around, that makes you gay.
When you can't pop that means your unhirable as a man whore.
When you have to trail after Coffee Ron in order to get a few crumbs of work that means your shot out.
Here endith the lesson for today. Feel free to stop back by in the future.
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#135520 - 01/02/06 01:59 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Let me know you tyrant of a man you.
Is that what you said in response to Fayner's craigslist profile?
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#135522 - 01/02/06 02:22 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Have2Suck-
I work for every gonzo company in this buisiness.
Even your heroes at JM productions.
I've only worked for Coffe Ron a few times.
He's a great friend of mine.
I don't see how any of your hopeless rambling is going to get you in the sack with Gia Jordan any sooner.
She's not even a real whore.
I guess scince your not actually in the buisiness, none of this is info is going to help you anyway.
My advice to you is just stick with the ass kissing of the few people that post on here you think really give a shit about what you have to say.
I'll bust a nut on your face and sign my name on it.
I may need to take a viagra first.
Give it a rest.
You don't really Have2Suck that bad, do you?
Chicken Boy-
Don't think I'm just going to respond to your shit that easily. You have to earn it boy.
Only reason I'm quoting this is so the stupididty can't be edited out.
Funny how what Have2cit said jibes with what Tony Malice said. Similar yet different. Sad but true.
Chickenmaster I should have spoken up earlier, my man- welcome back.
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#135523 - 01/02/06 02:24 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i heard you didn't need any viagra for coffeeron to get you hard. manually.
maybe you're not bad at your job, you just aren't quite in the right part of the business.
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#135526 - 01/02/06 02:33 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Lamesn-
You're right.
I should try to take up your job.
I'd be much more anonymous what with all the shit talking I would dish out.
You should introduce yourself to Coffe Ron at the convention if you get the chance.
Then Everyone could watch you piss yourself!
Lol, I introduce you to the male cracker version of sammura.
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#135528 - 01/02/06 02:36 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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wow, so i could work for rob black, and be poor, stupid, and get an irregular paycheck with a chance of going to prison for what i do?
ideal!
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#135529 - 01/02/06 02:37 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#135530 - 01/02/06 02:37 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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hey ryan, i can do my job---i heard you can't do yours, softie.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135531 - 01/02/06 02:38 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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he couldn't hire me.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135533 - 01/02/06 02:39 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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hey ryan, how's it hanging?
oh wait, the problem is it IS hanging on set. HA! GIRLS MAKE YOUR PENIS SOFT! GIRLS MAKE YOUR PENIS SOFT!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135536 - 01/02/06 02:42 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Chicken Boy-
Give me a chance to read all the shit that's posted on here before you make some lame XXXPT reference.
LOL-
LOL is what girls write.
Are you a girl?
I guess all those bad tattoos didn't do much for the blood flow to the ol' brain eh?
LOL
(fayner) (ryan - try to imagine bad tat's on the banana)
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#135537 - 01/02/06 02:43 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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no, it's a well-known fact you've got wood issues and can't pop.
costing any producer desperate enough to hire you like the ones at extreme isn't my idea of a dream job.
RYAN KNOX CAN'T PERFORM
DON'T HIRE RYAN KNOX, HIS PENIS IS DEFECTIVE
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135538 - 01/02/06 02:43 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#135539 - 01/02/06 02:44 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Where in the hell is Garfield when we need him? We really need a little JG up in here. That and Coochie Monster.
I hate they're missing this. Maybe the smell of mold, pus and blood leaking from knoxs' every orifice will wake them up.
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#135542 - 01/02/06 02:47 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Lamesn-
Please introduce yourself to me at the convention.
I've always wanted to meet the General Manager of Home Depot.
I'll meet you at the flag pole after school fayner fucker. We settle this at 3, and my dad could so beat up your dad. lol
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#135544 - 01/02/06 02:56 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Good one.
That first post you put up a couple of days ago was funny.
But the quality of your posts is weakening with every passing word. Maybe you should take some more time off?
There are some things in the world that go way beyond human understanding. One of them is when natural selection will sort you out. I'm guessing it will come during one of your cum glazed man anus escapades turns out to be a Alabama serial killer with a penchant for rim jobs and evisceration.
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#135545 - 01/02/06 02:57 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#135546 - 01/02/06 02:58 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
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#135548 - 01/02/06 03:01 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you mean standing around trying to jerk a semi-flaccid penis to pam peaks with seven fat guys standing around him while in a progressively cracking and breaking up voice sobbing "just give me a minute! guys! i can do this! give me ONE MORE MINUTE?!?!?!"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135549 - 01/02/06 03:03 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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you mean standing around trying to jerk a semi-flaccid penis to pam peaks with seven fat guys standing around him while in a progressively cracking and breaking up voice sobbing "just give me a minute! guys! i can do this! give me ONE MORE MINUTE?!?!?!"
You my dear sound very bitter and jealous. And you are here way too much, which means either that you have NO LIFE or you are an ugly fucker who lives vacariously through the porno industry, either way, your a sad sack of dirty shit. 
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#135552 - 01/02/06 03:11 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#135553 - 01/02/06 03:13 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Major Psycho!!!
Says ryan as he's gnashing his teeth and pounding on his keyboard.
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#135554 - 01/02/06 03:13 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Major Psycho!!!
Scary isn't it? 
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#135557 - 01/02/06 03:16 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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ryan, wipe the spittle off your face, you look like you've just been on coffeeron's casting couch.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135558 - 01/02/06 03:19 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I better get off this thread now.
I don't want any stalkers.
You wish you could get that kind of attention. Nobody cares about a third rate meat stick with a cum mustache.
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#135561 - 01/02/06 03:24 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Original
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Chicken Boy-
Why so, then, are you putting in such a valiant effort?
Edited
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Chicken Boy-
Why so, then, are you putting in such a true effort?
Your unedited post was better.
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#135563 - 01/02/06 03:28 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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There are 2 possibilities why the, more or less, correct use of the word valiant was edited out: 1. He thought it a fruity word that would garner more comments about homosexuality, which have cut him to the quick, or 2. It's the same puppetmaster that's running the RENFIELD account and after the fact felt that use of the word would be contrary to the character he's created and expose him. 
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#135564 - 01/02/06 03:29 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Ryan NotThisShot.
There, I just wanted that immature, childish insult off my chest. Now get that shitstain off yours, Ryan.
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#135565 - 01/02/06 03:30 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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hey knox, be honest, did you do under/over a gram of tweak today?
just be honest.
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