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#135568 - 01/02/06 03:34 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Why is everyone so envious of Ryan? The guy is working and fufilling fantasies you guys only wish you can do. Leave him alone, wtf?
Renfield definitely = Garfield.
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#135569 - 01/02/06 03:35 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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wait, i'd be taking your day-job then, are you sure you want someone more competent than you filling in? you might never get your gig back.
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#135571 - 01/02/06 03:36 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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are you retarded? willie d's avatar has nothing to do with football.
methamphetamine psychosis folks, case closed.
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#135574 - 01/02/06 03:42 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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is sport fucking the same thing as crying because of perfomance issues then asking to cuddle? because that's what i hear you do on set, you failure.
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#135575 - 01/02/06 03:43 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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are you fucking out of your mind? i see no notre dame anything.
lay of the methpipe kiddo. maybe your cock would work.
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#135577 - 01/02/06 03:45 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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are you retarded? willie d's avatar has nothing to do with football.
methamphetamine psychosis folks, case closed.
Well, kicking an old man's teeth in while warbling "Singing in the Rain" does have some Scott Norwood connotations.
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#135578 - 01/02/06 03:46 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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dude, the point is, there was no notre dame anything. is the viagra fucking with your head or is it the meth, poverty and stench of crushing failure?
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#135581 - 01/02/06 03:50 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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willie, the verdict?
the home depot thing hurts so much man, at least we sell WOOD there.
is it embarassing when after 30 minutes of failing to pop they spray jergens lotion on a girl and cut to your face to get the scene over with, you half-man?
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#135582 - 01/02/06 03:51 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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You work at home Depot. I bang chicks, you jerk off to them. I'm no failure.
1. Home Depot doesn't give you AIDS 2. Home Depot doesn't give you scabies 3. Home Depot gives you health insurance 4. Home Depot doesn't lure you into homoerotic 3-somes with strapping young lads eager to show you what TT Boy's brother has known for a long time. 5. Home Depot doesn't kick out male talent at age 30.
You better get to know Home Depot, 'specially if you're 29.
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#135584 - 01/02/06 03:55 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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it's more than malice, you don't think a fan of yours like myself doesn't pm other people for background info on you.
you can't pop, you've got performance issues. case closed. jergens.
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#135586 - 01/02/06 03:58 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ryan, the proper spelling is 'callous'
The cage is alive with hate again. It's gonna be a great 2006!
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#135588 - 01/02/06 03:59 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i just turned 27, you look like you're 35, but that's the meth. i don't work at home depot, i don't fail on porn sets, you can say "thanks" in advance for the food-stamps i'll be subsidizing when you're off the c-list male talent ranks and just another tweaker who can't afford to eat.
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#135589 - 01/02/06 04:00 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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this has been dandy, but i've gotta go eat and organize some sawhorses, i'll be back-ryan, your number the same for when i need a latenight release?
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#135592 - 01/02/06 04:06 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You mean wannabe whore.
Ryan, why'd you take out the part where you called me a wanabe whore?
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#135595 - 01/02/06 04:11 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You wouldn't even blow the Minion.
In the vernacular: +1000 Gia
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#135596 - 01/02/06 04:12 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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You wouldn't even blow the Minion.
In the vernacular: +1000 Gia
+1,000,000,000
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#135598 - 01/02/06 04:13 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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wow, so she has too much dignity and too little free time to waste time with you? that's being smart. shit! my supervisor's onto me, gotta eat and run, crisis in the stapler aisle!
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#135603 - 01/02/06 04:38 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan,
HA HA. Your outed, your gay and you can't get wood. Does any one have a fork for this young man?
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#135604 - 01/02/06 04:38 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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it's stuck deep in him, he's just too tweaked-out to care.
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#135607 - 01/02/06 04:42 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Have2Suck-
Get all of that shit talking out of your system once and for all because as much as I enjoy making fun of your posts, I'm tired and growing very weary. You're done.
You were done on your first post.
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#135608 - 01/02/06 04:44 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Gia,
You did the right thing, let it go one time and they will pull it again. Next time you may have to cuddle ryan after he fails to get hard for you and how can you be expected to keep a straight face through something like that?
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#135609 - 01/02/06 04:44 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ryan, since you clearly lack whatever sense of pride and dignity the swami and sammura had that made them flip---can i offer you the role as xxxpt mascot?
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#135612 - 01/02/06 04:53 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Honestly guys, I just post on here because I like my new Avitar.
Cage 1 : Ryan 0
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#135613 - 01/02/06 05:25 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Oh but you spelled scheduled wrong, Miss perfect!
It's been nice catching up on old tales of a porn WHORE.
Not WANNABE WHORE, just to set the record straight for ya.'
I think you're hot and a great performer anyways.
Just a little bit Nazi when it comes to grammar and punctuation.
We're not trying to win an essay here, you fuckin' idiot.
Anyone know who the big-tittied bim is that dumped Ryan 'cause he went gay?
edit: 'twas Kelly Madison. How does that feel Ryan? Getting the heave ho because you no longer could get wood for the women?
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