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#135468 - 12/23/05 05:12 PM Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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I've been trying to think of a valid reason as to why I was browsing myspace. I can't.

So anyway I was on myspace, and I came across Courtney Cummz profile. Now, I'm a big fan of Courtney on the purely aesthetic level, so I made sure to have a big of a looksee to check out if she's cool. After all if she is not cool, I cannot possibly marry her. Dawg.
The type of person she's after:
Quote:

Everybody has a vision of whom they'd like to meet but I don’t. Every person I've met is different even though they may have similar characteristics yet they're still different. I want to meet an outgoing, smart, funny, artistic, successful man. Also I'd want them to be independent but not an introvert.... I hope the guy has ambition, knows how to hold a conversation, and isn't possessive. On the other hand, NO GAMES, I HATE GAMES!!!!!!!!! If you are NOT interested don’t waste my time by leading me on. Honesty, loyalty, show love , and just be yourself don’t try to be someone you're not. The last two things are have a positive attitude your life will be much easier and have fun with everything!! Ohh yeah I forgot something DONT BE COCKY it won’t get u anywhere with me...




Wow. This could have been written by any 15 year old girl trying to express herself through the internet, but no, it's deeper than that: Courtney Cummz sounds like a really sweet girl. I'll make sure I'm not cocky. No no no.


This is from her blog:
Quote:

Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....



DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????




Awwww. I want to give her a big hug.

Monstar is the first to respond to this blog:
Quote:

xoxo



The emotional depth of the man is amazing, he quickly brushes past her family security issues and loneliness with hugs and kisses. Word.

I know this post doesn't belong in the cage, or indeed anywhere, but still.



Merry Christmas Courtney Cummz. May all your dreams come true.


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#135469 - 12/23/05 05:55 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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I had whores on my mind on the way home from work today. Particulary, Courtney Cummz. I was following a pick-up down the interstate which had : I LOVE MY CUMMINZ painted on the tailgate.

The driver seemed like a dedicated fan
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#135470 - 12/23/05 06:24 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
yeah, I pretty much love that girl. I've never seen one of her scenes but she is hot none the less
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#135471 - 12/23/05 06:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Monstar Offline
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Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Monstar is the first to respond to this blog:
Quote:

xoxo



The emotional depth of the man is amazing, he quickly brushes past her family security issues and loneliness with hugs and kisses. Word.




hell yes. I like Court, so i went out on a limb as it was, i've been burned before by porn chix, i learned my lesson. "xoxo" is all they be gettin'...and only if i likes them.

'sides i know one of you hoodlums is bound to stumble across some shit i wrote. any inner soul exposing is reserved for off-line consoling


Side note: what's up with all these porn chix and their "myspace romances" with me. seriously...you scroll thru my comments, i have one harlot or another leaving me love msgs. last about a week before the ADD gets the better of 'em.
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#135472 - 12/24/05 12:23 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Posts: 1342
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#135473 - 12/24/05 01:17 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Monstar Offline
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Posts: 4450
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you are a bad man, random. a very bad man.
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#135474 - 12/24/05 03:42 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Goddamn I am a jaded prick....this girl is beautiful, and seemingly REALLY dumb. I am unable to roll past abject stupidity and INCOMPETENT HYPOCRISY without tossing turds. It is a disease I have....read each one of her statements quoted below then try and reconcile the following picture with her words. It's too bad, I was starting to develop a taste for her, until I saw this Midnight prowl pic combined with her blog entries...I hate blogs, they MAGNIFY the average person's faults and stupidity by a factor of 9 at least...

Quote:

Everybody has a vision of whom they'd like to meet but I don’t. Every person I've met is different even though they may have similar characteristics yet they're still different. I want to meet an outgoing, smart, funny, artistic, successful man. Also I'd want them to be independent but not an introvert.... I hope the guy has ambition, knows how to hold a conversation, and isn't possessive. On the other hand, NO GAMES, I HATE GAMES!!!!!!!!! If you are NOT interested don’t waste my time by leading me on. Honesty, loyalty, show love , and just be yourself don’t try to be someone you're not. The last two things are have a positive attitude your life will be much easier and have fun with everything!! Ohh yeah I forgot something DONT BE COCKY it won’t get u anywhere with me...




Ok, now which of those qualities she mentions do these guys have ya think? They definitely don't look cocky...


** Sidenote** WTF is the guy on the floor doing behind her?
Did she need to be tickled on the ass with a feather in order to smile given the situation at hand?

Quote:

Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....



DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????





...Werd, fools, whats wrong with her? Why is she now depressed???....







Leave it alone Monstar, just LEAVE it alone brother....
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#135475 - 12/24/05 04:02 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

OH GOD NO!!! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?!






Let me guess....this pic is from the attempted first-ever nasal DP flick, right?


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#135476 - 12/24/05 04:13 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY



X-mas eve morning and this is what I wake up to....

...Goddamn Life is so unfair, the latest evidence being that guy on the far left.....
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#135477 - 12/24/05 07:16 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
I refuse to look!
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#135478 - 12/24/05 11:35 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Hard to believe that she doesn't spend much time with her family when they (as well as anyone else with a computer) have the opportunity to see their little girl licking this man's ass on Christmas Eve
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#135479 - 12/24/05 03:03 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I remember asking myself a few months ago who is the hottest porn chick who has the lowest partner appearance requirement and it was coutney cummz. I really disturbs me to know how much sketchy dick shes had through her not only in porn but through out her life, i saw that midnight prowl scene and that picture doesn't do it any justice, there was at least 6 more dodgy dicks used in the scene, but that small jewish guy in the corner of the picture was great, he couldn't get hard and to her credit rather then laugh with the rest of the guys and crew she was very supportive and helpful to the obviously very nervous virgin jew who kinda looks like sean penn in carlitos way towards the end after 6 years on the nose candy and 3 bullets in his hospital bed.






btw, heres a great link to some clips of her in action, im sorry but i automatically lost wood and feel into a deep laughing fit when she said " im sacrificing my financial future for you baby" then sticks his dick in her mouth.


http://www.clubsexypleasures.com/fast1/index.htm


Edited by smelly monkey (12/24/05 03:16 PM)
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#135480 - 12/24/05 03:58 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
someone use this as an avatar.



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#135481 - 12/24/05 04:02 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
ditto.



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#135482 - 12/24/05 04:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Hard to believe that she doesn't spend much time with her family when they (as well as anyone else with a computer) have the opportunity to see their little girl licking this man's ass on Christmas Eve





I didn't notice it before, but this photo shows another slip in her happy facade. Courtney nomally wears her permanent vacant grin very well, but here it looks desperately forced. The eyes don't lie, and hers are screaming "OH GOD NOOOOO."
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#135483 - 12/24/05 05:05 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Hard to believe that she doesn't spend much time with her family when they (as well as anyone else with a computer) have the opportunity to see their little girl licking this man's ass on Christmas Eve





I didn't notice it before, but this photo shows another slip in her happy facade. Courtney nomally wears her permanent vacant grin very well, but here it looks desperately forced. The eyes don't lie, and hers are screaming "OH GOD NOOOOO."





Thats a great call, she has the same look as boxers when they have just been knocked down and are trying to convince the ref that they are ok to go on when its clear they aren't.
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#135484 - 12/24/05 05:15 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


Quote:

Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....



DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????







** Sidenote** Did she have a kid? Is that a caesarean scar and/or does anyone else think her lower ab area looks a little stretched in these pics???


Someone (besides Monstar) speak up...is she REALLY as dumb and vacuous as she seems?
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#135485 - 12/24/05 05:33 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....



DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????






Translation, one of her brothers came across her stuff on the net, told the family and she has been disowned.
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#135486 - 12/24/05 11:29 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:



Quote:

Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....



DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????







** Sidenote** Did she have a kid? Is that a caesarean scar and/or does anyone else think her lower ab area looks a little stretched in these pics???


Someone (besides Monstar) speak up...is she REALLY as dumb and vacuous as she seems?



I don't know if my opinion matters much but she was super cool when I met her at some party while back. She was easy to talk to and had a good sense of humor, but then again I like all of these girls, I've only ran into a couple I thought were wack
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#135487 - 12/26/05 02:47 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
I'm glad my thread took off, though really it is kind of sad.

This girl really is beautiful, and yet as has been pointed out, she eats ugly man ass for a living.


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#135488 - 12/26/05 02:21 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:



Quote:

Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....



DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????







** Sidenote** Did she have a kid? Is that a caesarean scar and/or does anyone else think her lower ab area looks a little stretched in these pics???


Someone (besides Monstar) speak up...is she REALLY as dumb and vacuous as she seems?



I don't know if my opinion matters much but she was super cool when I met her at some party while back. She was easy to talk to and had a good sense of humor, but then again I like all of these girls, I've only ran into a couple I thought were wack




That guy's not just ugly-ugly he's scary ugly. I slept with the lights on in my bedroom ever since aI saw that picture.

I keep looking for a zipper or a seam somewhere that will prove to me it's just a mask, but no luck (not like Court - she gets to fuck him - lucky girl)
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#135489 - 12/26/05 03:31 PM Grandma Courtney
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Yesterday I witnessed a loving tender moment...the family was all together for the holiday and my three young nieces were sitting around my mother (Grandma to them) and she was showing the girls pictures from when my mom was in her late teens and early twenties. "Here is Grandma at the malt shop with Grandpa...Here is Grandma at the Sock Hop....Here is Grandma at her wedding..." while the three little girls smiled and laughed and enjoyed what my mom was sharing...

...and then my mind wanders and IMMEDIATELY, for some XPT-twilight zone reason I think of this thread and these pics...





...now you know where I am going with this...35+ years from now, realizing it's a stretch of course, Courtney, having reconciled with her family and herself, has her little grandchildren around her and is 'sharing' her younger years with them...will she be able to do so with a straight face when they ask her "Grandma what did you do when you were 22?"
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#135490 - 12/26/05 03:58 PM Re: Grandma Courtney
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Posts: 9184
Nothing to worry about DBurg...I was waiting in line @ Safeway on Christmas Eve with my last-minute shit I'd forgotten. I qualified for the Express lane so I ambled over and to my utter astonishment, some fat old lady is in front of me. My first thought runs, Good, bitch won't be trying to cash her 1,200 WIC checks that she forgot about all year. Or, Shit, this is a new checker, I'll be here another 30 minutes while she self-teaches herself the debit-card machine.

Instead, the woman in front of me has me mesmerized. Not by some stunning MILF-good looks (for which I am a sucker), but because of the orange and blue Nerf football in her basket. My mind jumps striaght from the store to XPT:

1. Is that the same size as that Nerf the extremehole.com chick used?
2. Looks kind of nobby, how much lube would you need?
3. What kind of QB rating do you get from Kegeling that hting across the room?
And most troubling of all...
4. Is that why she bought the Nerf?
5. Damn, she hada pretty loose cervix, too...
6. What if she teamed up with that Jenny Seemore girl, the fertile IR-banger?

I'm now developing an ulcer over all this. Thank you.

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#135491 - 12/27/05 03:43 PM Re: Grandma Courtney
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Keep whispering to yourself Courtney, "I'm in my safe place" "I'm in my safe place" "I'm in my safe place"

The Minion, Max, Ed Powers, Ryan Knox, trannies, the above pictured dude, farm animals. A whore will fuck anything for a dollar
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#135492 - 12/27/05 05:05 PM Re: Grandma Courtney
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Someone needs to lure Courtney to XPT. We need to get a response from her, an explanation, something.

Monstar, the balls in your court bro.

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#135493 - 12/28/05 03:50 AM Re: Grandma Courtney
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Or get Kelly Wells. Gia knows Kelly - get Kelly a baseball bat to work out her aggressions on the doubters and get her to post here.

Has anyone seen Courtney post anywhere?
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#135494 - 12/28/05 04:17 AM Re: Grandma Courtney
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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Quote:

Someone needs to lure Courtney to XPT. We need to get a response from her, an explanation, something.

Monstar, the balls in your court bro.




don't look at me. i'm not bringing that angelic young woman into the lion's den

Quote:



Has anyone seen Courtney post anywhere?




just myspace.
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#135495 - 12/28/05 04:56 AM Re: Grandma Courtney
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Or get Kelly Wells. Gia knows Kelly - get Kelly a baseball bat to work out her aggressions on the doubters and get her to post here.

Has anyone seen Courtney post anywhere?




Hmmmm....perhaps Gia could capture some of Kelly's piss and use a home drug testing kit, videotaping the whole process of course. It could almost be like the Maury Povich show where they send out paternity tests to the lab, show the testing being done and certified, then announcing the tests resulsts on air. Gia is probably the only one who could pull this off...

...really though, I'd love for the chicks to be able to come in here and just laugh at us or defend themselves, or just wig out at the shit thrown around. Why can't they see it's catahrtic and would actually HELP their alleged "careers" as ejaculation Idols and fast-food/microwave dinner-type sex therapists?

I mean take Cindy Crawford, ever since she came in here....ah, wait....nvm......fuck....
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#135496 - 12/28/05 09:43 AM Re: Grandma Courtney
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
This thread is certainly one of the most disgusting that have ever been posted here, and I've often found myself eyeing that large bottle of perscription pills I've got left while being abused by the catalog of perversions herein, but it's fallen far short of the kind of libel or hatred that would prompt a Cindy to ask "Why do you hate me?" or what not. The sneering mockery is there, but it's missing the thin tissue of lies that just enrages a person following referral links enough to make up an account name and a password.


Edited by smiling arab (12/28/05 09:44 AM)
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#135497 - 01/01/06 09:26 AM Happy New Year, Courtney Cummz
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

don't look at me. i'm not bringing that angelic young woman into the lion's den




awww. well at least tell her I say hi.

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#135498 - 01/01/06 10:47 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

OH GOD NO!!! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?!




Are those three freaks the ones she is going to be doing scenes with?

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#135499 - 01/01/06 10:51 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.

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#135500 - 01/02/06 12:28 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.




jesus chicken, nice having you back. so true, right, so wrong.
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#135501 - 01/02/06 12:36 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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2cunt-
Don't be hatin' on me now.

I've worked with Courtney a couple of times and she's one of the hottest girls in this buisiness.

I've also face fucked those two Hailey's your obsessed with as well!

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#135502 - 01/02/06 01:54 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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2cunt-
Don't be hatin' on me now.

I've worked with Courtney a couple of times and she's one of the hottest girls in this buisiness.

I've also face fucked those two Hailey's your obsessed with as well!





You know, the tone of conviction in this post leads me to think that you believe this means, by virtue of you having fucked the two hailey's in the face and done courtney, that your life's work on this planet is complete, and even superior to those of us who haven't fucked the two hailey's in the face or done courtney. I like sex, I just dont like the arrogance that some assume because they have had it with a particular specimen....You fucked a porn star, even a hot one, who was paid...next?
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#135503 - 01/02/06 01:58 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.




holy shit chickens back and exactly 6 months to the day after he left. Im guessing a short stint for some minor sex crime.

(comatic elderly lady) (chickenmaster) (lady's son who just entered the room)
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#135504 - 01/02/06 02:05 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Quote:

Quote:

Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.




holy shit chickens back and exactly 6 months to the day after he left. Im guessing a short stint for some minor sex crime.

(comatic elderly lady) (chickenmaster) (lady's son who just entered the room)




Lol, no school was the only time I was doing, same social dynamics as a prison though.

(ChickenMaster) (Monkey aiming the wrong way)

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#135505 - 01/02/06 02:08 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.




holy shit chickens back and exactly 6 months to the day after he left. Im guessing a short stint for some minor sex crime.

(comatic elderly lady) (chickenmaster) (lady's son who just entered the room)




Lol, no school was the only time I was doing, same social dynamics as a prison though.

(ChickenMaster) (Monkey aiming the wrong way)





lol, now i know you're lying, canada doesn't have schools.
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#135506 - 01/02/06 02:13 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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lol, now i know you're lying, canada doesn't have schools.




Its good to be back in the cage.

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#135507 - 01/02/06 02:26 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Quote:



lol, now i know you're lying, canada doesn't have schools.




Its good to be back in the cage.





Its good to have our canadian representative back too
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#135508 - 01/02/06 10:47 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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happy new years courtney cummz!!!
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#135509 - 01/02/06 11:49 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Welcome back Chicken, its been too long.

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#135510 - 01/02/06 12:16 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Da Booger-

I'm not sure you understand what porn is.
You asked who got paid....next?

I got paid to work with Courtney Cummz and Face Fuck the two Haileys.

I'm not saying that I am superior to anyone.
Far from it.

I don't think I'm better than 2cunt just because I get paid to turn these hos out!

2cunt mentioned my name in this thread and I noticed that,
so I had to respond. Scince he was talking shit, I thought he might like to know that I got paid to Face Fuck the two Haileys that he jerks off to and work with Courtney Cummz, who by anyone's standards is hot as fuck!

No big deal.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 12:20 PM)

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#135511 - 01/02/06 12:24 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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What is it like to face fuck a woman in front of a camera? Do her teeth scrape you? Are your feelings about causing her discomfort and restricting her breathing with your pistoning penis ever conflicted? Is it all in good fun, you do you have to foster a certain amount of contempt for the women in order for the scene to be good and ensure what's captured is genuine?



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#135512 - 01/02/06 12:26 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Ryan,

It's a sad pathetic piece of human shit who has to wait on others to pay for whores. Also the name changing thing is so last year. Why not get a new routine, try smartt's gambit of feltching large rodents. May all your christmas fisting dreams come true Mr. Straight for Pay.

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#135513 - 01/02/06 12:36 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Have2Suck-

I think I'll stick with the name changing thing.
It's pretty sweet.

As far as not paying for whores goes,
that's not my job. I take the money but wouldn't spend a dime on these hookers, not unless I want to start directing.

At least we all know where you stand on getting laid and that you do in fact pay for sex, wich makes you a bigger man. Not letting someone else pay it for you shows all the strength in your character.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 12:38 PM)

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#135514 - 01/02/06 12:50 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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As sweet as Tony T's butt hole I'm sure. Paying for sex is a matter of fact you always pay one way or another, since you only do straight for pay I will allow you your naivety when it comes to matters of the opposite sex. When it comes to directing lets just be truthful shall we no one is going to let you direct anything unless it's your own snuff scene.

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#135515 - 01/02/06 12:54 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Is the other guy in your av taking a picture of your dick with a camera phone? How ambiguously ghey.


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#135516 - 01/02/06 01:00 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Have2Suck-

Oh, I had no idea I was talking to such a sexual sherpa!

Please Bless me with your vast knowlege on women and sex.
I'm sure you have so much to teach me and that the countless hours that you spend on these boards only strenghthens your knowledge.

So let's hear it Cassanova! Tell me all about your amazing sex life, in great detail.

Do you rent or buy? DVD or VHS? Vasoline or KY? Rogue Adventures or She-Male road trip?
Sugar DVD or X Rent?

Let me know you tyrant of a man you.

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#135517 - 01/02/06 01:02 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Silly D-

He's handing me a wadd of cash.

Check out xxxproposal.com the Lindsay Lane scene.

You know you want to.

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#135518 - 01/02/06 01:07 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Quote:

Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.




Back from retirement and bangs the first one out of the park. Just like Roy Hobbs.
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#135519 - 01/02/06 01:19 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Ryan,

I am not a man whore so my sex life is not up for public scrutiny. Nor am a braggart like you who needs to constantly state the names and numbers of woman he's bedded in order to stave off the homosexual rumors dogging his career because of his inability to get wood or pop a nut when there is a willing woman in the same room.

Heres some words of advice:

If you have to take viagra or inject foreign substances in to your penis to get wood when there is a willing woman around, that makes you gay.

When you can't pop that means your unhirable as a man whore.

When you have to trail after Coffee Ron in order to get a few crumbs of work that means your shot out.

Here endith the lesson for today. Feel free to stop back by in the future.

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#135520 - 01/02/06 01:59 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Let me know you tyrant of a man you.




Is that what you said in response to Fayner's craigslist profile?



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#135521 - 01/02/06 02:18 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Have2Suck-

I work for every gonzo company in this buisiness.
Even your heroes at JM productions.
I've only worked for Coffe Ron a few times.
He's a great friend of mine.

I don't see how any of your hopeless rambling is going to get you in the sack with Gia Jordan any sooner.
She's not even a real whore.

I guess scince your not actually in the buisiness, none of this is info is going to help you anyway.

My advice to you is just stick with the ass kissing of the few people that post on here you think really give a shit about what you have to say.

I'll bust a nut on your face and sign my name on it.
I may need to take a viagra first.

Give it a rest.
You don't really Have2Suck that bad, do you?

Chicken Boy-
Don't think I'm just going to respond to your shit that easily. You have to earn it boy.

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#135522 - 01/02/06 02:22 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

Have2Suck-

I work for every gonzo company in this buisiness.
Even your heroes at JM productions.
I've only worked for Coffe Ron a few times.
He's a great friend of mine.

I don't see how any of your hopeless rambling is going to get you in the sack with Gia Jordan any sooner.
She's not even a real whore.

I guess scince your not actually in the buisiness, none of this is info is going to help you anyway.

My advice to you is just stick with the ass kissing of the few people that post on here you think really give a shit about what you have to say.

I'll bust a nut on your face and sign my name on it.
I may need to take a viagra first.

Give it a rest.
You don't really Have2Suck that bad, do you?

Chicken Boy-
Don't think I'm just going to respond to your shit that easily. You have to earn it boy.




Only reason I'm quoting this is so the stupididty can't be edited out.

Funny how what Have2cit said jibes with what Tony Malice said. Similar yet different. Sad but true.

Chickenmaster I should have spoken up earlier, my man- welcome back.

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#135523 - 01/02/06 02:24 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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i heard you didn't need any viagra for coffeeron to get you hard. manually.

maybe you're not bad at your job, you just aren't quite in the right part of the business.
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#135524 - 01/02/06 02:27 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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BornHo-

It takes one of me to piss off 10 of you posters.
Why do you think that is?

Is this your only means of a social outlet?

Anyway, I've never worked for Tony Calice. He doesn't really shoot that often and when he does he hires the ugliest skanks that you can imagine. I can see why you would be into his stuff.

Your posts mean about as much to me as the wipe I use to make sure my butthole is clean enough for Gen Padova to lick.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 02:32 PM)

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#135525 - 01/02/06 02:30 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-

You're right.
I should try to take up your job.

I'd be much more anonymous what with all the shit talking I would dish out.

You should introduce yourself to Coffe Ron at the convention if you get the chance.
Then Everyone could watch you piss yourself!

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#135526 - 01/02/06 02:33 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Lamesn-

You're right.
I should try to take up your job.

I'd be much more anonymous what with all the shit talking I would dish out.

You should introduce yourself to Coffe Ron at the convention if you get the chance.
Then Everyone could watch you piss yourself!




Lol, I introduce you to the male cracker version of sammura.

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#135527 - 01/02/06 02:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Chicken Boy-
Give me a chance to read all the shit that's posted on here before you make some lame XXXPT reference.

LOL-
LOL is what girls write.

Are you a girl?

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#135528 - 01/02/06 02:36 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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wow, so i could work for rob black, and be poor, stupid, and get an irregular paycheck with a chance of going to prison for what i do?

ideal!
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#135529 - 01/02/06 02:37 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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He wouldn't hire you.

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#135530 - 01/02/06 02:37 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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hey ryan, i can do my job---i heard you can't do yours, softie.
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#135531 - 01/02/06 02:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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he couldn't hire me.
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#135532 - 01/02/06 02:39 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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That's because you are completely useless,
in any field of Adult!

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#135533 - 01/02/06 02:39 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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hey ryan, how's it hanging?

oh wait, the problem is it IS hanging on set. HA! GIRLS MAKE YOUR PENIS SOFT! GIRLS MAKE YOUR PENIS SOFT!
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#135534 - 01/02/06 02:40 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Don't believe everything you hear.
I'm out here making that cash,
banging your dream girls.

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#135535 - 01/02/06 02:41 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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OK Lamesn-

Enough.
Now your just being childish.
You think what you want to think.

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#135536 - 01/02/06 02:42 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Chicken Boy-
Give me a chance to read all the shit that's posted on here before you make some lame XXXPT reference.

LOL-
LOL is what girls write.

Are you a girl?




I guess all those bad tattoos didn't do much for the blood flow to the ol' brain eh?

LOL

(fayner)(ryan - try to imagine bad tat's on the banana)

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#135537 - 01/02/06 02:43 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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no, it's a well-known fact you've got wood issues and can't pop.

costing any producer desperate enough to hire you like the ones at extreme isn't my idea of a dream job.

RYAN KNOX CAN'T PERFORM
DON'T HIRE RYAN KNOX, HIS PENIS IS DEFECTIVE
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#135538 - 01/02/06 02:43 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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LOL-

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#135539 - 01/02/06 02:44 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Bornyo Offline
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Where in the hell is Garfield when we need him? We really need a little JG up in here. That and Coochie Monster.

I hate they're missing this. Maybe the smell of mold, pus and blood leaking from knoxs' every orifice will wake them up.

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#135540 - 01/02/06 02:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-

Please introduce yourself to me at the convention.

I've always wanted to meet the General Manager of Home Depot.

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#135541 - 01/02/06 02:46 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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BornHO is Lamesn-

Or at least I don't even care enough to make a
distinction between the two.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 02:58 PM)

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#135542 - 01/02/06 02:47 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Lamesn-

Please introduce yourself to me at the convention.

I've always wanted to meet the General Manager of Home Depot.




I'll meet you at the flag pole after school fayner fucker. We settle this at 3, and my dad could so beat up your dad. lol

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#135543 - 01/02/06 02:50 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Good one.
That first post you put up a couple of days ago was funny.
But the quality of your posts is weakening with every passing word. Maybe you should take some more time off?

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#135544 - 01/02/06 02:56 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Good one.
That first post you put up a couple of days ago was funny.
But the quality of your posts is weakening with every passing word. Maybe you should take some more time off?




There are some things in the world that go way beyond human understanding. One of them is when natural selection will sort you out. I'm guessing it will come during one of your cum glazed man anus escapades turns out to be a Alabama serial killer with a penchant for rim jobs and evisceration.

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#135545 - 01/02/06 02:57 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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OK Psycho.

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#135546 - 01/02/06 02:58 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

OK Psycho.




Apple?

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#135547 - 01/02/06 02:59 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Why is everyone so envious of Ryan? The guy is working and fufilling fantasies you guys only wish you can do.
Leave him alone, wtf?

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#135548 - 01/02/06 03:01 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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you mean standing around trying to jerk a semi-flaccid penis to pam peaks with seven fat guys standing around him while in a progressively cracking and breaking up voice sobbing "just give me a minute! guys! i can do this! give me ONE MORE MINUTE?!?!?!"
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#135549 - 01/02/06 03:03 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

you mean standing around trying to jerk a semi-flaccid penis to pam peaks with seven fat guys standing around him while in a progressively cracking and breaking up voice sobbing "just give me a minute! guys! i can do this! give me ONE MORE MINUTE?!?!?!"


You my dear sound very bitter and jealous. And you are here way too much, which means either that you have NO LIFE or you are an ugly fucker who lives vacariously through the porno industry, either way, your a sad sack of dirty shit.

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#135550 - 01/02/06 03:04 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-
Can you clean the men's restroom?
Someone took a big dump in one of the urinals.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:05 PM)

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#135551 - 01/02/06 03:09 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
BIFF™ Offline
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Quote:

2cunt
Da Booger
Have2Suck
Silly D
Chicken Boy
BornHo
Lamesn



Quote:

OK Lamesn-

Enough.
Now your just being childish.
You think what you want to think.




Pot? Kettle? You're a real fucktard, Ryan.
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#135552 - 01/02/06 03:11 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Major Psycho!!!

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#135553 - 01/02/06 03:13 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Major Psycho!!!




Says ryan as he's gnashing his teeth and pounding on his keyboard.

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#135554 - 01/02/06 03:13 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Quote:

Major Psycho!!!


Scary isn't it?

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#135555 - 01/02/06 03:14 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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I better get off this thread now.
I don't want any stalkers.

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#135556 - 01/02/06 03:16 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Quote:

I better get off this thread now.
I don't want any stalkers.




You big pussy fag.
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#135557 - 01/02/06 03:16 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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ryan, wipe the spittle off your face, you look like you've just been on coffeeron's casting couch.
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#135558 - 01/02/06 03:19 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

I better get off this thread now.
I don't want any stalkers.




You wish you could get that kind of attention. Nobody cares about a third rate meat stick with a cum mustache.

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#135559 - 01/02/06 03:19 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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And Lamesn-
when your done with the Men's restroom we need you to mop the lobby......then you can take your half hour lunch.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:19 PM)

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#135560 - 01/02/06 03:21 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Chicken Boy-
Why so, then, are you putting in such a true effort?


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:22 PM)

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#135561 - 01/02/06 03:24 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Original
Quote:

Chicken Boy-
Why so, then, are you putting in such a valiant effort?




Edited
Quote:

Chicken Boy-
Why so, then, are you putting in such a true effort?




Your unedited post was better.

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#135562 - 01/02/06 03:25 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Too much time on your hands, I guess.

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#135563 - 01/02/06 03:28 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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There are 2 possibilities why the, more or less, correct use of the word valiant was edited out:
1. He thought it a fruity word that would garner more comments about homosexuality, which have cut him to the quick,
or
2. It's the same puppetmaster that's running the RENFIELD account and after the fact felt that use of the word would be contrary to the character he's created and expose him.




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#135564 - 01/02/06 03:29 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Bornyo Offline
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Ryan NotThisShot.

There, I just wanted that immature, childish insult off my chest. Now get that shitstain off yours, Ryan.

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#135565 - 01/02/06 03:30 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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hey knox, be honest, did you do under/over a gram of tweak today?

just be honest.
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#135566 - 01/02/06 03:32 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Honestly,
I thought Valiant would be too big a word for you guys to understand. It does have a better ring to it though, looking back.
And I'm not sure if I spelled it right.


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#135567 - 01/02/06 03:34 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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BornHo-
Let's try and make a little sense when we post. Mmmkay.

Lamesn-
Go grab the Gum remover and tackle that parking lot.

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#135568 - 01/02/06 03:34 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Why is everyone so envious of Ryan? The guy is working and fufilling fantasies you guys only wish you can do.
Leave him alone, wtf?



Renfield definitely = Garfield.

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#135569 - 01/02/06 03:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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wait, i'd be taking your day-job then, are you sure you want someone more competent than you filling in? you might never get your gig back.
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#135570 - 01/02/06 03:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Hey
Willie D-
You attacked my avitar earlier
but you have a loser footbal team in yours.
I'm confused.

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#135571 - 01/02/06 03:36 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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are you retarded? willie d's avatar has nothing to do with football.


methamphetamine psychosis folks, case closed.
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#135572 - 01/02/06 03:37 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-
I'm not paying you to stand around.
Now can you get this floor swept by 5 or not?
Sound familiar?

I could have sworn that the Fighting Irish were a football team. Maybe Basketball, I don't give a shit. I'm too busy sport fucking your mom.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:38 PM)

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#135573 - 01/02/06 03:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

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I don't have a Brussels Sprout on my chest. Not sure what you're talkoing about there, Cryin'

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#135574 - 01/02/06 03:42 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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is sport fucking the same thing as crying because of perfomance issues then asking to cuddle? because that's what i hear you do on set, you failure.

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#135575 - 01/02/06 03:43 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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are you fucking out of your mind? i see no notre dame anything.

lay of the methpipe kiddo. maybe your cock would work.
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#135576 - 01/02/06 03:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Silly D-
I'm Irish too,
but that team still sucks ass and therefore so do you.

Lamesn-
when I sport Fuck your mom, it's hard to focus on popping sometimes. She's always hopped up on Doof Balls. I can never get her to relax.

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#135577 - 01/02/06 03:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

are you retarded? willie d's avatar has nothing to do with football.


methamphetamine psychosis folks, case closed.




Well, kicking an old man's teeth in while warbling "Singing in the Rain" does have some Scott Norwood connotations.

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#135578 - 01/02/06 03:46 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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dude, the point is, there was no notre dame anything. is the viagra fucking with your head or is it the meth, poverty and stench of crushing failure?
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#135579 - 01/02/06 03:46 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-
Take a couple of days off of Home Depot and get some rest.
I think you might be looking at a different avitar or something.

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#135580 - 01/02/06 03:47 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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You work at Home Depot.
I bang chicks that you jerk off to.
I'm no failure but you sure are a loser.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:49 PM)

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#135581 - 01/02/06 03:50 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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willie, the verdict?

the home depot thing hurts so much man, at least we sell WOOD there.

is it embarassing when after 30 minutes of failing to pop they spray jergens lotion on a girl and cut to your face to get the scene over with, you half-man?
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#135582 - 01/02/06 03:51 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

You work at home Depot.
I bang chicks, you jerk off to them.
I'm no failure.




1. Home Depot doesn't give you AIDS
2. Home Depot doesn't give you scabies
3. Home Depot gives you health insurance
4. Home Depot doesn't lure you into homoerotic 3-somes with strapping young lads eager to show you what TT Boy's brother has known for a long time.
5. Home Depot doesn't kick out male talent at age 30.

You better get to know Home Depot, 'specially if you're 29.

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#135583 - 01/02/06 03:53 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Well in that case,
I feel sorry for you.

I'd hate to know what that's like but honestly it's never happened to me. I think your taking what Tony Calice said a little too seriously.

That's OK fan, now get back to work before you get written up.

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#135584 - 01/02/06 03:55 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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it's more than malice, you don't think a fan of yours like myself doesn't pm other people for background info on you.

you can't pop, you've got performance issues. case closed. jergens.
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#135585 - 01/02/06 03:55 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Wille D-
You work at Home Depot too?
I'm 26. Are you guys older than me?
I'll bet you are.

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#135586 - 01/02/06 03:58 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
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Ryan, the proper spelling is 'callous'

The cage is alive with hate again. It's gonna be a great 2006!
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#135587 - 01/02/06 03:58 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-
Please fill me in on who you PM about me to. Psycho.
I wouldn't waste my time PMing anyone on this site about anything.

You got issues man.
Work em' out.

Tony Calice has never hired me.
I don't have any performance issues short of organizing paint colors on aisle 3 which is your job.

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#135588 - 01/02/06 03:59 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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i just turned 27, you look like you're 35, but that's the meth. i don't work at home depot, i don't fail on porn sets, you can say "thanks" in advance for the food-stamps i'll be subsidizing when you're off the c-list male talent ranks and just another tweaker who can't afford to eat.
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#135589 - 01/02/06 04:00 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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this has been dandy, but i've gotta go eat and organize some sawhorses, i'll be back-ryan, your number the same for when i need a latenight release?
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#135590 - 01/02/06 04:01 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Gia-

You're so smartt.
Calice is the way I spelled his name.
I'm sort of making fun of his name by slightly changing the spelling. But you pointed out the spelling of the word "Callous."

Kudos to you.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 04:03 PM)

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#135591 - 01/02/06 04:03 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Yes and take out those garbage bags while your at it, Lamesn. One more write up and your outta here.

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#135592 - 01/02/06 04:06 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
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You mean wannabe whore.

Ryan, why'd you take out the part where you called me a wanabe whore?
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#135593 - 01/02/06 04:09 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Yes,
one who pics and chooses who she works with, unlike a true whore. You are a faker. You have sex with the same 3 people on film over and over and you call yourself a whore?
You wouldn't even blow the Minion.
Maybe you have something against fat people.
I don't know.

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#135594 - 01/02/06 04:11 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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I took it out because I didn't want to offend you. But you've been hating on me for long enough. If you wanna talk shit then I'll talk it back.

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#135595 - 01/02/06 04:11 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:


You wouldn't even blow the Minion.




In the vernacular: +1000 Gia

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#135596 - 01/02/06 04:12 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


You wouldn't even blow the Minion.




In the vernacular: +1000 Gia




+1,000,000,000

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#135597 - 01/02/06 04:12 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Give it up dudes.
You suck.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 04:13 PM)

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#135598 - 01/02/06 04:13 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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wow, so she has too much dignity and too little free time to waste time with you? that's being smart. shit! my supervisor's onto me, gotta eat and run, crisis in the stapler aisle!
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#135599 - 01/02/06 04:17 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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I'm with ya.'
Get back to work!

She's mulling it over.

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#135600 - 01/02/06 04:23 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Yes,
one who pics and chooses who she works with, unlike a true whore. You are a faker. You have sex with the same 3 people on film over and over and you call yourself a whore?
You wouldn't even blow the Minion.
Maybe you have something against fat people.
I don't know.




A true whore knows the power of being a whore; thus gets to pick and choose.

Awwww...I didn't wanna fuck Minion? I wear that like a badge and I'm very proud of everything included in that scene- DTH13/Anabolic. I don't care if the Minion was Brad Pitt, I didn't want to fuck him. Btw, Minion wasn't part of the plan when the scene was being organized. I don't let ppl throw curve balls at me.

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#135601 - 01/02/06 04:28 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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That's deep.

It's good that you don't let people suprise you with what they want you to do.

Did you hand pick all of the other guys that you blew in that scene or did you just single out the minion?

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#135602 - 01/02/06 04:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

That's deep.

It's good that you don't let people suprise you with what they want you to do.

Did you hand pick all of the other guys that you blew in that scene or did you just single out the minion?




On the phone before the shoot date was booked and once again on set, the director specified the number of guys that would blow their wonderful degenerate wads into my filthy bitch mouth as '5-7.' So far everything was consistant.

As The Minion was handing me my paperwork to fill out, the director asked if I would like The Minion to be in the scene. I told him no. Then low and behold, he tries to put him in the scene. Inconsistant. So, Minion had to sit this one out while I chugged the other schedualed loads to my heart's delight.
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#135603 - 01/02/06 04:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
have2cit Offline
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Ryan,

HA HA. Your outed, your gay and you can't get wood. Does any one have a fork for this young man?

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#135604 - 01/02/06 04:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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it's stuck deep in him, he's just too tweaked-out to care.
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#135605 - 01/02/06 04:40 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Have2Suck-

Get all of that shit talking out of your system once and for all because as much as I enjoy making fun of your posts,
I'm tired and growing very weary.
You're done.

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#135606 - 01/02/06 04:41 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Quote:


Lamesn-




Ryan,
All these little plays on peoples handles(Lamesn, BronHo, Have2suck, Have2whatever, Chickenboy) is downright stupid. It wasn't funny the first time or any time after that. At least Garfield got lucky with "Gayoto". You've been shitting in the wind the whole time.
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#135607 - 01/02/06 04:42 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Have2Suck-

Get all of that shit talking out of your system once and for all because as much as I enjoy making fun of your posts,
I'm tired and growing very weary.
You're done.




You were done on your first post.

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#135608 - 01/02/06 04:44 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
have2cit Offline
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Gia,

You did the right thing, let it go one time and they will pull it again. Next time you may have to cuddle ryan after he fails to get hard for you and how can you be expected to keep a straight face through something like that?

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#135609 - 01/02/06 04:44 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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ryan, since you clearly lack whatever sense of pride and dignity the swami and sammura had that made them flip---can i offer you the role as xxxpt mascot?
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#135610 - 01/02/06 04:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Oh but you spelled scheduled wrong, Miss perfect!

It's been nice catching up on old tales of a porn WHORE.

Not WANNABE WHORE, just to set the record straight for ya.'

I think you're hot and a great performer anyways.
Just a little bit Nazi when it comes to grammar and punctuation.

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#135611 - 01/02/06 04:49 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Honestly guys,
I just post on here because I like my new Avitar.

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#135612 - 01/02/06 04:53 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
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Posts: 3178
Quote:

Honestly guys,
I just post on here because I like my new Avitar.




Cage 1 : Ryan 0

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#135613 - 01/02/06 05:25 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Oh but you spelled scheduled wrong, Miss perfect!

It's been nice catching up on old tales of a porn WHORE.

Not WANNABE WHORE, just to set the record straight for ya.'

I think you're hot and a great performer anyways.
Just a little bit Nazi when it comes to grammar and punctuation.




We're not trying to win an essay here, you fuckin' idiot.

Anyone know who the big-tittied bim is that dumped Ryan 'cause he went gay?

edit: 'twas Kelly Madison. How does that feel Ryan? Getting the heave ho because you no longer could get wood for the women?
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#135614 - 01/02/06 05:30 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Can I nominate my thread as an early contender for best thread of 2006?

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#135615 - 01/02/06 05:33 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Is this Ryan's ex?


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#135616 - 01/02/06 05:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Is it just me or does anyone else notice the faggy affect coming from Ryan? Like the closeted kid who deals with his frustrations by trying to make himself the biggest shit talking come-backer. Clearly he's been a full time punching bag at every level of school, camp, prison, and work. I'm sure even the regulars at the food stamp line can't wait for him to show up and make them all feel better about themselves. You guys should be ashamed for taking shots at such an easy target.




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#135617 - 01/02/06 06:15 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

happy new years courtney cummz!!!






Holy shit, how hot is monstar looking right now?. Blonde suits you dude.
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#135618 - 01/02/06 07:00 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Who the Fuck is c62?
You fans and your lame ass usernames.
So creative.

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#135619 - 01/02/06 07:03 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Is this Ryan's ex?






No, but the magic 8-ball portends a tranny version of Pamela is likely in his future.
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#135620 - 01/02/06 07:06 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
El Kabong-
You like that picture do ya?

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#135621 - 01/02/06 08:07 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

happy new years courtney cummz!!!




Holy shit, how hot is monstar looking right now?. Blonde suits you dude.





ya think? i thinking i'm doing some pink highlights.

now ya gotta give ryan credit for locking horns this long. most would have packed up and left town rather than battle the lot
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#135622 - 01/02/06 09:14 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
As long as they spell my name right it's all good publicity to me.

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#135623 - 01/02/06 10:06 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Da Booger-

I'm not sure you understand what porn is.
You asked who got paid....next?

I got paid to work with Courtney Cummz and Face Fuck the two Haileys.

I'm not saying that I am superior to anyone.
Far from it.

I don't think I'm better than 2cunt just because I get paid to turn these hos out!

2cunt mentioned my name in this thread and I noticed that,
so I had to respond. Scince he was talking shit, I thought he might like to know that I got paid to Face Fuck the two Haileys that he jerks off to and work with Courtney Cummz, who by anyone's standards is hot as fuck!

No big deal.





Great meltdown. '06 is going to be a good year. This was too easy

Ryan, are you signing again for Sal Mckvey Pictures this year?
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#135624 - 01/02/06 10:09 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
That's Mr. Knox to you.

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#135625 - 01/03/06 11:37 AM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
I blame this entire thread on this guy.





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#135626 - 01/03/06 07:03 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Who the Fuck is c62?
You fans and your lame ass usernames.
So creative.



I know exactly what that girl is thinking in your avatar.
"Look Mr. Broccolli On The Chest and Mr. Broccolli Stuck Between His Teeth, I can't tell which is which in this position, but you both need to get your junk hard. I have a dealer to blow, there's a shoe sale at Mervin's, and this shit is taking too damn long."
Thats what women think when they are paid to fuck you.
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#135627 - 01/03/06 07:53 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on

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#135628 - 05/06/06 11:12 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291


courtney really is too beautiful for porn

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#135629 - 12/19/06 06:14 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
it's that time of year again, seasons greetings to courtney (CM if you're around now's the time to post the bukkake picture). the rest of you feel free to lay into knox for old times sake.

looking back at this thread i see i've now been at xpt for just over a year, God knows why. it's been fun nonetheless.

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#135630 - 12/19/06 06:54 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#135631 - 12/19/06 06:56 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


Attachments
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#135632 - 12/19/06 07:20 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I totally want that whore.
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#135633 - 12/19/06 07:31 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I totally want that whore.




The ZenMan Equation:

(Hot Whore) + (lots of anal) = "I totally want that whore"
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#135634 - 12/19/06 09:59 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Man, it's already been a year? Wow. Merry Christmas, take a few days off and let the anus get back to a normal shape. Maybe call up Pariah for a reunion of the whole gang.


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