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#135468 - 12/23/05 05:12 PM
Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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I've been trying to think of a valid reason as to why I was browsing myspace. I can't.
So anyway I was on myspace, and I came across Courtney Cummz profile. Now, I'm a big fan of Courtney on the purely aesthetic level, so I made sure to have a big of a looksee to check out if she's cool. After all if she is not cool, I cannot possibly marry her. Dawg.
The type of person she's after:
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Everybody has a vision of whom they'd like to meet but I don’t. Every person I've met is different even though they may have similar characteristics yet they're still different. I want to meet an outgoing, smart, funny, artistic, successful man. Also I'd want them to be independent but not an introvert.... I hope the guy has ambition, knows how to hold a conversation, and isn't possessive. On the other hand, NO GAMES, I HATE GAMES!!!!!!!!! If you are NOT interested don’t waste my time by leading me on. Honesty, loyalty, show love  , and just be yourself don’t try to be someone you're not. The last two things are have a positive attitude your life will be much easier and have fun with everything!! Ohh yeah I forgot something DONT BE COCKY it won’t get u anywhere with me...
Wow. This could have been written by any 15 year old girl trying to express herself through the internet, but no, it's deeper than that: Courtney Cummz sounds like a really sweet girl. I'll make sure I'm not cocky. No no no.
This is from her blog:
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Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....
DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????
Awwww. I want to give her a big hug. 
Monstar is the first to respond to this blog:
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xoxo
The emotional depth of the man is amazing, he quickly brushes past her family security issues and loneliness with hugs and kisses. Word.
I know this post doesn't belong in the cage, or indeed anywhere, but still.
Merry Christmas Courtney Cummz. May all your dreams come true.
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#135469 - 12/23/05 05:55 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I had whores on my mind on the way home from work today. Particulary, Courtney Cummz. I was following a pick-up down the interstate which had : I LOVE MY CUMMINZ painted on the tailgate. The driver seemed like a dedicated fan 
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#135470 - 12/23/05 06:24 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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yeah, I pretty much love that girl. I've never seen one of her scenes but she is hot none the less
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#135471 - 12/23/05 06:45 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar is the first to respond to this blog:
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xoxo
The emotional depth of the man is amazing, he quickly brushes past her family security issues and loneliness with hugs and kisses. Word.
hell yes. I like Court, so i went out on a limb as it was, i've been burned before by porn chix, i learned my lesson. "xoxo" is all they be gettin'...and only if i likes them.
'sides i know one of you hoodlums is bound to stumble across some shit i wrote. any inner soul exposing is reserved for off-line consoling
Side note: what's up with all these porn chix and their "myspace romances" with me. seriously...you scroll thru my comments, i have one harlot or another leaving me love msgs. last about a week before the ADD gets the better of 'em.
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#135474 - 12/24/05 03:42 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Goddamn I am a jaded prick....this girl is beautiful, and seemingly REALLY dumb. I am unable to roll past abject stupidity and INCOMPETENT HYPOCRISY without tossing turds. It is a disease I have....read each one of her statements quoted below then try and reconcile the following picture with her words. It's too bad, I was starting to develop a taste for her, until I saw this Midnight prowl pic combined with her blog entries...I hate blogs, they MAGNIFY the average person's faults and stupidity by a factor of 9 at least...
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Everybody has a vision of whom they'd like to meet but I don’t. Every person I've met is different even though they may have similar characteristics yet they're still different. I want to meet an outgoing, smart, funny, artistic, successful man. Also I'd want them to be independent but not an introvert.... I hope the guy has ambition, knows how to hold a conversation, and isn't possessive. On the other hand, NO GAMES, I HATE GAMES!!!!!!!!! If you are NOT interested don’t waste my time by leading me on. Honesty, loyalty, show love , and just be yourself don’t try to be someone you're not. The last two things are have a positive attitude your life will be much easier and have fun with everything!! Ohh yeah I forgot something DONT BE COCKY it won’t get u anywhere with me...
Ok, now which of those qualities she mentions do these guys have ya think? They definitely don't look cocky...
** Sidenote** WTF is the guy on the floor doing behind her?
Did she need to be tickled on the ass with a feather in order to smile given the situation at hand?
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Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....
DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????
...Werd, fools, whats wrong with her? Why is she now depressed???....
Leave it alone Monstar, just LEAVE it alone brother....
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#135475 - 12/24/05 04:02 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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OH GOD NO!!! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?!
Let me guess....this pic is from the attempted first-ever nasal DP flick, right?
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#135476 - 12/24/05 04:13 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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X-mas eve morning and this is what I wake up to.... ...Goddamn Life is so unfair, the latest evidence being that guy on the far left.....
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#135477 - 12/24/05 07:16 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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I refuse to look!
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#135479 - 12/24/05 03:03 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I remember asking myself a few months ago who is the hottest porn chick who has the lowest partner appearance requirement and it was coutney cummz. I really disturbs me to know how much sketchy dick shes had through her not only in porn but through out her life, i saw that midnight prowl scene and that picture doesn't do it any justice, there was at least 6 more dodgy dicks used in the scene, but that small jewish guy in the corner of the picture was great, he couldn't get hard and to her credit rather then laugh with the rest of the guys and crew she was very supportive and helpful to the obviously very nervous virgin jew who kinda looks like sean penn in carlitos way towards the end after 6 years on the nose candy and 3 bullets in his hospital bed.
btw, heres a great link to some clips of her in action, im sorry but i automatically lost wood and feel into a deep laughing fit when she said " im sacrificing my financial future for you baby" then sticks his dick in her mouth.
http://www.clubsexypleasures.com/fast1/index.htm
Edited by smelly monkey (12/24/05 03:16 PM)
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#135484 - 12/24/05 05:15 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....
DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????
** Sidenote** Did she have a kid? Is that a caesarean scar and/or does anyone else think her lower ab area looks a little stretched in these pics???
Someone (besides Monstar) speak up...is she REALLY as dumb and vacuous as she seems?
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#135485 - 12/24/05 05:33 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....
DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????
Translation, one of her brothers came across her stuff on the net, told the family and she has been disowned.
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#135486 - 12/24/05 11:29 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....
DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????
** Sidenote** Did she have a kid? Is that a caesarean scar and/or does anyone else think her lower ab area looks a little stretched in these pics???
Someone (besides Monstar) speak up...is she REALLY as dumb and vacuous as she seems?
I don't know if my opinion matters much but she was super cool when I met her at some party while back. She was easy to talk to and had a good sense of humor, but then again I like all of these girls, I've only ran into a couple I thought were wack
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#135487 - 12/26/05 02:47 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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I'm glad my thread took off, though really it is kind of sad. This girl really is beautiful, and yet as has been pointed out, she eats ugly man ass for a living. 
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#135488 - 12/26/05 02:21 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Of course I love gifts considering Im not spending Christmas with my family nor have I decorated..Am I the Grinch? Although spending the holiday with 2 of my friends which are considered family .... I guess its different, No mother or father nor grandparents...thats what makes the holidays..I used to enjoy going to my grandmothers for christmas dinner with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins...Does that still exist? Ever since my family devorced, grandmother died, brothers became married, now there isnt family time..We're all just too busy..then we look back and wonder where each of us went wrong...Y did we choose to move? Why dont we make family our 1st priority? Then we begin to cry and feel depressed,,,why??? I guess I sometimes regret my choice of moving far from the people who really care about me,my family,my heart, my blood......AND FOR WHAT, $$$$$$???? CAREER?? IN THE END FAMILY IS A MAJOR PART OF OUR LIFE....
DONT MIND MY EMOTIONS IT'S LATE....I JUST FEEL LONELY DURING THE HOLIDAYS WHEN I HAVENT HAD CHRISTMAS WITH THEM FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.....WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????????????????????????
** Sidenote** Did she have a kid? Is that a caesarean scar and/or does anyone else think her lower ab area looks a little stretched in these pics???
Someone (besides Monstar) speak up...is she REALLY as dumb and vacuous as she seems?
I don't know if my opinion matters much but she was super cool when I met her at some party while back. She was easy to talk to and had a good sense of humor, but then again I like all of these girls, I've only ran into a couple I thought were wack
That guy's not just ugly-ugly he's scary ugly. I slept with the lights on in my bedroom ever since aI saw that picture.
I keep looking for a zipper or a seam somewhere that will prove to me it's just a mask, but no luck (not like Court - she gets to fuck him - lucky girl)
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#135489 - 12/26/05 03:31 PM
Grandma Courtney
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Yesterday I witnessed a loving tender moment...the family was all together for the holiday and my three young nieces were sitting around my mother (Grandma to them) and she was showing the girls pictures from when my mom was in her late teens and early twenties. "Here is Grandma at the malt shop with Grandpa...Here is Grandma at the Sock Hop....Here is Grandma at her wedding..." while the three little girls smiled and laughed and enjoyed what my mom was sharing... ...and then my mind wanders and IMMEDIATELY, for some XPT-twilight zone reason I think of this thread and these pics... ...now you know where I am going with this...35+ years from now, realizing it's a stretch of course, Courtney, having reconciled with her family and herself, has her little grandchildren around her and is 'sharing' her younger years with them...will she be able to do so with a straight face when they ask her "Grandma what did you do when you were 22?"
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#135490 - 12/26/05 03:58 PM
Re: Grandma Courtney
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Nothing to worry about DBurg...I was waiting in line @ Safeway on Christmas Eve with my last-minute shit I'd forgotten. I qualified for the Express lane so I ambled over and to my utter astonishment, some fat old lady is in front of me. My first thought runs, Good, bitch won't be trying to cash her 1,200 WIC checks that she forgot about all year. Or, Shit, this is a new checker, I'll be here another 30 minutes while she self-teaches herself the debit-card machine. Instead, the woman in front of me has me mesmerized. Not by some stunning MILF-good looks (for which I am a sucker), but because of the orange and blue Nerf football in her basket. My mind jumps striaght from the store to XPT: 1. Is that the same size as that Nerf the extremehole.com chick used? 2. Looks kind of nobby, how much lube would you need? 3. What kind of QB rating do you get from Kegeling that hting across the room? And most troubling of all... 4. Is that why she bought the Nerf? 5. Damn, she hada pretty loose cervix, too... 6. What if she teamed up with that Jenny Seemore girl, the fertile IR-banger? I'm now developing an ulcer over all this. Thank you. 
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#135492 - 12/27/05 05:05 PM
Re: Grandma Courtney
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Someone needs to lure Courtney to XPT. We need to get a response from her, an explanation, something.
Monstar, the balls in your court bro.
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#135493 - 12/28/05 03:50 AM
Re: Grandma Courtney
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Or get Kelly Wells. Gia knows Kelly - get Kelly a baseball bat to work out her aggressions on the doubters and get her to post here.
Has anyone seen Courtney post anywhere?
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#135494 - 12/28/05 04:17 AM
Re: Grandma Courtney
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Someone needs to lure Courtney to XPT. We need to get a response from her, an explanation, something.
Monstar, the balls in your court bro.
don't look at me. i'm not bringing that angelic young woman into the lion's den
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Has anyone seen Courtney post anywhere?
just myspace.
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#135497 - 01/01/06 09:26 AM
Happy New Year, Courtney Cummz
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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don't look at me. i'm not bringing that angelic young woman into the lion's den
awww. well at least tell her I say hi.
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#135498 - 01/01/06 10:47 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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OH GOD NO!!! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?!
Are those three freaks the ones she is going to be doing scenes with? 
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#135499 - 01/01/06 10:51 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.
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#135504 - 01/02/06 02:05 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Those guys are just physical manifestations of her self worth.
holy shit chickens back and exactly 6 months to the day after he left. Im guessing a short stint for some minor sex crime.
(comatic elderly lady)  (chickenmaster)  (lady's son who just entered the room)
Lol, no school was the only time I was doing, same social dynamics as a prison though.
(ChickenMaster)  (Monkey aiming the wrong way)
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#135505 - 01/02/06 02:08 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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#135506 - 01/02/06 02:13 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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lol, now i know you're lying, canada doesn't have schools.
Its good to be back in the cage. 
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#135509 - 01/02/06 11:49 AM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Welcome back Chicken, its been too long.
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#135512 - 01/02/06 12:26 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan,
It's a sad pathetic piece of human shit who has to wait on others to pay for whores. Also the name changing thing is so last year. Why not get a new routine, try smartt's gambit of feltching large rodents. May all your christmas fisting dreams come true Mr. Straight for Pay.
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#135514 - 01/02/06 12:50 PM
Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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As sweet as Tony T's butt hole I'm sure. Paying for sex is a matter of fact you always pay one way or another, since you only do straight for pay I will allow you your naivety when it comes to matters of the opposite sex. When it comes to directing lets just be truthful shall we no one is going to let you direct anything unless it's your own snuff scene.
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