Yeah.

Christmas is a great time of year. Family, friends, nice food and drink, presents, good will...

Unless you're empty and alone. Are you smartt?

What the fuck does Jesus have to do with it?

If you hate X-mas it's because of the commercialization of the birth of Christ - all because a bunch of retailers got together and decided to take advantage of the fact that three dudes showed up at the stable bearing gifts.

If you want to protest - don't buy anything. But thank fuckin' God that your not speaking Arabic right now, reading the Koran while waiting to be called with detonation instructions for your C4 vest.

This is almost as good as Gia's present. To know that you are alone and miserable during xmas and the new year gives me a special feeling in my heart that goes beyond mere joy. Remember there is always one way you can leave this depressing holiday behind. So just do it.

I like Christmas but hate Christmas music. At work, there's some awful radio station constantly playing in the background called K-Earth 101. The station sucks bad enough normally, but gets nastier when every fourth song is about Frosty the fucking Snowman. This station normally plays non-offensive crap from the sixties and early seventies, aimed at old farts reminiscing about their teenage years, so why the fuck are they playing jingles aimed at five year-olds? Why does my Jewish boss want to listen to commercialized minstrels about Jesus' birth anyways? Oh well, the whole fucking thing is gone for another year. Yippee.

(I've been doing shots of tequila for the past few hours. Forgive my drunken ranting. Please.)