What the fuck does Jesus have to do with it?

If you hate X-mas it's because of the commercialization of the birth of Christ - all because a bunch of retailers got together and decided to take advantage of the fact that three dudes showed up at the stable bearing gifts.

If you want to protest - don't buy anything. But thank fuckin' God that your not speaking Arabic right now, reading the Koran while waiting to be called with detonation instructions for your C4 vest.