She would have to do some pretty fucked up shit to get even the most perverted jizz bizz enthusiast to watch her, just for novelties sake, and to make all your mates go "What the fuck is that shit???".


Social worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.