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#135435 - 12/23/05 02:44 PM Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Oh man. I was doing my ritualistic MySpace stalking and found a fresh pic of pregnancy-infected Alyssa West. All I can say is ughhhh. Link to Previous Alyssa West is a dumb pregnant cunt thread. Malice Attachments 129422-ohgodalyssawest.jpg (174 downloads) _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#135436 - 12/23/05 02:50 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Hello, Mr. Malice. How are you doing today? P.S. In what capacity do you work for JM Productions? Has Steward or Powers ever come into the office with sunken eyes, mussed hair, and dour countenance from another night of no-sleep due to poor Aurora Snow's noises from 'Gag Factor 5' haunting their waking nightmares? _________________________ Quah.
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#135437 - 12/23/05 03:04 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	I wonder if the baby is frightened by all the black cocks that it sees pokin' at it and spitting on it every day. Maybe for the kids sake Alyssa has laid off the Craig's List hooking. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#135438 - 12/23/05 03:19 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Maged will love this. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#135439 - 12/23/05 03:31 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	_________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#135440 - 12/23/05 04:18 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	I have attached a picture of Matt Lucas as 'Vicky Pollard' in Little Britain...it bears an uncanny resemblance to the picture of Alyssa in Malice's post, I think. Attachments 129438-vickyfromthesun.jpg (349 downloads)
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#135441 - 12/23/05 04:29 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: I have attached a picture of Matt Lucas as 'Vicky Pollard' in Little Britain...it bears an uncanny resemblance to the picture of Alyssa in Malice's post, I think. HAHAHAHA!!!! Little Britain rules, nice reference.
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#135442 - 12/23/05 05:38 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Quote: I wonder if the baby is frightened by all the black cocks that it sees pokin' at it and spitting on it every day. Maybe for the kids sake Alyssa has laid off the Craig's List hooking. A little Freddie Krueger inside _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#135443 - 12/23/05 08:23 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	The "knocked-up" +/- is 7, place your bets. I'm think I'm listening to a future Maury Povich Show right now.
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#135444 - 12/24/05 03:49 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
SexDJ AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/07/03 Posts: 565 Loc: State of Moral Decay	I think she's hot.
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#135445 - 12/24/05 05:11 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
El Kabong Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/29/04 Posts: 764 Loc: Tralfamadore	I am sure Maged is going to post the second he is done masturbating to this. _________________________ meh.
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#135446 - 12/27/05 08:04 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Jack Mehoff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/22/05 Posts: 495 Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...	She would have to do some pretty fucked up shit to get even the most perverted jizz bizz enthusiast to watch her, just for novelties sake, and to make all your mates go "What the fuck is that shit???". Social worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby? Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD. Social worker: Oh my God, how could you. Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish. _________________________ Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.
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#135447 - 12/28/05 06:35 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	we're fucked, the stupid are like rabbits and the availability of healthcare to the poor allows them to live against all darwin stood for. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#135448 - 12/28/05 11:16 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Cindi Loftus Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/24/05 Posts: 326 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL	Very insightful statement Jamesn _________________________ Good people will do good things. Bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things you must add religion. Steven weinberg Nobel prize winner in physics
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#135449 - 11/30/07 07:06 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Bumpin another Malaise classic.. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#135450 - 11/30/07 08:07 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Quote: I wonder if the baby is frightened by all the black cocks that it sees pokin' at it and spitting on it every day. Maybe for the kids sake Alyssa has laid off the Craig's List hooking. Nice racist remark. You wouldn't have said anything about the dicks if they weren't black. Yes, I know this post is 2 years old....
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#135451 - 11/30/07 11:20 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Malcolm Y Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 10/01/07 Posts: 135	Quote: Quote: I wonder if the baby is frightened by all the black cocks that it sees pokin' at it and spitting on it every day. Maybe for the kids sake Alyssa has laid off the Craig's List hooking. Nice racist remark. You wouldn't have said anything about the dicks if they weren't black. Yes, I know this post is 2 years old.... Wow, you're an asshole. A black asshole.
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#135452 - 12/01/07 12:16 AM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
KALLA Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 205	Quote: I think she's hot. Well she did have the best scene in Chunky School Girls 4, but with guttersnipes like lisa sparxxx & lena ramon as your main competition that's not saying much. _________________________ You really have to be a sick person to view this stuff. - Tamra Toryn
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#135453 - 12/01/07 12:19 AM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Quote: I think she's hot. Well she did have the best scene in Chunky School Girls 4, but with guttersnipes like lisa sparxxx & lena ramon as your main competition that's not saying much. Lena Ramon = Attachments 279257-lena-woods8.jpg (111 downloads) _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#135454 - 12/01/07 12:32 AM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
KALLA Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 205	Quote: Quote: Quote: I think she's hot. Well she did have the best scene in Chunky School Girls 4, but with guttersnipes like lisa sparxxx & lena ramon as your main competition that's not saying much. Lena Ramon = hey if you wanna wrangle your dangle to a busted ho that's certainly your prerogative and i ain't gonna hate on u 4 that. _________________________ You really have to be a sick person to view this stuff. - Tamra Toryn
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#135455 - 12/01/07 12:34 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
TheBillyvassi AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/26/07 Posts: 538 Loc: Canada	Man those broads are fugy on some rodney moore style shit. That man will fuck anything _________________________ Porns Dock Ellis
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#135456 - 12/01/07 09:03 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
D.W. Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/29/07 Posts: 136	Quote: we're fucked, the stupid are like rabbits and the availability of healthcare to the poor allows them to live against all darwin stood for. This reminds me of the Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy" where dumb people have 15 kids and smart people only have one or two. The result is 500 years in the future everyone is a dumbass and they use gatorade to water plants and the #1 tv show is "Ow! My Balls!".
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#135457 - 12/01/07 09:33 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	tritone Quote: Nice racist remark. You wouldn't have said anything about the dicks if they weren't black. Yes, I know this post is 2 years old.... Poor tritone..he's known to naturaly produce excrement the color of a sunflower..and spit sead in equal quantities. tritone..would it be too far fetched for you to mount antlers in your 70's style afro and pose for the xpt crowd?. Gia and Gigi could toss the panties they don't wear up on your rack... It be the holidays nigga...represent. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#135458 - 12/01/07 10:57 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	Quote: sead How much "sead" do you suck from your initiates for membership to the LouCrewÂ©? Litres, I'm sure, given your proven track record of sucking off xpt regulars. _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#135459 - 12/02/07 01:39 PM Re: Womb for rent. Low rent, that is.
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: Quote: I wonder if the baby is frightened by all the black cocks that it sees pokin' at it and spitting on it every day. Maybe for the kids sake Alyssa has laid off the Craig's List hooking. Nice racist remark. You wouldn't have said anything about the dicks if they weren't black. Yes, I know this post is 2 years old.... PEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNAAAAALLLLLTTTTYYYYYYYYY _________________________
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