Well, best of luck to you champ and despite all of it I wish you the best but you just set yourself up for a tremendous fall. You'll not only be back but you'll be a peg lower than you are now, if that's even possible. What you just did is even worse than the karmic implications of stealing a bicycle, and I wouldn't wish bike thief karma on my worst enemy. Those statements are going to boomerang on you and I'm afraid it's either back to lathering bukkakes or the shower curtain swing. This might sound pessimistic but it's inevitable.

Not that it'll help but you should go back and edit that post now to simply say "I'm returning to civilian life" because while that won't fool Divine Nature that pays out karmic debts so ruthlessly it'll at least let you save a little face.

I'd figured you'd learned the last time you moved and left LA for good. We need a Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke smiley to express how I feel right now. Just sad to see this, very sad.