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#135385 - 12/23/05 02:20 PM
I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Have fun Gia!  PM: Quote:
From: salmckveyxxx
Date: 12/23/05 02:55 PM
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hello
this is sal mckvey adult star
why do you have a pic of me as you pic on this site??
sal mckvey
god of masturbatory memories..
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#135388 - 12/23/05 02:29 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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This guy seems a little slow on the uptake. I e-mailed him on myspace telling him to come on, but i think Willie D also told him about the site, he signed up yesterday. I will post my brief exchange with him from MySpace later.
Tony
I tried to IM but MySpace kept going down. I saved my e-mails.
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#135392 - 12/23/05 03:44 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Words cannot express how badly I want Sal Mckvey over here. Thank you, Willie and Malice.
I believe the first person to invite him here was Arab, but that was on his random blogspot somewhere. His response is in his thread. But I think the myspace invites from you guys drew him in like a Club Jenna contract and catering from Taco Bell.
Here's what I wonder, will he see his thread and defend himself (which I dearly hope so I can continue to laugh maniacly in the make-up chair on my Sidekick) or will it discourage him from posting?
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#135393 - 12/23/05 03:52 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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He stopped by in the chat room yesterday. Whether it was the real him or not is however still unclear:
[19:49] * salmckvey has joined #xptalk
[19:49] <salmckvey> hello?
[19:49] <salmckvey> anyone here?
[19:50] * salmckvey has left #xptalk
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#135394 - 12/23/05 04:48 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I changed my avatar. This guy deserves the spotlight all to himself.
you are right. i'll do the same.
I did think it would be funny if when he did come here there were like 10 people using his picture
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#135395 - 12/23/05 05:18 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Then should I change my 'Sal Mckvey Fan Club' location? I don't wanna scare him off.
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#135396 - 12/23/05 05:34 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Sent to him 30 minutes ago...I can't wait to ask him if he wants it in 10s & 20s .... Quote:
Welcome to the Board
Sent to: salmckveyxxx
Hello, I have investment capital I would like to utilize to finance making pornographic videos. Can you Help?
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#135399 - 12/27/05 08:33 AM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Willie, Burglar: have we given up on getting him to post beyond that one "Merry Christmas"? The links to buy T-shirts from his web store don't work. 
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#135402 - 12/29/05 12:25 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I don't think we're going to see the "god of masturbatory memories.." (sal mckvey to the initiated) on xxxpt again, so time to exhume this thread from the Underworld...
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#135403 - 12/29/05 12:31 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Nice try guys, your efforts are appreciated. You never know, we may see him again.
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#135405 - 12/29/05 02:26 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'll get him. I may even let Fatty Mckfay hug me in an effort to lure him into the cage. I haven't taken one for the team since I did a scene with Tyce  Bune. I may even let him believe he's signing at the booth with me! Though, the closest Sal will get to signing at AVN is catching the avian bird flu.
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#135406 - 12/29/05 02:42 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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Though, the closest Sal will get to signing at AVN is catching the avian bird flu.
Fuck spell check... xxxpt needs redundancy check...
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#135409 - 12/29/05 03:48 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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smut, the writer, missed what i was talking about...
ok i will explain it in a slow concise manner so the whole board will understand... except maybe ashley, but hey, miracles can happen... though its after xmas and the wizard has given out all the brains... but i digress.
the comment was referring to the phrase "avian bird flu"
since Avian means Bird, saying Avian Bird Flu is in essence saying Bird Bird Flu.
Now while it does sound like a fitting title for a childres book, albeit misspelled... it has nothing to do with Avian Influenza. It reads like Avia is a place where the Bird Flu originated, of course... Avia is not a place just in case anyone is confused by that.
Either Avian Flu, or Bird Flu are acceptable... however Avian Bird Flu... doesnt exist.
there is however Robustus Avian Influenza.... but you can only catch that somewhere near Hoopers....
anyway, that is what i meant... and now that i had to go explain a simple comment... im going to go back to work thanking god that i only have 5 more weeks till i leave Cali behind.
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#135412 - 12/29/05 03:59 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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Fuck spell check... xxxpt needs redundancy check...
Rob, you need a reality check.
The question is, what won't Longshot do for a check? I have my ideas, and Snowball and Napoleon are looking forward to it.
right now... if you must know.... i do absolutely almost nothing all day. i gave my six weeks notice, cause im a good guy, and then im off to a normal life. I got the job i have been wanting for years, and i am moving out of cali. farewell to this godforsaken town for good, farewell to the "porn industry", i ran away to join the circus... now its time to be an adult and leave the overgrown juvinile delinquents behind.
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#135414 - 12/29/05 04:04 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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... I got the job i have been wanting for years, and i am moving out of cali. ...
Translation: Keiko's pregnant, father unknown. Time to get to another state so the paternity tests can be delayed.
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#135415 - 12/29/05 04:08 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Rob, you still need a reality check for knowing way too much about the bird flu. Please proofread your post before the next lecture, but you digress, genius.
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#135416 - 12/29/05 04:20 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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So what is this dream job you got? Does it require a different hairstyle or boots with more buckles?
actually tony, if you saw me right now... you probably wouldnt recognize me at first...
yes it requires a new hairstyle. as my hair is now close cropped short.
It has a rather strict dress code actually, as i will be working in a corporate environment.
I'll put it this way... i wouldnt pack up and go so soon if it wasnt for this job.
Will i say what it is or where... no.
When i leave here, Rob Longshot stays here. He does not return with me.
Porn was always nothing more than a means to an end with me. it was a fun time to have for a while after i got out of college.
now i am done with it. opportunity knocked and im taking it.
I have played a character my whole duration in this business. nothing more than that. I have never done drugs with the exception of 3 times i smoked weed. Kei only did briefly when she was 17. I hardly ever drink, everytime people have seen me with a drink when i go out it is the same drink i have almost all night long. I am not a Devil Worshipper, or Satanist or anything like that... my religious convictions would surprise you. I am not a huge fan of degrading sex... actually i find it quite repulsive. a little rough not a problem... degrading... its just retarded. Among many other things that i have always held close to my chest about myself... hence why im not out at all the parties and shit... usually im at home creating something else, or studying.
and now... i get the rewards.
5yrs from now no one will remember me in porn, 5yrs from now most people wont know my name from my other job either... but they will enjoy what i help create. I will be doing some good in the world, and that is most important of all.
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#135417 - 12/29/05 04:36 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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Rob, you still need a reality check for knowing way too much about the bird flu. Please proofread your post before the next lecture, but you digress, genius.
while i do know a lot about the bird flu... it was just basic english i was correcting. grammatical redundancy is a pet peeve of mine.
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#135419 - 12/29/05 04:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Quote:
Rob's Dream Job 
Is that Hypnocock?
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#135421 - 12/29/05 06:31 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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smut, the writer, missed what i was talking about...
ok i will explain it in a slow concise manner so the whole board will understand... except maybe ashley, but hey, miracles can happen... though its after xmas and the wizard has given out all the brains... but i digress.
the comment was referring to the phrase "avian bird flu"
since Avian means Bird, saying Avian Bird Flu is in essence saying Bird Bird Flu.
Now while it does sound like a fitting title for a childres book, albeit misspelled... it has nothing to do with Avian Influenza. It reads like Avia is a place where the Bird Flu originated, of course... Avia is not a place just in case anyone is confused by that.
Either Avian Flu, or Bird Flu are acceptable... however Avian Bird Flu... doesnt exist.
there is however Robustus Avian Influenza.... but you can only catch that somewhere near Hoopers....
anyway, that is what i meant... and now that i had to go explain a simple comment... im going to go back to work thanking god that i only have 5 more weeks till i leave Cali behind.
Huh, and I thought I was overthinking this. I thought it was a play on AVN vs. "avian" (Read: AVN "ay-VEE-en" and avian "ay-VEE-en."
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#135422 - 12/29/05 06:34 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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while i do know a lot about the bird flu... it was just basic english i was correcting. grammatical redundancy is a pet peeve of mine.
Apparently using the shift key isn't.
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#135424 - 12/29/05 08:48 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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last time i wasnt leaving for good... last time i said it was temporary... all facades aside i was going to visit my mother who was quite ill and help her out. It did remind me of where i come from though, and how much i had begun to change... and reverse that process.
i see nothing wrong with the statements i made... karma would come if i lied. if i said i loved this industry and its vapid drug dazed deniens i would call upon karma to return me here... i'm not doing that... are there good people in the business, this town... yes. but not as many as i would have liked to believe.
I will still have some hands in the business in a fashion... but i will be as far away as possibe.
my new venture allows me to tap my loves of Jules Verne, Fritz Lang, Ray Bradbury and other futurists visions... and bring them to life. that is all i will say about it.
my only intentions for returning to the los angeles area is to come ride Tatsu at Magic Mountain after it opens...
and yes, the shift key wastes time in non-traditional communication.
do i hate this business... at its core.. no. i do think it is lacking in almost all erotic value these days. I would rather watch a Russ Mayer film any day before the stuff the adult industry puts out today.
When i jerk off i prefer the movies of companies like seduction cinema... who actually make something erotic.
this isnt me leaving bitterly...if i seem to put out a level of disgust it is not a sweeping generalization. but this business is never where i saw myself staying. it was just something i wanted to do for a while, and we had fun... but im tired of it.
I plan on having kids soon... i dont want to raise them here. i dont want to raise them in L.A.... i was grateful this opportunity came when it did... i have been waiting for years. I have been working for this company as a side job for a long time... doing many little freelance projects.. and when i was offered this position... at a time when i was already ready to leave... who could turn it down. not I.
But yes, i leave this business behind. It is a chapter of my life i am closing to begin a new.
nothing negative... though i do have a neagtive view of many, performers especially.
I dont mean to come off harsh... i just honestly feel no desire to continue in this business... hence my quitting performing months back.
i hope it is easier to understand.
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#135426 - 12/29/05 10:25 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I must say this was a classy way to go out, so good luck. Sounds to me like you're gonna draw comix, just a guess. And yes, should you encounter any bicycle thieves or people wielding leaf-blowers, take a moment to kill them.
Later days Willie Mays!
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#135427 - 12/29/05 10:32 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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my new venture allows me to tap my loves of Jules Verne, Fritz Lang, Ray Bradbury and other futurists visions... and bring them to life. that is all i will say about it.
Does that mean you got a job as a cashier at Barnes and Noble?
Seriously, Rob, I wish you the best of luck on your new career. Looking up to Jules Vern instead of Jules Jordan will grant you better luck. At least you won't have to shave your balls everyday.
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and yes, the shift key wastes time in non-traditional communication.
Only jamesn can pull that off. Lol.
ROFLOL... no... no cashier jockying for me... although i spend a lot of time and money at B&N. unfortunately i can never not shave my balls... the days of itch suck.
Thank you John. i try to always hold myself with a certain level of class and dignity.
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#135429 - 12/30/05 01:09 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
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Rob Rob Roooobbbb... aside from the fact that I can relate to how you feel about a lot of things that you mentioned and understand nonetheless. I wish you guys luck. I hope it all works out according to plan. I know this industry has a big reputation for performers to are so convinced they never come back eventually do and I fear that I would ever be one of those people in the long run, that I hope that's also not the same for the both of you. Of course in a good way. For the sake of how the industry has turned into and your views on it all. I just hope it all works great for you and you guys can move on happily and content.  XOXO
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#135430 - 12/30/05 02:19 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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thanks gen, you are one of those few Real people in the biz. Personally, i wish you do find your way out. mostly because you have a brain on you and could use it for something good like we are doing.
I feigned stupidity a lot during my time in the business as a way to try to be on the same level with everyone... people tend to cast aside those who know more than them. So, everyone in this business thought i was a highschool drop out, and anything else i could convince them so they would believe i was like them in some way.
I wish this business could get back to its roots, make stuff that is erotic, not the porno version of jackass. But that is not gonna happen any time soon... too many asshats who buy into this shit.
But thank you again Gen... ill keep contact w/ ya.
But no... i will nto be returning to the SFV porno world anytime in the forseeable future. I will come to L.A. to visit like i said every so often. mostly to see my non-industry friends, i.e. most of my friends out here.
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#135432 - 12/30/05 02:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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yeah... i know the feeling... i have been working on this for a while. not gonna make me a millionaire... but i will be able to have a house of my own in a year to raise some youngins in comfortably... and get to travel... so im happy.
its not about how much you make.
its how much you love doing what you do.
first few months i will be taking a bit of a paycut.
but my cost of living will be considerably less so it all evens out. after that period of time it will be smooth sailing though.
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#135433 - 03/17/06 06:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
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right now... if you must know.... i do absolutely almost nothing all day. i gave my six weeks notice, cause im a good guy, and then im off to a normal life. I got the job i have been wanting for years, and i am moving out of cali. farewell to this godforsaken town for good, farewell to the "porn industry", i ran away to join the circus... now its time to be an adult and leave the overgrown juvinile delinquents behind.
why are you here still? you already made a big production about going away. Bye.
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#135434 - 03/17/06 06:41 PM
Re: I got a PM...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
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But yes, i leave this business behind. It is a chapter of my life i am closing to begin a new.
nothing negative... though i do have a neagtive view of many, performers especially.
I dont mean to come off harsh... i just honestly feel no desire to continue in this business... hence my quitting performing months back.
i hope it is easier to understand.
Why are you still here? 
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