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I would give lots of girls $20 if they'd show me their tits! I'm too afraid to ask in case I offend someone though


The way it all started was when I called to order a pizza she answered the phone. I already knew her from going in there to pick up pizzas before and she knew who I was. She asked if I wanted "Pick up or delivery?" So I said I wanted delivery only if she delivered it. She said she only delivered if she got a $20 tip. I was like, "Cool! Hurry!" So when she delivered my pizza I gave her the $20 and she was surprised and said she was just kidding! I said a deal is a deal but that she should at least earn it. "How?" she asked, I said I didnt know and then she said "How bout this" and lifted her shirt!(BTW perfect 19 year old tits!) So I never really asked her to do it she just did it on her own! Dont ya' just love slutty pizza girls?!
BTW I had pizza last night!
Rachel delivered! YUMMY!
PHATBOY!